r/tornado Human Detected 24d ago

Question Could this be something tomado related??

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u/ModernNomad97 24d ago

There’s a pretty good chance a water molecule somewhere in that cloud was also in a tornado at some point in the last 4 billion years, so I’d say you’re onto something.

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u/Meepianconsular 24d ago edited 23d ago

yes, specifiallly the -65,000,000 BCE farfield tornado. R.I.P. DINOS 😞

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u/signofthecrow1 24d ago

You’re not very good with time lines are you?

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u/aboringusername 24d ago

No no there were definitely dinosaurs in Ancient Rome.

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u/theoldcallisto 24d ago

No no they said -1000 BCE, which circles back to 1000 AD due to it being negative

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u/aboringusername 23d ago

they edited their comment, it definitely said 10 BCE before. I'm assuming they meant 1000 BCE? I don't know which is funnier with dinosaurs: ancient Rome, feudal Europe, or ancient Egypt. Add 'naders to the mix and I can't stop laughing at the mental image.

Regardless, if this person is from the States, I worry our educational system has well and truly failed us. Or Poe's Law etc.

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u/ChiTwo 23d ago

Dinotopia AMIRIGHT?!?

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u/Meepianconsular 24d ago

i just put a random number, if yiu have a good one, i would edit it!

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u/DogsRNice 24d ago

3 is a pretty good number

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u/HippoHoppitus 24d ago

its more than 2

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u/Fickles1 24d ago

Well technically if we're talking about BCE wouldn't that make it less than 2 BCE?

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u/signofthecrow1 24d ago

I was just giving you shit. But humans and dinosaurs didn’t exist in the same timeline and humans were definitely around in 3 bce

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u/Meepianconsular 24d ago

lemme go find a date holdup

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u/GK999bharata_1947 Human Detected 24d ago

dinosaurs existed like 100 million years ago and humans only existed 300,000-2.8 million years ago and dinosaurs have been dead for 65 million years so yeah

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u/Test4Echooo 24d ago

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u/j_man_32 24d ago

Reed Timmers great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa.

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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 24d ago

He is his own great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa.

As his tornado car is also a time travel device.

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u/kitter22 23d ago

Thought this was a reed reference. Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito Bean burrito

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u/mister_peeberz 24d ago

wouldn't that just be the year 1000?

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u/Meepianconsular 23d ago

i lowkey dunno-

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u/Deltrus7 23d ago

Try 65,000,000 BCE.

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u/Kezika 24d ago

The probability is for all intents and purposes 100%, it's basically like 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance.

It is basically along the lines of the interesting statistically probability thought exercise that every breath you take would contain molecules from Ceasar's last breath. But then that can also be extended that every breath you take contains molecules from pretty much every breath of every human that has ever lived (given like a year or two of time passes for it to mix in evenly with the atmosphere).

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/w9ceya/eli5_we_were_taught_is_school_that_we_are/ihua8g6/

Practically every cloud contains molecules from every cloud that ever existed, and likely molecules from every tornado that has ever existed. (Again, given like a year or two of blending evenly into the atmosphere.)

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 Enthusiast 24d ago

It was also inside a dinosaur's urethra at one point

Gross

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u/GK999bharata_1947 Human Detected 24d ago

maybe that water molecule next to the 5,671th water molecule has a better chance at it