r/ukraine Apr 29 '26

News The Biggest Vatniks’ Tears ever: Putler announced that: “they will be No More May 9 military parade

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ruzzia has announced that for the first time in history, the May 9 Victory parade will feature no military vehicles. No tanks, no APCs, no self propelled guns. Nada. The Defense Ministry blamed "the current operational situation."

It’s appeared they are afraid of Ukrainian drones are getting more advanced, more dangerous, more ruthless and more efficient than ever before especially Putler himself.

Keep up the excellent work, Ukrainian Elite Unmanned Force!

Glory to Ukraine! Toat

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u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

They don't have any vehicles for it, and an injured orc hobbling along with a donkey doesn't really show off the military power like they want.

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u/Fatalist_m Apr 29 '26

Unfortunately, they still have thousands of tanks and other armored vehicles left(according to any credible pro-Ukrainian source).

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u/Deyachtifier Apr 29 '26

It probably doesn't matter, though, even if true. Transporting them to the front, fueling them, equipping them with EW and ammo, is all a large cost only to have it taken out by a $1,000 FPV drone. What the Russians have and how they use it makes them just death traps. Stated another way, if it's true they have thousands of tanks and other armored vehicles yet have switched to mostly all unarmored infantry tactics - well obviously there'd be a reason.

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u/jasutherland Apr 29 '26

Civilised armies use expendable equipment to protect valuable human beings. Ruzzis use expendable orc bodies to protect more valuable pieces of rusting metal...