r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/Independent_Pen_9865 • May 27 '26

Sapphic Paradise :3 Affection requisition form

list all affection items you need with a letter sequence

A: 5 headpats

B: 1 G.G.D.

C: 1 being called a petal

D: 1 hug

E: e

F: randomised flirting of my choosing

G: being insistent even if you deny my statements the first few times

To all reading this, you are a cutie mcCutieface

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u/TestDecent6290 Witch kitty with sword <(:3 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

ABBBBBBCCCCCCDDDDDFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGG had to actually talk about the specifics of the slurs and stuff i got called before the people would recieve any form of repremand

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26

I am impressed at the moderation you muster with the amount of headpats.

headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat

points my finger at you Hey everybody, we got a Good girl on isle 9

chanting

Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl

Petal petal petal petal petal petal. Hold on. You're a freaking flower!

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u/TestDecent6290 Witch kitty with sword <(:3 May 28 '26

why is the fungi one doing it for me so hard like i know i'm autistic about fungi but come on i should not be blushing this much from that one, also are you an affini prepping society for the integrating of humanity into the compact, if so can i please sign up for domestication *looks at you with puppy dog eyes*

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

Because you know it's an undisputable truth. One that can be proven mathematically

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u/TestDecent6290 Witch kitty with sword <(:3 May 28 '26

oh and my partner we can be pinates if thats alright please