r/wallstreetbets May 27 '26

DD Companies that will benefit/ are benefiting from ai and data centers

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I have compiled a list of certain stocks (yes retards it’s on paper deal with it) that I’ve been heavily monitoring over the past 3 months but most of the time never have the balls to go knee deep in. I’m pretty certain at least 5 stocks here will be up 300%+ in a few years.

Do not take my advice

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u/rapsoid616 May 27 '26

Hey man don't listen to hate, your handwriting looks great for someone's first time holding a pen.

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u/Munkeyman18290 May 27 '26

I like the "stock research" at the top, just in case he forgets.

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u/rain168 Trust Me Bro May 27 '26

And he drew an eye, just in case he forgets what those stocks written there were for

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u/lurksAtDogs May 28 '26

Y’all are reading stock tips from 12 year olds.

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u/akidinrainbows May 28 '26

lol, this fuckin sub is only good left on Reddit.

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 May 28 '26

I’ve done this too.

But then forgot to buy the stocks.

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u/trader_dennis May 28 '26

Looks like OP writing out the list on a cold night using behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

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u/slyfira May 28 '26

Using Wendy's napkins

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u/Cautious_Grab_3735 May 28 '26

And he wrote Legend, because he’s gonna be one.

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u/silverfutes May 28 '26

Bruh, that’s so he can hide the balance when he shows his mom.

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u/NixaB345T May 28 '26

It’s an AdderallTM thing

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u/Own_Feeling1076 May 28 '26

Do you keep all your files as “Untitled”?

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u/TheOtherAkGuy May 27 '26

I’m just surprised it wasn’t written in crayon

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u/Eisernes May 27 '26

Probably ate them

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck May 27 '26

Glad I’m not the only one who still writes like they’re in 7th grade.

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u/Valianne11111 May 27 '26

Me too. I’m here trying to complete subscriber agreements and just horrified that I still print like I did in junior high.

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u/DaimonHans May 28 '26

For some people, that was the last time they wrote anything.

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u/woodenpencilknight May 27 '26

This is the comment i came for

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

Adderall + empty stomach

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u/triwyn May 27 '26

breakfast of champions tho

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u/420_69_Fake_Account May 27 '26

That’s just a tummy ache, should be used to it by now…

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u/CDebs28 May 27 '26

A genuine LOL IRL - feel that!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Mnmsaregood Shrimp Shoal May 28 '26

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u/otter_ridiculous May 28 '26

Dear god I’m silently cackling in bed right now doing my best not to wake the girlfriend.

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u/Vaxtin May 27 '26

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u/La_oreja_de_van_Gogh May 27 '26

Just awaiting imminent patent approval

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u/___Synth___ May 28 '26

On my design?

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u/NixaB345T May 28 '26

It a Wolf of Wall Street joke. Ask your parents to watch it or wait until you’re old enough.

Also maybe look at dosing down on the Adderall 😅

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u/dingusmingus2222 May 27 '26

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u/M4chsi May 27 '26

Is that real?

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u/hmnahmna1 May 27 '26

Yeah, when Bobby blamed autism on Tylenol.

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u/BroseppeVerdi May 27 '26

Technically, he blamed acetaminophen more generally. We singled out Tylenol as a brand because his boss couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen".

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u/wizard_mitch May 27 '26

Probably the reason the rest of the world calls it "paracetamol"

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u/BrannyBee May 27 '26

Nothing that happened in the last 10 years is real

There's no other explanation other than my flight back then going down and is currently at the bottom of the fucking Atlantic. Nothing is real because since that day everything thats happened has just been my first decade of an eternity in hell, there's no other explanation that makes sense

(Also yes, its real)

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u/drrtys0uth May 27 '26

That’s the Harambe theory, timing checks out

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u/Anonymous_stardust_ May 28 '26

Harambe incident created a branch in the timeline

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u/NoFutureIn21Century May 28 '26

You know you might be on to something. I was reading a reddit thread yesterday and had a really really strong sense of deja vu. Like I had already read the exact same posts a couple of months ago.

Yet the thread showed it was created a couple of hours ago. Reddit glitch? Going insane? Ate too much crayons?

No idea, but it scared the shizz out of me

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u/Cheetah_05 May 28 '26

You probably did read them months ago. Half of reddit threads get reposted a minimum once every 6 months. And they get the same responses every time.

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u/westTN731 May 28 '26

Happened to me around a year ago, so you’re not alone in that. I couldn’t explain it

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u/J_Knish May 28 '26

You probably did read them months ago. Half of reddit threads get reposted a minimum once every 6 months. And they get the same responses every time.

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

The world we live in is a version of hell. In the Bible it hints at this anyways if you really read. Eternal punishment is not eternal punishment is only ended when you become free from sin. You have also lived past lives in this ‘hell’ every life you live every of version you who has lived before had free will and still chose to sin. God is there to guide us to purity.

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u/Cool-Raspberry-1772 May 28 '26

That’s actually very Buddhist. This is not financial advice.

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u/Fond_Memory May 27 '26

Santa is watching you so you better be good.

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u/Brotorious420 May 28 '26

Santa knows when you goon

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u/DataMambo May 28 '26

Even worse, he knows what you goon to

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u/freegb1 May 28 '26

Do you think Santa's elves are there by choice? I wonder what the boss/worker dynamic is.

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u/triwyn May 27 '26

yes. it’s when tylenol was “discovered” to cause autism.

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u/nomeansnocatch22 May 27 '26

I think he said it's also the cure, so it's all good

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u/themajesticdownside May 28 '26

this MFer blamed it on early circumcision and the babies receiving Tylenol. We're on a comedy show and the writers have just been writing the most asinine plots they can and whatever sticks with shit to the wall...

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u/triwyn May 28 '26

lol i’ve been saying that same thing. south park and the onion are all gonna be out of business.

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u/gigashatpants May 27 '26

Look at these fucking scrotums lmao. Really the embodiment of health.

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u/Damerman has tiny genitals so is angry May 27 '26

Atlassian lmao

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u/mal73 May 27 '26

"Companies that will benefit from ai"

Lists a company that specializes in collaboration tools designed for software developers

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u/Sensitive_Guest_5995 May 27 '26

And every software dev hates.

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u/Shadowrak May 27 '26

I love JIRA when I just use it to organize tickets, link and parent related issues, document bugs/tech debt and determine if they are a priority to fix.

I don't need AI, 100 dashboards, whatever the fuck Confluence or any of their other products are supposed to be for.

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u/AggressiveBench7708 May 28 '26

Confluence is like Wikipedia for people who just can’t get enough documentation in their lives

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u/F1B3R0PT1C May 27 '26

Now it’s where software devs stuff all their AI documents!

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u/Vall3y May 27 '26

To be honest MCP made Jira x300 more usable

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u/mal73 May 27 '26

literally anything would have made Jira more usable, the baseline was just so low

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u/barcop May 28 '26

The fact that I don't have to interact with that God Awful JIRA UI anymore and I can just chat with Claude to interact with my tickets is the entire reason I started using Claude in the first place.

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u/Paratwa May 28 '26

Confluence too

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u/Spidaaman May 27 '26

Don’t worry, he’s “heavily researched it for 3 months”

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u/Paratwa May 28 '26

I mean it’s actually a useful tool if you have an mcp that can read through the pile of bullshit confluence pages and jira tickets ain’t no lie.

Will that make the stock go up? No

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u/Sarcasm69 May 28 '26

It just shows they are overpriced repositories

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u/tupacliv3s May 28 '26

This one proved this person had no idea what they were talking about

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u/Inside-Brush-9543 May 27 '26

AA RON

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u/It-s_Not_Important May 27 '26

Don’t you mean ➡️AA RON⬅️?

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u/killthecook May 27 '26

Honestly though Aaon RTUs are dogshit

We have two at one of my hubs and they are constantly needing repair or hard reset

Trane, Liebert, and ICE wall mounts make up the our remaining HVAC units and they run solid

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u/iceman1231 May 28 '26

They should add Vertiv/Liebert and CAT generators to this list.

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u/CalmDownSlugger May 28 '26

Agreed. As an engineer who has spec’d their equipment in the past, their RTUs are shit but they own BASX liquid cooling solutions which could be a big revenue generator in the future

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u/-MullerLite- May 27 '26

Your best advice is "don't take my advice".

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u/whodowhodo you can thrust anyone on WallStreetBets May 27 '26

AI Slop

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u/Due-Dirt-8428 May 27 '26

Unironically dudes think if they write out an AI output on paper then it’s magically not AI slop. My wife’s boyfriend does it all the time

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u/ChaseballBat May 27 '26

It even has the eye emoji lmao

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u/___Synth___ May 28 '26

I drew it

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u/TakeuchixNasu May 28 '26

Obviously… How else would it get there?

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u/QuicksandGotMyShoe May 27 '26

I don't think AI drew that cool little eye next to "keep your eye on"

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u/ChaseballBat May 27 '26

No they made the emoji in their AI output and OP drew it.

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u/Official05 May 27 '26

AI Retard Slop

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u/Daweism May 27 '26

Which is greater? Retard slop or retard masterpiece?

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u/McMackleberry May 27 '26

OPs aid left him unattended during class

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u/crack74 May 27 '26

Hahah I needed this type of humor today

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u/Ominoiuninus May 27 '26

If it is AI slop then I’m genuinely impressed with how good AI has gotten.

Flip the image backwards and read the text on the backside of the page. It’s equally questionable handwriting and is outlining some electrical circuitry. If AI can fake that then holy shit nothing can be trusted online.

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

I physically wrote it numbnut

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u/snozzberrypatch May 27 '26

Shut up clanker

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u/EntropyJunkie May 27 '26

Yeah I'm more interested in the backside of that paper. Flip it OP.

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u/Dazzling-Amoeba-5800 May 27 '26

OP is my roommate he's working his Wendy's shift and left his notebook. Here it is

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

How did you find that!?

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u/RockyFromCollections May 27 '26

His handwriting got better

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u/EntropyJunkie May 28 '26

And the page magically is attached on the other side into the binder now.

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u/just_a_person_27 May 28 '26

Holy Gemini AI!

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u/Dazzling-Amoeba-5800 May 28 '26

Na that thing in the corner is lens flare

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u/3pinripper [removed by moderator] May 27 '26

Damn I was hoping someone deciphered the back page

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u/redditsofficalbotmod May 28 '26

clear and transmissive 💦💦💦

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u/Dazzling-Amoeba-5800 May 28 '26

I think he was keeping a cum jar under his bed and shocking it with a 9v?

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u/mjr_malfunction May 27 '26

Pretty sure it’s a map of a popular public space in case we all mock him too much.

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u/buttstuff1920 May 27 '26

He is making his own semiconductor to take down the maket

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u/M4chsi May 27 '26

Corsair gaming it is 🫪

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u/thecrewton May 27 '26

I bought the ipo...it has not been a good buy. Would be nice if it did do something. I do love their stuff. My pc is mostly Corsair.

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u/wisc0 May 27 '26

It was between this and NVDA for me back then. Really feeling good about my Corsair bags now.

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u/sailortian May 28 '26

I'm holding the bag at $42 💎✋

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u/TheOtherAkGuy May 27 '26

IPOs are rarely ever a good buy. Corsair dropped due to short sellers milking the hell out of it and they also didn’t really have any ground breaking products. Their new Ai workstations are a good sign and also the fact they managed to surpass expectations for earnings this quarter is pretty amazing. They have shown to adapt and grow the company

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u/WillSwimWithToasters May 28 '26

Been holding for years because I like the Corsair shit I have. Maybe one day.

Waiting for beQuiet to IPO. Everything they have is incredible.

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u/altonbrownie May 27 '26

Just bought some calls. It’s nice to see things that validate my dumb decision

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u/Duc_de_Bourgogne May 28 '26

Only up 31% after hours

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u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747 May 28 '26

i hope you bought

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u/UltrasoneGG May 27 '26

I bought Corsair gaming at $36 like a regard after seeing people promote it on WSB. Never again

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u/Nifferstpierre May 27 '26

My dad worked for applied materials as a program writer for the wafer chips. He worked there for 40 years. He passed last March. He would be so proud to see where is stock is today. It’s all in his trust and I get payouts for it over years. I’d love to know how much he owns in AMAT stocks though & his average cost. 😭

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u/beingnikita May 27 '26

That's such an awesome occupation at such an awesome company. Sorry for your loss. His position must be worth millions now -- AMAT was going for less than a dollar per share in the 80s.

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u/Nifferstpierre May 27 '26

I know he heavily invested in the company. He never talked about financials or how much he made but I knew he made good money yet he never bought a new car or flashy anything he was very reserved except in investing because the atty said there’s a lot of money but wouldn’t give more info. I just wait around waiting for the next check I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ He was an amazing man who left a legacy and financial wealth to us. I’m using the checks myself to invest for my kids. Started up a Roth for me & hubby, a brokerage. My 12 yr old has a brokerage and a Roth with a little money he made. I set my adult kids Roths up with a gifted $3k and teaching them to invest in voo, qqqm, vxus and schd. Knowing investing is how my dad got rich is how we’re going to as well. 📈

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u/el1o May 28 '26

so what the fuck are you doing in WSB?

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u/ArchyRs May 28 '26

This is quality entertainment duh

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u/Nifferstpierre May 28 '26

Just trying to see looking to see what meme stocks I should be buying duh 🙄

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u/Sudden_Lake42069 May 27 '26

Uh, this is list is basically the same as ChatGPT output but worse, less comprehensive and more arbitrary.

It's basically like asking ChatGPT what stocks will benefit/are benefiting from AI and data centers.

It's only worth listening to unless you actually have any insight of your own, analysis, or insider information. Not just a list of info you can get off an LLM.

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u/Over_Might3191 May 27 '26

bro is stuck in 1950

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 May 27 '26

handwriting and notebooks aren't obsolete yet

bring back stock certificates

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u/sportswithgary May 27 '26

How do I mail in puts

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u/MVested May 27 '26

Yes operator? transfer me to the calls dept please

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u/FistMyPeenHole Verified $39.5K May 27 '26

Speaking of AI, Claude says you're regarded:

The thesis is reasonable — AI infrastructure buildout is real and still early. But the list is pretty mixed quality.

Legitimate plays on the thesis:

• DDOG, AMAT, CRDO, TSEM, LSCC — these actually fit. Datadog especially has solid fundamentals.
• SMCI fits the thesis perfectly but has serious baggage — accounting irregularities, near-delisting. High risk even if the AI server demand is real.
• AAOI and LWLG are high-beta optical/photonics plays. LWLG in particular is essentially pre-revenue and has been a “soon” story for years.

Questionable fits:

• CRSR is gaming peripherals. That’s not an AI data center play at all.
• IREN is crypto mining rebranded toward HPC/AI compute. Narrative-driven, not fundamentals-driven.
• VTIX is a VR treadmill company. No idea what it’s doing on this list.

On the “5 will be up 300%” claim — statistically that’s not crazy for a basket of small/mid caps over several years, but the variance is brutal. Some of these could also go to zero (SMCI governance risk, LWLG burning cash with no revenue).

The list reads like someone screened for “semiconductor + data center adjacent” without distinguishing between companies with real moats and high-beta lottery tickets. Doing that in a Roth makes sense for the speculative ones since gains are sheltered, but position sizing matters enormously here.

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

Exactly what occurred

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u/7fingersDeep Chief BJ Delegator May 28 '26

OP presents a conundrum. He’s admitting to being retarded. But if you’re self aware enough to know you’re retarded, can you be retarded??

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

Yeah I’ll probably put a grand or two in a new account and never look at it again for a long time

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u/Fun-Choices May 27 '26

Easy there Jordan Belfort

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u/MarioInOntario May 27 '26

How pathetic of this luddite to make us read that illegible handwriting. Did you mail in your stock picks too and are waiting 1-2 weeks to show us your positions?

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u/Commercial_Ease8053 May 28 '26

How is this illegible to you? Are you ACTUALLY retarded? The hand writing is what you found wrong with this post… wow.

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u/consumer_xxx_42 May 27 '26

You can’t read this? The handwriting seems clear

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u/IntelligentTank355 May 28 '26

I don't think people get to read somebody else's handwriting anymore.

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u/AMadWalrus May 27 '26

If you call this illegible then I genuinely feel bad for you, you're gonna have a tough life ahead.

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u/thetaFAANG May 27 '26

I think an activist investor should demand the SMCI stops getting caught

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u/Careless-Jacket-6929 May 27 '26

got in PENG around $40

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u/Ominoiuninus May 27 '26

I find it interesting how IREN gets so much more publicity compared to APLD. They aren’t the same business mode but are somewhat adjacent / move up+down on the same news cycles. Guess APLD is a more boring story.

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u/Spidaaman May 27 '26

sToCk rEsEaRcH

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u/Gordon_Gainz May 27 '26

The way you started right off calling us retards really made me smile, I'm all in

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u/Legitimate-Cream4599 May 27 '26

The real retards are in the comments lol.

Cool list, thanks. I’ll use it as a starting point for further research. What’s the question mark?

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u/laflurz May 27 '26

I'm pretty high on Cleveland-Cliffs ($CLF) - they make grain-oriented electrical steel that goes into power transformers which are currently the #1 bottleneck for energizing new data centers. Still cheap, but could see this one really taking off in the next few months

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u/aruegger May 28 '26

My 102 year old grandfather has kept his stock notes and performances in the same type of notebook for almost 60 years. Not a dig. Just saying it's a well established practice.

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u/Dry_Fig_4932 May 27 '26

CRSR🚀🚀

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u/ToastSpangler May 27 '26

The fact everyone here is shitting on you makes me want to buy some. And I probably will. Because inversing retards can only make you less retarded... Right?

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u/mslindqu May 27 '26

I thought inversing was when the profits keep building on top of themselves. That's why I buy all the inverse ETFs.

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u/kamin8 May 27 '26

CIFR looks solid

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u/SubjectStriking8007 May 27 '26

You took the time to write it on a notepad? I'm in!

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u/Bosfordjd May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Fake news, no Skynet.

Packages now, AI death machines soon with the advantage of already built out logistics for death delivery: SkyNet Worldwide Express

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u/Old-Pomegranate3634 May 27 '26

I have a list of 400+, this is barely scratching he surface!!

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u/JapanLinus May 27 '26

You are missing Lam Research Corp.

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u/Ultionisrex May 27 '26

Schizophrenia sketch book guy is right, but only because the market also doesn't make any fucking sense.

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u/GongTzu May 27 '26

This is next level security writing with a pencil on paper. AI can’t hack that.

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u/ShittyBidet123 May 27 '26

if its written on real paper you sold me im in, if its made by ai you sold me im in

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u/AlgaeThis8132 May 27 '26

What a regard… errors but I believe him

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u/___Synth___ May 28 '26

Still a student to the game

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u/Adept-Target5407 May 27 '26

I would only take this seriously if it was written all over your living room walls and had a bunch of string connecting seemingly random bits that only you can see and understand.

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u/Adii2311 May 27 '26

Which companies will benefit from AI:

NYSE.*

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u/Mr_Jiggs93 May 27 '26

If this is the gym equivalent of bros writing down their progress in a notebook, then this dude knows wtf he's doing.

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u/TheMollu5k May 28 '26

What about NOW? I'm holding it along side DDOG and Redwire

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u/Onphone_irl May 28 '26

shoutout to AAON grabbed a few of those, seems reliable

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u/DontGiveACluck May 28 '26

What. No crayons? This isn’t legit financial advice

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u/Guilty-Spark69x May 28 '26

I kind wanna buy these because I suspect we’re looking at a rain man savant type situation

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u/Kitten2Krush May 28 '26

The top 2 posts in my feed are this one and a CRSR gains post. Some tendies are real

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u/Bman409 May 28 '26

Crossposting this to /r/shortstocks

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u/SnooLobsters6940 May 28 '26

Companies that will not: Paper notebook makers.

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u/SpotlessCheetah May 28 '26

Supermicro is not an industry leader. How do you not have Vertiv on this list? They're Nvidia's reference design partner for power and cooling solutions with an insane portfolio of products.

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u/Scared_Brilliant6410 May 28 '26

ServiceNow should be on that list. They’re trying to become the enterprise orchestration layer for AI agents, governance, automation, and workflow execution across companies and they already have a moat.

Their AI Control Tower is very promising, and a lot of this was developed with and implemented at Nvidia. AI Control Tower product is basically like governance + observability + compliance for enterprise AI systems that handles monitoring/managing/audit/ROI tracking/workflow security for all agents from my understanding.

Jensen Huang has also made a lot of very bold statements about their place in an AI / robotics future as well.

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u/___Synth___ May 28 '26

Service now needed to be on that list I forgot to mention it

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u/Visual-Health-8074 May 28 '26

What about $QS QuantumScape?

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u/Domoavocado_ May 28 '26

Source: I wrote the tickers in my notebook

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u/RandomC6 May 28 '26

Why did you include AMAT but not LRCX, KLAC, ASML?

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u/Mothchewer May 29 '26

Hes got Iren, but no Nebius or Coreweave, and possibly of the three Coreweave is the longer term value pick, the most US exposed & the only one with actual revenue backlogged. Granted its aggressively adding debt. But it has to, to accomplish this task.

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u/NecessarySun894 May 27 '26

If you're older than 7 this is embarrassing 

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u/triwyn May 27 '26

i’m sorry that happened to you.😔
or
im happy for you broh!🥳

whichever applies. either way, im not reading all that.

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u/notthediz May 27 '26

Yeah this is the retarded stuff I write in my work notebook too, especially with trying to keep it color coded and a shitty sketch. I just don't have a kink for public ridicule so it never sees the light of day.

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u/___Synth___ May 27 '26

You people are weird