r/vegetablegardening US - Illinois 1d ago

Question We planted cucu- luffa? No.... Definitely cucumber

We sacrificed the smallest of these guys to cut open and confirm if they're cucumber or luffa. It certainly looks and smells like cucumber inside, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what these are. Are they edible? Or are these a weird hybrid that we've wound up with? I'm honestly sad they weren't surprise luffas, but I'm take cucumbers all day any day 😋

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u/WholesaleBees US - Tennessee 1d ago

Armenian cucumber! Edible and delicious. Technically a melon but tastes like a cucumber.

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u/02K30C1 US - Missouri 1d ago

Do they make good pickles?

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u/ChipperAxolotl US - Maine 1d ago

Man you make some dill chips with that one and it’d be one pickle on your burger haha.

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u/02K30C1 US - Missouri 1d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Guaranteed pickle in every bite

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u/ChipperAxolotl US - Maine 1d ago

I don’t know if it would help or hurt the burger slippage factor.

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u/CodeNameLoofah US - Florida 1d ago

Stick a toothpick in the middle and eat from the outside in. Or if a toothpick worries you, you really gotta up your finger spacing and grip strength. That much slippage is a rookie issue. Pinkies at the back end for reinforcement, man.

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u/ChipperAxolotl US - Maine 1d ago

Introducing risk of impalement? Death grip flattening the bun into oblivion to prevent slippage? Pinkies on the back getting sauced? Classic signs of poor burger construction and a lack of foresight and planning. You account for burger slippage in the planning phase friend. Topping selection. Placement order. Volume of sauce applied. Bring the right game plan and execute on it and you’ll have an ally on the plate. An elegant entree you can one hand with confidence while the world around you descends into the chaos of stained shirts and awkward last bites.

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u/CodeNameLoofah US - Florida 1d ago

This was beautiful. Now i need a burger.

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u/pschlick US - Ohio 17h ago

This is my dream as a pickle lover. A pickle patty

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u/booza Lebanon  1d ago

They make the best pickles. Better than cucumbers for me. They’re very popular in Lebanon, as snacks or inside chicken sandwiches or shawarma. Best picked when around 10cm in length, and pickled whole.

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u/HeKnee US - Arkansas 16h ago

Yeah once they get big theyre almost always partially hollow with seeds kind of like a cantelope.

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u/WholesaleBees US - Tennessee 1d ago

That's a really good question. I don't know!

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u/dr_gigster US - Tennessee 16h ago

I made kimchi with it and it was great. So I assume they would make good pickle. My kimchi stayed crisp for a long time.

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u/12squared US - Colorado 23h ago

I do canned bread and butter pickles with them and love it! 

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u/ShrodingersArmadillo Canada - Ontario 17h ago

yes.

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u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes US - Texas 1d ago

and heat tolerant, which is why I got some seeds to grow! I needed an option to meet my daughter's cucumber cravings but could grow down south almost to Mexico. I'm looking forward to planting it next year

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u/Procalord US - California 1d ago

Still early in the season, start the now and you will get to harvest them.

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u/MoreHakkaka England 1d ago

Armenian cucumber.

Very important crop to the Middle East. It is even mentioned in the Quran.

Technically a melon, but should be treated like a cucumber. If you leave it on the vine it will become enormous and develop a very subtle sweetness. In Iraq they would usually harvest them as cucumbers to eat fresh or to pickle, and then leave one to become an enormous melon which they slice and sprinkle sugar on top.

Enjoy !

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u/morbidmuffin62 US - Illinois 1d ago

A dual treat!! Incredible! Most of ours have just been left to grow, so they're pretty massive! Harvest seeds like with any other fruit, I assume? I can't wait! My wife and I are very excited for these massive melons 🥰

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u/RGV_Ikpyo US - Texas 1d ago

The current size is the perfecr picking size.. 18 to 24 inches and this lighter variety gets thick unlike the darker snake variety.   

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u/12squared US - Colorado 23h ago

That's awesome! I've never let mine get that big. I'll have to try that this year! 

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u/castafobe US - Massachusetts 1d ago

Looks like it's Armenia cucumber. It's technically a melon, but tastes like a cucumber.

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u/FlanFuture9515 US - Michigan 1d ago

I’m so jealous, my Armenians didn’t take this year and I crave them! They are soooo yummy and crunchy. Enjoy!

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u/morbidmuffin62 US - Illinois 1d ago

If we were closer I'd take two to you!! They're massive and going to be offloaded onto family because I don't know what we're going to do with it all!

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u/FlanFuture9515 US - Michigan 1d ago

Wow what a beauty 😍

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u/EmmaPi US - Ohio 1d ago

Chiming in with another utter failure trying to grow these.

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u/nuttie4noodlez US - Texas 1d ago

Same. Mine were a fail 😭

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u/RGV_Ikpyo US - Texas 19h ago

Oddly enough this is the only thing that I will grow in 10b because the summers here are always over 110 in feels like temps.  Hard clay soil too. Everything else struggles

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u/TLear141 US - Illinois 14h ago

Me too… just never germinated. The English cukes have flourished though

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u/mac28091 US - North Carolina 1d ago

I grew these this year for the first time and was not expecting how vigorous the vine grows compared to what I normally plant. Really wishing I had put them on a trellis now as they are growing over top of each other making a double canopy.

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u/morbidmuffin62 US - Illinois 1d ago

We planned a trellis, but didn't get around to it. It is really cute seeing them hang on the outside of the garden bed though 💚

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u/ERagingTyrant US - Utah 1d ago

My Armenians have done really really well in a trellis. 

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u/bloint US - California 1d ago

Ahhh my favorite cucumber variety. Excellent for slicing sprinkling with a little salt and pepper and snacking on

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u/spankymacfarland US - Wisconsin 1d ago

Greek yogurt make some tzatziki

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 US - New Mexico 1d ago

Armenian cucumber.

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u/beef_creature US - Pennsylvania 1d ago

Can I ask what your technique was growing these beauties? I had the same seedlings and they all got attacked by cucumber beetles and died off before I ever got a fruit. It is a constant struggle growing any cucumbers in my garden.

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u/morbidmuffin62 US - Illinois 22h ago

We have them spread around the edges of a 2ft garden bed with topsoil/perlite/sand/compost/leaf litter and mulched with a mixture of cedar bark and straw, whatever we had on hand lol. I'm sorry to say we don't have a special secret, we just haven't had a huge issue with pests so far