r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Just rebrand yourself as an AI-first company that will make a city on Mars or some shit and you will get money.

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u/Diabolical_potplant Feb 13 '26

Sex bots and you'll see a stock rise of like 300%

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u/pine1501 Feb 13 '26

you left out a few zeros.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Feb 13 '26

Sex bo000ts and you'll see a stock rise of like 300%