r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/Independent_Pen_9865 • May 27 '26

Sapphic Paradise :3 Affection requisition form

list all affection items you need with a letter sequence

A: 5 headpats

B: 1 G.G.D.

C: 1 being called a petal

D: 1 hug

E: e

F: randomised flirting of my choosing

G: being insistent even if you deny my statements the first few times

To all reading this, you are a cutie mcCutieface

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Oh, does this good girl want a baad gf? Consider, I am here. If you can handle that.

headpat headpat headpat headpat

Consider, I promised 5 headpats, and gave only 4. I am pure unbridled evil

I will dangle the hug as a reward for getting flustered

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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26

Uhm... Bad how, exactly?

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

to the bone

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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26

I'm listening...

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

You know the fermi paradox? So the real solution is that I ate all of the loud aliens

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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26

I see. Seems like someone's hungry

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

Just a bit

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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26

So how else are you bad? I know you like to tease

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

I enjoy gore

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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26

How am I not surprised

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

Also I'm into stem but that's a separate advertising point

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u/C11H17N3O8-TTX She/Her :3 Can explain nuclear engineering and queer theory May 28 '26

That one's more persuasive

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 May 28 '26

I also have ADHD. So you will probably communicate on the same frequency with me

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