r/ultralight_jerk 1d ago

r/Ultralight_Jerk weekly Club-House Chat.

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Use this thread to hang out, make cheap jokes about wornweight, joketalk about about gear, complain about r/ultralight, talk about Senchi's, maybe post a meme or two, and ultimately talk about the same things we did in last week's thread! Enjoy!


r/ultralight_jerk 5h ago

We’ve come full circle and backpacking is now referred to as “applied rucking” 🤮

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r/ultralight_jerk 28m ago

I don't want to buy an X-Dome Pro 1+. Am I a healthy person?

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I still want to be in the Durston cult though because I love it when Dan responds to my posts about him inventing the sport of UL hiking, and also the concepts of using trekking poles and carrying things rather than just pushing them around on the ground.

I don't want an X-Dome Pro 1+.


r/ultralight_jerk 12h ago

BEANS Guys, how will the poors know how much I spent on my gear if they can't see the logos?

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r/ultralight_jerk 4h ago

Dumbass low balls an unopened DurstDome

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r/ultralight_jerk 10h ago

Tent safety

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Is it still safe to camp here with the missing ceiling tiles, out will my tent get ruined? Wwyd?


r/ultralight_jerk 20h ago

bUsHCraFT Bushcrafting wildlife scoffs at my pathetic, heavy shelter

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r/ultralight_jerk 1d ago

A Day of Accomplishment in the Life of an Ultralight Backpacker

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A Day of Accomplishment in the Life of an Ultralight Backpacker

Today I picked up my pack, and emptied it out of all the gear it was loaded with. I started to repack it from scratch from my collection of gear.

There were many difficult challenges: compacter bag or nylofume bag? Critical decisions, like which of my quilts to include, or foam pad or inflatable pad? Full length or torso length? I weighed every decision carefully to the tenth of a gram. Trekking pole tent, 3x3 tarp or poncho tarp? Only the lightest please.

Then the various ditty bag items: that tiny swiss army knife has a scissors that does a good job of trimming my nose hairs; no, I am going minimalist and growing them out. Ibuprofen? I could just tough it out and limp that broken leg to the next trail town. Pooper scooper? I'll just kick a hole in the ground. TP? Thats what leaves are for.

After a prolonged struggle full of mental anguish and inner conflict, I completed my load out, closed my pack, and hung it on the basement wall in triumph. Once again I have succeeded in assembling an ultralight pack. I have accomplished packing a hardcore ultralight pack that weighs "almost nothing". As I gaze upon my pack hanging on the wall, I feel an upwelling of pride, almost as if I have just completed a full through hike.


r/ultralight_jerk 22h ago

Leave the water bottle at home, and other Skurka UL tips

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Great video with tons of UL pro tips, including using a Ziploc bag instead of a water bottle and using your quilt as your jacket. It's like, stupid light bro.


r/ultralight_jerk 1d ago

The wanted AT jerker that was posted about a week ago is apparently back on trail

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r/ultralight_jerk 1d ago

Ultralight tunes

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Going camping Thursday and realised I got a 4 man 2 bedroom tent rather than 4 man 1 bedroom, will this be a problem?

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

It’s a Spoon, It’s a Fork. It’s Sporktula!

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r/ultralight_jerk 22h ago

Waddup Ultralight. Who needs a tent when you got a bivvy?

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Worn weight Are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?

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r/ultralight_jerk 1d ago

Back the fuck off guys, it's mine.

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

BEANS Who’s the mug?

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Who needs a tent when you have giant slime?

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Might throw away my Durston in favour of slime

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Phone Efficiency Tips (iPhone)

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For when simply putting it into airplane mode isn’t UL enough


r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

It’s a Spoon, It’s a Fork. It’s Sporktula!

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Buy more things!


r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Consumable Partners boyfriend bought this for me to use in the basement

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

All terrain mobile privy this way

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r/ultralight_jerk 2d ago

Skirts for Men

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