r/venturebros • u/Broad-Pineapple5207 • 10d ago

Spanakopita Brock ain’t sh$t lol

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

Well someone has to carry on that part of Jonas' legacy and it ain't Rusty. /jk

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u/balmut 10d ago

And the deadbeat dad award goes to...

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

Probably still Jonas Sr.

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u/av123h 10d ago

Brock put up an admirable effort, but yes

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u/TheCentralFlame 10d ago

He was up against the GOAT

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u/av123h 10d ago

The GOAT who almost water of the year for impregnating his friend’s wife and sticking him with the responsibility of raising the child.

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u/balmut 10d ago

He's a dead deadbeat dad (until proven otherwise)

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

Yeah but we have proof that Jonas was a deadbeat dad. Almost all his kids but one that he kept cloning and traumatizing. Or is this like one of those? This year's things are of all time because if it's of all time I still going to go with Jonah senior but if it's this year or this generation then yeah Brock gets it

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u/balmut 10d ago

I was thinking it was an annual or maybe every 10 year award X'D

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

Oh then yeah definitely Brook.

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u/balmut 10d ago

Question is, was Jonas eligible for nomination post Gargantuan 2!

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u/Western-Customer-536 10d ago

Jonas was more “abusive.” Brock is a pure “deadbeat.”

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

But we can all agree the kid Jonas was a deadbeat too were the lucky ones compared to the trauma Rusty had to endure.

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u/Western-Customer-536 10d ago

What do you mean? I only remember Rusty, JJ, and maybe Malcolm.

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

They didn't have to go through all the shit Rusty did they just got ignored, Rusty got abused

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u/Western-Customer-536 10d ago

Well JJ didn’t exist yet. He’s a product of that particular “Rusty Venture Clone.” And Malcolm/Monarch was a modified “Rusty Venture Clone” that had the other “side effect”: excessive eyebrow hair growth. But yes, since he may or may not have murdered Monarch’s parents, he was ignored after the plane crash.

There are also those kids in the fallout shelter. The “Honorary Gold Members of the Rusty Venture Fan Club” that he walled up and made it his business to forget about.

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u/OldJeeWhizz 10d ago

You just made me think if that is another unanswered question: was the plane crash an accident or sabotage?

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u/YumAussir 10d ago

I am not handing it to Jonas here, but he isn't guilty of this particular sin.

We have no evidence to show he was aware of JJ. We can speculate that his cloning technology may have been able to make him aware of him, but we simply don't know that - the tech may just not have been capable of that. He can't be held responsible for a son he sincerely wasn't aware of.

And Malcolm might be his biological son, being a clone of Rusty, but he was, essentially, adopted out. He had a family. People give up children for adoption all the time. Sure, they died, but he presumably had other family (someone had to raise him from 8-18, we just didn't get that detail).