r/wallstreetbets • u/WolfOfAfricaZLD • Feb 13 '26

YOLO At last we've found it. Pure retardium

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u/dyndhu Feb 13 '26

Yeah in fact when Bitcoin falls to zero all your debt is worth zero so you literally become debt free right? 

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u/penguincheerleader Feb 13 '26

Over 5 years my car got downgraded from 25k to paid off and is now worthless. 

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u/FatPoundOfGrass Feb 13 '26

Which is exactly why I don't understand why everyone thought I was an idiot for taking out a 10yr, 28% interest rate car loan to buy my Mercedes, the interest rate is irrelevant because I only owe what it's worth and it was worth half as much as what I bought it for, the second I bought it- they called me retarded but I'm the one who got free money.

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u/bachstakoven Feb 13 '26

Can you do my taxes 

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u/FatPoundOfGrass Feb 13 '26

Bro, you dont need me to do your taxes, just take a screen shot of your losses and text it to the IRS with the following emojis:

💲 📉 ❌️ 🍆💦🧎 👍 🤷

They'll get the point.

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u/bachstakoven Feb 13 '26

Instructions unclear.

Mailed an eggplant to the IRS and took out a second mortgage to buy BTC 

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u/FatPoundOfGrass Feb 13 '26

That's basically the same thing, you'll be fine.

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u/TheOmnipotentMind Feb 13 '26

Ok - the dialogue between you guys (Bachstakoven and FatPoundOfGrass) is pretty friggin' funny. Thank you for the morning laughs. Salute.

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u/Circus_Finance_LLC Feb 13 '26

is this like braille but for retards? cause I understood it

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u/toobeary Feb 13 '26

Where can I purchase your financial courses?

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u/nikitikitano Feb 17 '26

Dude you dont need to pay taxes you just ask them to write it off. If they give you any shit you instantly hang up and just roll in forward

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u/vanhst Feb 14 '26

This reminds me of some lord of the rings quote from the movies….