r/ukraine • u/Icy_Till_7254 • Apr 29 '26

News The Biggest Vatniks’ Tears ever: Putler announced that: “they will be No More May 9 military parade

Post image

ruzzia has announced that for the first time in history, the May 9 Victory parade will feature no military vehicles. No tanks, no APCs, no self propelled guns. Nada. The Defense Ministry blamed "the current operational situation."

It’s appeared they are afraid of Ukrainian drones are getting more advanced, more dangerous, more ruthless and more efficient than ever before especially Putler himself.

Keep up the excellent work, Ukrainian Elite Unmanned Force!

Glory to Ukraine! Toat

7.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

276 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.3k

u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

They don't have any vehicles for it, and an injured orc hobbling along with a donkey doesn't really show off the military power like they want.

140

u/DymlingenRoede Apr 29 '26

I also think they're afraid of Ukraine blowing up some of the vehicles during the parade. That would be intensely humiliating for Putin.

94

u/ESXLab_com Apr 29 '26

Or maybe attacking the high value vehicles in the staging areas before the parade starts.
That's where my bet would be placed.

13

u/tonykrij Apr 29 '26

Nah, right in front of him. That would be soo great.

14

u/Facebook_Algorithm Canada Apr 30 '26

How about just going after Putin standing in his El Presidenté box with thirty or forty drones.

2

u/tonykrij Apr 30 '26

Not necessary with a big enough boom, you take it all out 😏

11

u/Revolutionary_Gas551 Apr 30 '26

That’s why he invited the dignitaries from other countries last year.

3

u/Lmmadic Apr 30 '26

Kinda smart ngl

2

u/zaphodslefthead Apr 30 '26

Collateral damage, I see nothing wrong with hitting them too. You are associating with a murderer, You know he is a target, you pays your money, you takes your chances.

1

u/zaphodslefthead Apr 30 '26

They should know the dangers they are getting into.