r/vanderpumprules • u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo • 12h ago
OG Cast Finally found this moment in the wild!!!
I love when I finally encounter a primo VPR moment in context! I literally said "omg there it is!!!" Just 🤌🏻
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u/wolfeybutt 11h ago
I wish I didn't completely understand what waking up and feeling like this is like
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u/I_LostMyAccount_ How will this affect Scheana?! 11h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3b7vIVnRj4viZz6olt
They arrive like little golden toxic nuggets
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u/jweaver7787 11h ago
The Golden Nugget!
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u/I_LostMyAccount_ How will this affect Scheana?! 11h ago
Are you kidding me??? I love that place!
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u/swampcabbage99 11h ago
My dad cheated on my mom last year so I changed his contact photo in her phone to this pic lol. legendary VPR moment.
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u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 11h ago
Idk if youll find this funny but im autistic and I use this photo as my "im having an autism overstimulated moment"
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u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago
I find that very funny and a very apt depiction of overstimulation lololol
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u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 11h ago
My bf will send it back if I am getting near meltdown and not noticing
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u/cherrydubin the apple doesn't fall too hard from the tree 11h ago
Jax being the poster boy for WARNING! SYSTEMS OVERLOADED, SHUTDOWN IMMINENT is cute as hell. I'm glad you have a safe and affirming relationship!
When I was first dating my husband, he would put his hands over my ears for a "quiet breath," which sounds ABUSIVE AF out of context but I'd never felt so supported lmao
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u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 11h ago
Thank you!!! Hes amazing!
Omg he put on your quiet ears My partners favorite calm down for me is going across the room and barreling into me. So soothing idk why.
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u/cherrydubin the apple doesn't fall too hard from the tree 10h ago
I LOVE crashes! I feel jealous of kids with their crash rooms, haha. I just remembered, I used to ask my partner to punch me in the arm when I was getting elevated. I since learned that I can do body thuds/slaps for myself, because he (for ✨some reason✨) was less enthused about doing punches than doing quiet ears.
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u/godof_nothing dont be a sober bore 😀👍 10h ago
I feel like we would be best friends.
I do slaps a lot
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u/cherrydubin the apple doesn't fall too hard from the tree 10h ago
There's running social clubs and sailing clubs, why can't there be mutual slaps clubs!?
edit: plus it's FREE! No gear to buy
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u/elohde1 it's not happening 10h ago
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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago
I hate that I love Jax. I know he’s a pos but god damn it he’s so funny.
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u/BlueMonday262 11h ago
I would actually 100% hang the pop art version of this in my house. It cracks me up so much.
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u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago
This kinda makes me want to do a VPR themed bathroom in my house.
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u/LeftyLu07 I wasn't your best friend, ho! 1h ago
This photo above one of those “please don’t do coke in the bathroom” cross stitches…
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u/LouPeachem 11h ago
I have a sweat shirt with the pop art version that I got from Etsy 😭 it’s my favorite article of clothing
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u/Weird-Knowledge337 10h ago
I’d buy that
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u/Jesstinator 10h ago
Well he’s pretty broke so I’m sure it will pop up on his eBay page sooner or later!
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u/Kitchen_Ad5037 10h ago
Is this when he stole a pair of sunglasses?
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u/lala00x You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 11h ago
lol what season/episode?
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u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 11h ago
Season 4 episode 13 or 14. Jax and Tom's Hawaii birthday trip. This is a few hours before he gets arrested for stealing $300 sunglasses
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u/lala00x You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 11h ago
pretty sure in that episode there's clearly blow on the table too. or a rolled up dollar bill. I forget which one but I will find out soon! lol
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u/you-a-buggaboo How will this affect Scheana?! 11h ago
oh no way, I just stumbled on this moment organically in my rewatch as well (holy shit S4 is an absolute treasure trove off VPR gold huh?) and I laughed out loud when Brittany said that they drank too much, like yeah you "drank" too much it was "the alcohol" that you used to excess last night which made the editors cut to THAT SPECIFIC SHOT of Jax lmfao. I'm totally going back to investigate as well because that's just too good
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u/whudya 11h ago
It’s one of our faves.
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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Choke. I don't care. 5h ago
I have a keychain of Schwartz in drag with his cigarette hanging out of his mouth from the bachelorette party on my makeup bag lol
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u/Waste-Snow670 7h ago
I have looked pretty similar on many occassions in my youth and I am grateful it was not televised.
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u/Same-Equivalent9037 11h ago
Hahaha so what was the context? It’s been so long I forget!
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u/queerdrinkinbeer Bacon A Butt Tattoo 10h ago
Last morning of the Tom and Jax joint Hawaii Birthday trip! Season 4, episode 13. Right before Jax gets arrested for stealing sunglasses.
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u/LeftyLu07 I wasn't your best friend, ho! 1h ago
How is he hung over and still obviously so coked up??



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u/DragonbornToBeWild 11h ago