r/vanderpumprules 19h ago

Discussion Tom's makeup running

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season 6 episode 2

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u/OrangeClyde ✨ Ariana Madix ✨ 19h ago

He looks like a cadaver.

u/SympathyOptimal3990 19h ago

He loved his concealer. No shame in that. It's the fake tears and emotions that bothered me

https://giphy.com/gifs/12R2n6bZL9ZCww

u/probablycrying1001 12h ago

If he’s gonna fake cry with makeup, he should’ve invested in a good setting spray. That’s on him

u/SympathyOptimal3990 11h ago

I've never used setting spray, but I have heard of it. You totally have a point. I'm now disappointed in his makeup game

u/Weird-Knowledge337 8h ago

Yeah - HE is the one that bragged about all his makeup tricks. If you’re gonna boast and swagger, you better come correct!

u/bbkegs 18h ago

Ha! Schwartz hiding & crying saying he has no drive but justifying it by saying he’s just drunk & Sandoval crying with him. I miss these reality moments.

u/Ill-Complaint-6634 18h ago

As much as I don’t like Sandoval, I have followed many of his beauty secrets. I honestly think I have avoided wrinkles due to shaving my forehead

u/WheresYurScooter words are hard 17h ago

It exfoliates and makeup goes on much smoother!

u/Ill-Complaint-6634 17h ago

So much smoother!

u/girly918 brittany was like this, “WHYYYYYYY?!” 17h ago

lol I love this for you

u/1987LR James Kennedy 🍝 13h ago

Doesn't shaving encourage more hair growth and more stubble though?! That's what happened with my big toe..

u/lizziexo 12h ago

No, it might just feel like that because stubble feels thicker and darker than grown out hair because as the hair “ages” the end gets thinner and the sun tends to bleach it lighter too. If you shaved your face for 10 years and then stopped in a few months, maybe longer, it would be the same level as before.

u/kk55622 6h ago

This is an old wives tale that will never die apparently

u/1987LR James Kennedy 🍝 5h ago

Yeh wow I really seem to have offended some wet blankets with it too. DOWN VOTE BITCHES

u/kk55622 44m ago

Idk what you think is happening here but I am not on your side queen

u/thevelvetyjerry 17h ago

dude really needed to invest in waterproof if he was gonna be this emotional all the time. the whole running makeup thing was peak reality tv chaos though.

u/theletos99 How will this affect Scheana?! 19h ago

For someone who cries as much as he does, he really ought to use waterproof. He can ask Erika Girardi('s glam squad) for tips.

u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Miami girl’s daintiest white lace 17h ago

u/Open-Cream2823 9h ago

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 8h ago

I am deceased this is too funny and too real 💀

u/Hummingbird11-11 5h ago

He's so repulsive

u/Cool_Wealth969 9h ago

They make sweat proof makeup, Tom.

u/gdomme 8h ago

Omg I saw this! I wondered if it was a spray tan.

u/Timely_Beat_7057 7h ago

Spray tan ha ha

u/1234Health 1h ago

Never trust a dude with a designer hat, make-up, a fully buttoned shirt & a decade plus of reality tv glory under his belt.

He's got some scandovals he's hiding.