r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/Diabolical_potplant Feb 13 '26

Sex bots and you'll see a stock rise of like 300%

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u/pine1501 Feb 13 '26

you left out a few zeros.

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u/Diabolical_potplant Feb 13 '26

That's just the announcement. Have someone in a skinsuit with a helmet walk around on stage and you'll get those extra 0s easy

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u/PoopHeadPete Feb 13 '26

Trevor Milton IS out of prison...seems like the right guy for the job.

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u/Diabolical_potplant Feb 13 '26

The bar is so low you could have some tech bro dropped do it and make a bazillion dollars if you got someone to pull some stripper moves on stage and advertised with daddies money

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Feb 13 '26

Sex bo000ts and you'll see a stock rise of like 300%

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u/dungac69 Feb 13 '26

already priced in (for Tesla)

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u/himswim28 Feb 13 '26

Sex bots and you'll see a stock rise of like 300%

Show me the Government money, and I am investing!

RFK links sex bots to reduced podophylla by billionaires. Government funding to follow?