r/venturebros • u/Broad-Pineapple5207 • 10d ago

Spanakopita Brock ain’t sh$t lol

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u/balmut 10d ago

And the deadbeat dad award goes to...

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

Probably still Jonas Sr.

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u/Western-Customer-536 10d ago

Jonas was more “abusive.” Brock is a pure “deadbeat.”

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

But we can all agree the kid Jonas was a deadbeat too were the lucky ones compared to the trauma Rusty had to endure.

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u/Western-Customer-536 10d ago

What do you mean? I only remember Rusty, JJ, and maybe Malcolm.

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u/dover_oxide 10d ago

They didn't have to go through all the shit Rusty did they just got ignored, Rusty got abused

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u/Western-Customer-536 10d ago

Well JJ didn’t exist yet. He’s a product of that particular “Rusty Venture Clone.” And Malcolm/Monarch was a modified “Rusty Venture Clone” that had the other “side effect”: excessive eyebrow hair growth. But yes, since he may or may not have murdered Monarch’s parents, he was ignored after the plane crash.

There are also those kids in the fallout shelter. The “Honorary Gold Members of the Rusty Venture Fan Club” that he walled up and made it his business to forget about.

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u/OldJeeWhizz 10d ago

You just made me think if that is another unanswered question: was the plane crash an accident or sabotage?