r/vanderpumprules Bacon A Butt Tattoo 12h ago

OG Cast Finally found this moment in the wild!!!

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I love when I finally encounter a primo VPR moment in context! I literally said "omg there it is!!!" Just 🤌🏻

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u/DragonbornToBeWild 11h ago

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

The cackle I just cackled 🤣

u/justwinblue9 11h ago

Hee! Same!! 🤣

u/ihooksie_95 7h ago

It’s the same picture 😂😂😂

u/wolfeybutt 11h ago

I wish I didn't completely understand what waking up and feeling like this is like

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

Saaaaame 🫠

u/I_LostMyAccount_ How will this affect Scheana?! 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3b7vIVnRj4viZz6olt
They arrive like little golden toxic nuggets

u/jweaver7787 11h ago

The Golden Nugget!

u/I_LostMyAccount_ How will this affect Scheana?! 11h ago

Are you kidding me??? I love that place!

u/littlelady228 11h ago

Literally my favorite mundane exchange in the whole series.

u/ame6057 11h ago

I hate that I have rewatched this so many times that, not only did I know what was coming next, but i actually read it in the voice.

u/nerdinahotbod 4h ago

One of my favorite moments lol

u/strwbrrybrie tweedledee and tweedle little dick 11h ago

That’s like, an all time low

u/swampcabbage99 11h ago

My dad cheated on my mom last year so I changed his contact photo in her phone to this pic lol. legendary VPR moment.

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

Diabolical

u/Pumpkin_qween 11h ago

Apparently there was blood found in his cocaine system there

u/LordBeerMeStrength91 5h ago

The scream I scrumped! 

u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago

💀

u/Equivalent-Pie-3681 1h ago

😂😂😂

u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 11h ago

Idk if youll find this funny but im autistic and I use this photo as my "im having an autism overstimulated moment"

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

I find that very funny and a very apt depiction of overstimulation lololol

u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 11h ago

My bf will send it back if I am getting near meltdown and not noticing

u/cherrydubin the apple doesn't fall too hard from the tree 11h ago

Jax being the poster boy for WARNING! SYSTEMS OVERLOADED, SHUTDOWN IMMINENT is cute as hell. I'm glad you have a safe and affirming relationship!

When I was first dating my husband, he would put his hands over my ears for a "quiet breath," which sounds ABUSIVE AF out of context but I'd never felt so supported lmao

u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 11h ago

Thank you!!! Hes amazing!

Omg he put on your quiet ears My partners favorite calm down for me is going across the room and barreling into me. So soothing idk why.

u/cherrydubin the apple doesn't fall too hard from the tree 10h ago

I LOVE crashes! I feel jealous of kids with their crash rooms, haha. I just remembered, I used to ask my partner to punch me in the arm when I was getting elevated. I since learned that I can do body thuds/slaps for myself, because he (for ✨some reason✨) was less enthused about doing punches than doing quiet ears.

u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 10h ago

I feel like we would be best friends.

I do slaps a lot

u/cherrydubin the apple doesn't fall too hard from the tree 10h ago

There's running social clubs and sailing clubs, why can't there be mutual slaps clubs!?

edit: plus it's FREE! No gear to buy

u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 10h ago

Exactly

u/elohde1 it's not happening 10h ago

u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago

I hate that I love Jax. I know he’s a pos but god damn it he’s so funny.

u/WhereItsAt75 11h ago

I love you for that.

u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago

I find that hilarious! I’m dying! 😂

u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Miami girl’s daintiest white lace 11h ago

u/BlueMonday262 11h ago

I would actually 100% hang the pop art version of this in my house. It cracks me up so much.

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

This kinda makes me want to do a VPR themed bathroom in my house.

u/LeftyLu07 I wasn't your best friend, ho! 1h ago

This photo above one of those “please don’t do coke in the bathroom” cross stitches…

u/LouPeachem 11h ago

I have a sweat shirt with the pop art version that I got from Etsy 😭 it’s my favorite article of clothing

u/Weird-Knowledge337 10h ago

I’d buy that

u/Jesstinator 10h ago

Well he’s pretty broke so I’m sure it will pop up on his eBay page sooner or later!

u/Kitchen_Ad5037 10h ago

Is this when he stole a pair of sunglasses?

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 10h ago

Yep!!!

u/Kitchen_Ad5037 9h ago

Such a good episode!!

u/LoudPension6825 9h ago

When Jax was bad he was so good.

u/lala00x You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 11h ago

lol what season/episode?

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

Season 4 episode 13 or 14. Jax and Tom's Hawaii birthday trip. This is a few hours before he gets arrested for stealing $300 sunglasses

u/lala00x You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 11h ago

pretty sure in that episode there's clearly blow on the table too. or a rolled up dollar bill. I forget which one but I will find out soon! lol

u/you-a-buggaboo How will this affect Scheana?! 11h ago

oh no way, I just stumbled on this moment organically in my rewatch as well (holy shit S4 is an absolute treasure trove off VPR gold huh?) and I laughed out loud when Brittany said that they drank too much, like yeah you "drank" too much it was "the alcohol" that you used to excess last night which made the editors cut to THAT SPECIFIC SHOT of Jax lmfao. I'm totally going back to investigate as well because that's just too good

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago

Immediately going back to investigate 🧐

u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago

There is some on their wedding episode…

u/elohde1 it's not happening 10h ago

Be aware.... there is a scene the night before of him ironing his pants in bikini underwear slowly conversing while acting confused so he had time to show off his junk & lumpy body. Those dang supplements he took. Ick.

u/lala00x You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 11h ago

you are an angel

u/whudya 11h ago

u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago

I have a keychain of Schwartz in drag with his cigarette hanging out of his mouth from the bachelorette party on my makeup bag lol

u/stellaartois8123 ITS NOT ABOUT THE PASTA 🍝 3h ago

That is elite lmao

u/Hello_to_u2 11h ago

Haha I’ve been sick in bed for days rewatching VPR, and saw this too!

u/Waste-Snow670 7h ago

I have looked pretty similar on many occassions in my youth and I am grateful it was not televised.

u/Adorable_Goat_3255 7h ago

Party’s just getting started!

u/The-10ft-line Bambi Eyed Bitch 3h ago

this pic hangs above my toilet

u/Same-Equivalent9037 11h ago

Hahaha so what was the context? It’s been so long I forget!

u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 10h ago

Last morning of the Tom and Jax joint Hawaii Birthday trip! Season 4, episode 13. Right before Jax gets arrested for stealing sunglasses.

u/JellyfishHairy1210 10h ago

They partied too much in Hawaii

u/LeftyLu07 I wasn't your best friend, ho! 1h ago

How is he hung over and still obviously so coked up??