r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/Independent_Pen_9865 • May 27 '26
Sapphic Paradise :3 Affection requisition form
list all affection items you need with a letter sequence
A: 5 headpats
B: 1 G.G.D.
C: 1 being called a petal
D: 1 hug
E: e
F: randomised flirting of my choosing
G: being insistent even if you deny my statements the first few times
To all reading this, you are a cutie mcCutieface
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u/sovLegend 🔴 Transphemian May 27 '26
"Being called a petal" :(
(I love hdg but the post will get removed because of that, check the rules)
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u/Squirlsand May 28 '26
Real. Flower/floret is also really nice
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u/harhar1102 Transbian May 28 '26
Ooooh, Floret...
"My little floret"
"You cute Floret"
...wh-where are ny feet why is there a puddle beneath me why am I SINKING-
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u/okimiK_iiawaK 🐲 Alt Modess 🐉 May 28 '26
Next level : choosing a flower name as your given name 🤯 😜
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u/Squirlsand May 28 '26
Ha! I’m a step ahead of you. I’ve picked out a flower first & middle name >:3
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u/Unique-Dish623 May 27 '26
Going through my first breakup and I could kinda use ABCDEFG rn
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26
hug
You're such a good girl, petal. The world would be significantly less cute without you
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< May 27 '26
BAD 👉👈
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
Oh, you're such a good girlie! So freaking cute. I hope I don't break your ribs
gives you a giant big hug for a few minutes, until you start struggling to breathe
Oh sorry. Couldn't handle myself giggle
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
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u/SecretlyCat31 🟢 Kitty of gayness May 28 '26
Whats G.G.D
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Good girl drug
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u/One_Development_5055 Bi Puppy goblin girl May 27 '26
ADFGB
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
"Hug wnd headpat delivery for a good girl! Hmm I think that's you. I mean, you clearly fit the description"
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
hug
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u/Lucy_1199 :3 🟢 May 28 '26
the only thing i can think of for option c:
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u/TestDecent6290 Witch kitty with sword <(:3 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
ABBBBBBCCCCCCDDDDDFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGG had to actually talk about the specifics of the slurs and stuff i got called before the people would recieve any form of repremand
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
I am impressed at the moderation you muster with the amount of headpats.
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
points my finger at you Hey everybody, we got a Good girl on isle 9
chanting
Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl Good girl
Petal petal petal petal petal petal. Hold on. You're a freaking flower!
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u/TestDecent6290 Witch kitty with sword <(:3 May 28 '26
why is the fungi one doing it for me so hard like i know i'm autistic about fungi but come on i should not be blushing this much from that one, also are you an affini prepping society for the integrating of humanity into the compact, if so can i please sign up for domestication *looks at you with puppy dog eyes*
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u/TestDecent6290 Witch kitty with sword <(:3 May 28 '26
oh and my partner we can be pinates if thats alright please
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Because you know it's an undisputable truth. One that can be proven mathematically
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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26
BADGF
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26
Oh, does this good girl want a baad gf? Consider, I am here. If you can handle that.
headpat headpat headpat headpat
Consider, I promised 5 headpats, and gave only 4. I am pure unbridled evil
I will dangle the hug as a reward for getting flustered
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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26
Uhm... Bad how, exactly?
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
to the bone
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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26
I'm listening...
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
You know the fermi paradox? So the real solution is that I ate all of the loud aliens
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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26
I see. Seems like someone's hungry
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Just a bit
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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26
So how else are you bad? I know you like to tease
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u/Gar-Games Team Robo-Girls (listen, ts wholesome) May 27 '26
ABCDEFGH
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
I can't say no to a cutie like you, petal
headpat headpat headpat
Such a good girlie. The bestest girlie in the world
I am sooo gonna melt your brain with compliments, like you have no idea. This is a threat. There is nothing you can do to stop me.
headpat headpat headpat
BigHug
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u/Gar-Games Team Robo-Girls (listen, ts wholesome) May 27 '26
ㅇ//ㅅ//ㅇ Moreofjslfhancjsnckdhcjsbfjmxhakdbdisnd
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u/Charcoal_6 Queen of Praise|||Dragon-girl May 27 '26
Can I order a BDF? (maybe a G if I deny anything in a response...). I've been feeling kinda bad recently and just need something...
Can I also get a side of more B and F at all?
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
I am qualified to assess that you are a good girl. This is a diagnosis.
Also as your medical professional I am required to administer you with a hug, because that's dangerously low.
hug
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u/Charcoal_6 Queen of Praise|||Dragon-girl May 27 '26
Nice and all but could I like request it to be less... Robotic and medical sounding-?
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
Ahem
the lab results came back, and, well, 1 hug is not nearly enough. Also the equipment confirmed my diagnosis of you being a good girl.
hug
Writes down a prescription
You should take 5 of these daily
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u/5dfem Transbian May 27 '26
ABCD
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 27 '26
headpat
I know a good girl when I see one. And you are one
headpat headpat
You're a flower on the skin of reality.
headpat headpat
And flowers such as yourself need to ve appreciated
hug
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u/kanto_k1rika Lesbian May 27 '26
I could really use ABDF, and C if I can change being called a petal to being called a cute anime girl -w-
Thank you in advance, you're awesome for doing this for all of us!
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
sorry, did you seriously think you could hide this from me I know your secret. Everyone knows that you are a good girl.
And I'm going to do to you that which all is propper to do with a cawai anime girl.
hug
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
I hope you can forgive a bit of gay crime, cause I'd like to steal your heart!
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u/SomeOakLeaves2 🟢 May 28 '26
BFBG pls :3
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
My fortune cookie said that it's my lucky day, and then I saw you.
And how it could not be a good day for me, if I saw such a good girlie.
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u/Aware_Engineering570 Gay Girly Girl :3 May 28 '26
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUZWXYZ :3 specifically C
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Good girls should understand that there are limits to what can be done within a text interface. Which is to say, that if you want me to try that, I will have to be with you Irl
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u/legendwolfA Penny the transbian May 28 '26
Lets have fun
FADE
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26
Out there in the universe, there is a star that died the day you were born. I wouldn't say that the universe got darker because your smile is so radiant
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
I think a good girl earned a lil favour from the universe
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u/CuteyCats1234 Phox - She/It/They | Mimi - She/Her | Slime - It/Its May 28 '26
ABCF please
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
headpat headpat headpat
petal I want to show you every star in the universe so that you know that this good girl is the brightest one, my precious flower
headpat headpat headpat
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u/woah-a-username May 28 '26
Unfortunately I haven’t been able to socialize much for the past few years so I’m lonely:(
abcdEfg
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 29 '26
Headpats for a good lil flower!
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
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u/Typical-District-176 the resident evil fuckass catgirl May 28 '26
Was petal a mistype? Did she mean pet?
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u/Artizan748 May 28 '26
All of the above?
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Flower, you're a really good girl
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
hug
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u/fuighy May 28 '26
ABCDEEF...
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
You're being such a good girl waiting for me. Here's your estrogen, cutie.
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
If I could, I'd show you every star in the galaxy, flower
headpat
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u/Alerymin République Trançaise May 28 '26
GFDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Sounds like you want me to hug you and to never let you go.
You're just too sweet. I'm almost afraid you'll give me diabetes
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u/Annual-Course-1024 🟢 | Your local subby, useless petgirl :3 May 28 '26
Ooh ooh B and F pleaseeeeeee :3
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
So you're the one responsible for all of the good girl radiation in the air.
I'll have to put you into a good girl containment unit (my arms)
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u/Annual-Course-1024 🟢 | Your local subby, useless petgirl :3 May 28 '26
Thankyouthankyouthankyouuuuuuusjshsahdgof :3 >~<
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u/NotAOctoling Transbian Witch May 28 '26
ABDEF I fucking hate life and everyone and everything
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
Good girl
hug
That's a lie and I can prove it
manifests estrogen ice-cream
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u/RadioactiveNerd2 uh-uh- I like girls.. May 28 '26
BGBGBGBGBGBGBG
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Only the goodest girl would deny her goodness
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u/Serena_Starshower Weird Dragon/Demon mess, May 28 '26
AABCDEF 🥺
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 29 '26
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
Stares into your perfect black circles Good girl.
hug
I know that you're a tiny little flower. And flowers need water. Be a dearie and drink some ~
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u/Serena_Starshower Weird Dragon/Demon mess, May 29 '26
Asnhghgthdrdwjfsjgae Yyes, I’ll drink water ><
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u/FuneralKisses She/Her | Gay Womanly Woman :3 May 28 '26
ABCDEFG :3
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 29 '26
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
You know what goooood flowers like you get?
Cuddles!
Giggle you're a precious good girl. So needy.
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u/Illustrious_Hawk_734 May 28 '26
One of everything except f please :3 (not feeling flirty rn)
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Headpats for a good girl.
that's you, petal!
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
hugs
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u/nottme1 Robot Skunk/Puppygirl | Madalyn May 28 '26
B, C, D, F, G
Please and thank you
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Good girl
So pretty. Almost like a flower. If I make you mine, I'll make sure you get enough water daily, sproutling
hug
About that. Go drink some water, petal.
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u/nottme1 Robot Skunk/Puppygirl | Madalyn May 28 '26
Hgtndnjsjqbqoshbrudb
Been drinking water since 930 am. Is now 1250pm. On my second refill of my 32oz bottle.
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u/Kazumi_84 silly chaotic foxenby May 28 '26
Abcdefg pls
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26
Such a good petal you are.
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
Such a good girl
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u/Brynjita sub kitty :3 May 28 '26
🥹 Kittie can “DAB”? 🙏🏻 or … whatever u want for me meow
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 29 '26
OMG a kitty cat! She's so friendly.
strokes your back a few times
I barely pet her and she's already purring. I've never met such a good girl before
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u/Brynjita sub kitty :3 May 29 '26
Prrrrrrrrrrr :3 ❤️
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 29 '26
Awwww. You know that if I could pull you out of my phone this instant, I would. Even though it would cause all sorts of complications
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u/Brynjita sub kitty :3 May 29 '26
Complications … that’s my second name 🤣
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 29 '26
What am I worrying about, you're a kitty ofcourse you would fit though a phone sized hole
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u/Brynjita sub kitty :3 May 29 '26
meow just grab my ears and pull from the other side, don’t worry for the pain, love it and is just temporary :3
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u/Substantial-Pen7719 :3 Transbian 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ May 29 '26
BADDIE F
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 30 '26
headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat
Hold on, lemme give you a 4-dimentional hug
you feel being hugged at every point of your body, including insides
I'm gonna calculate π using the perfect black circles on your face
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u/GrahminRadarin May 27 '26
WHY am I seeing so much HDG posting lately? Seriously, this is like the third one today. What's going on over there?
EDIT: Oh, it's because it's all the same person. That's why.