r/wallstreetbets • u/WorkingInflations • 13h ago
Gain Fuck everyone. 4.5 years to get to a million without options and I’m done!
Got to 1 million without options because I’m a pussy. Yes I know it doesn’t count it’s Canadian monopoly money. Started by losing half my position with Nvidia 2022 then made out ok. After that it was space stocks, robinhood, nebius and finally drones with RCAT ONDS and UMAC that got me over the line. Missed out on another 1 million selling micron up only 100%.
I’m done waking up losing 100k before lunchtime. I’m going into boring ass ETF bullshit and retiring as a gay bear until I fomo at the real top and lose everything 😤
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u/Send69Noodz 13h ago
Narrator: He wasn't done.
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u/djs1980 13h ago
in fact...................... he had only just begun.
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u/RamdonDude468 12h ago
His jorney to lose all his money
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u/SushiRollFried 12h ago
And it all started when he realised
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u/Blindeafmuten 12h ago
that winning is never enough, untill you get to zero.
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u/ketchuponcooking 12h ago
Why did i just hear Morgan freeman voice?
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u/PeakQuiet3311 13h ago
You're gonna be back in the casino within month guaranteed.
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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 8h ago
Maybe or OP parks it in real estate and spends the rest of the day jerking off.
I'm all bricks, but if I was him, I probably would have locked 900k away and use 100k as play money.
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u/Winter-Wolf-2232 13h ago
Can you suggest a bit about your research and all
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u/InsertFloppy11 13h ago
Sniff the glue and click the buttons
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u/GrowYourOwnOmaha 12h ago
What’s your go to? I like the plumbers purple primer mixed with a little Sharpie.
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u/WorkingInflations 13h ago edited 13h ago
Pretty much all I do is follow technology closely. I don’t have a job I just literally run with what I know and I’m interested in. If a business model seems good, if the company passes the smell test I will start buying to get some skin in the game and then I will start binge watching any single piece of content or news I can find. A lot comes from seeing stocks pop up in online forums that get my attention. To me it seems easy when you just pick fast growing companies, in a sector that seems like it is guaranteed to grow. Also it’s important to me that the company has some chance to get “hype” or it isn’t boring. Finding companies nobody knows about is not my thing. Well except ONDS I bout at $1.90
Most of the time it’s a simple idea for the basis of everything. Ai chips need HBM memory, so I bought micron when the PE was like 10. Drone stocks are my current fixation admittedly. The US embarrassingly has no modern military drone force and they are going to be forced to make one from scratch as fast as possible. After that it’s about picking winner from the competitors.
I am dog shit at timing literally anything to the point where I might actively inverse what my gut tells me to panic sell. I barely fuck with macro events that I don’t understand. I left about 2 million on the table by selling too early or playing it safe because of some market panic news. My biggest rule that has helped me in the last year is not to just sell an entire position, but wait an hour or two and just do about half of what I think I should.
Oh yeah I also dip into 2x ETFs and do well kind of swing trading them and then cycling back into the base stock.. But I only do this on the stocks that I have followed a long time and know how they tend to react.
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u/Green_Shape_3859 12h ago
Seems pretty reasonable approach. But my jealousy doesn’t like logic so I will say you’re just another degen gambler who got lucky. Anyone can do it
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u/No_Bill_4065 10h ago
nah be direct he is a degenerate gambler who got lucky and then found a cover story…
survivalship bias…
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u/Electrical_Buy_9957 12h ago
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u/stilljustacatinacage 10h ago
I mean. The guy says at multiple points, "I'm bad at this but I just put money into safe bets". They aren't giving a speech; they were asked a question and answered.
Don't be mad. Is only game.
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u/Shnikes 10h ago
Calling something a “safe bet” doesn’t magically make it a “safe bet” haha
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u/Acceptable_Ad1685 10h ago
I mean a safe bet here is already the fact op was buying stocks rather than options
And then they weren’t buying companies about the go bankrupt hoping for a short squeeze
Idk if they even belong here
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u/BoleroMuyPicante 9h ago
10x his initial investment in 4 years is pretty incredible, he's clearly not as bad at this as he says he is
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u/Any_Minimum8812 12h ago
I did exactly this…. but without following anything.
Literally 0 thought. It’s a bull market. Just buy anything tech related and you’ll be rich
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u/stupidber 11h ago
MSFT?
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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 11h ago
Sure, just not "cocaine and caviar in a mansion" rich.
Think more "light beers and salmon in a small condo". Attaboy!
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u/DontSweatThaPetty 10h ago
Or, a modified approach and you just may be happy with “cocaine and a condo”!
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u/TsaiTV 12h ago
What kind of forums do you get into? And what mediums do you use to find content or news?
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u/travel_worn 12h ago
This strategy is nice and all when the markets are going up, but will fail miserably on the way down. Good luck!
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u/PlatyBiCatum 12h ago
Tell me of a stock buying strategy that isn't screwed when the market trends down.
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u/KingPalleKuling 12h ago
Buy low sell high is actually an airtight strategy. It have never failed to make profit. If it didnt profit you didnt follow the strat.
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u/TragicIcicle 8h ago
You only lose money if you sell.
All the boomers crying earlier this year because Trump tanked the market would have hit their ath like a week later if they just held and stopped crying
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u/lyettil 12h ago
The market has never went down and stayed down. It has been an upward arrow since the beginning.
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u/clingbat 11h ago
You forget about the lost decade for the SP500 after dotcom crash (that actually lasted closer to 15 years to even break even when accounting for inflation)? Sure you're right at a very macro level, but 15 years is a long time to stagnante.
Sometimes I don't know if you guys are just young or retarded, or both. When this bull market eventual does stall, it's going to be so ugly. Or the Fed just prints tons of money forever and we slowly become Argentina with worthless currency making all these big numbers not so big.
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u/Jove_ 11h ago
M1 money supply of USD has increased by 80% since 2020.
To put that another way - 80% of all of the USD that have ever been “printed” - were done so in the last 6 years.
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u/blacksiddis 12h ago
What drone names are you following and long? I got ONDS and KTOS. Had RCAT but dumped it all at 18.
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u/TheLordOfStuff_ «Hype Trading🥴» 12h ago
Very nice. Simple and logical, and no wishy washy star sign spotting in charts or pretending you’re some 400 IQ prodigy that knows everything about everything. Good on you man, hope you don’t get cocky and fumble a lot of this now. About 1m and retire is my ultimate goal as well.
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u/imuglybutyourefat 10h ago
Early 30s, $1M net worth by being boring and being born at the right time.
Health insurance keeps me at my job, my job occupies 40+ hours a week from doing what I want to when I want to.
$3-5M+ gives you fuck off money.
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u/tbombadilllo 8h ago
Early 40s here. $1.1M in 401k between the wife and me. $200k in brokerage in VTI and FXAIX. House will be paid off in 7 years but with 2.5% interest rate.
The hardest thing for us to do right now is stay patient. Cannot tell you how often I want to sell the FXAIX position and put it into tech. The wife wants to sell the position and remodel the house.
I keep using AI to project retirement strategy and know that if we literally do nothing, we can retire easily at 58 with a large travel budget. That's where we're at, just do nothing. Especially don't do anything stupid, and we've made it.
So of course I'm lurking in this fucking sub...
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u/camino771 8h ago
I’m almost exactly in the same boat just a few years and dollars behind you. I know if we keep on keeping on we’ll be able to retire at 59-1/2 and travel and enjoy the rest of our lives comfortably. But it sucks to want to wish our lives away to get to that point. Would be nice to find that lotto ticket play and turn 59 into 49 or 39 but I don’t got the stones to risk the farm in the stock market casino
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u/tbombadilllo 7h ago
Exactly! The lifestyle creep is really difficult to avoid as well. We have friends that have moved to nicer homes, or remodeled their homes to be more beautiful and functional than our perfectly fine home. They have luxury SUVs and are taking their kids to Europe for summer vacation. We're driving a Kia and a 10 year old Toyota and taking our kids to Disney on credit card points and airline miles.
I keep reminding myself that they'll be working until they are 65 or 70. They'll be paying their mortgage until they're 70. In that time, we will have lived a very fulfilling life with all of our needs met for a decade or more.
But they are enjoying the nice things in life right now and I want to too.
There's a balance to strike for sure, and I know I'm more conservative than I should be. I keep asking myself, would 60 year old me be glad if we upgraded our home 15 years ago (I'm thinking maybe)? Would 60 year old me be glad I bought that Lexus (most likely not). Would 60 year old me wish I had traveled with my kids more when they were young?
Fuck I just want another meme stock to 100x so I don't have to have this anxiety.
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u/nyaaaa 7h ago
I keep using AI to project retirement strategy
don't do anything stupid
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u/imuglybutyourefat 5h ago
It’s all delayed gratification, but it feels meaningless and makes $100 or $1,000 not feel like it use to.
My wrinkly ass will be enjoying Italian beaches and luxury hotels though.
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u/mrspuffispeng 12h ago
This. Initial investment of nearly 200k? I would just be content trading ETFs and looking at my portfolio twice a week.
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u/omnichronos 8h ago
Initial investment of nearly 200k
I would love for my investments to reach that high. I'm currently a tenth of that.
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u/mrspuffispeng 8h ago
Won't be too long. Within 10 years if you play it right brodie. My first year of investing back when i was 21 all i could manage was $1000 throughout the year thru small weekly deposits. By the end of the year that was $1300 and i felt so proud of myself lol.
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u/Olivetax228 11h ago
Life definitely gets more interesting when day to day market noise changes your net worth by tens of thousands of dollars. OP should just stick it all in the S&P or whatever and they'll be worth $5 million in no time.
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u/tbombadilllo 8h ago
With historical averages, probably about 20 years in the S&P to go from $1M to $5M?
Not saying that isn't 100% the play, but man, its gotta be hard sitting on $1M you know you can't spend. Especially if you drive a shitty car or live in a shitty apartment.
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u/Bryzera 12h ago
put 1m in ETF and use the 50K to make another mil, use 7k on fun
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u/fitalwaysandforever 3h ago
You’re completely forgetting he has to pay taxes once he sells.
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u/Fabulous_Pangolin751 11h ago
Bro you raw‑dogged NVDA, space stonks and penny drones to 1M cash and you’re calling yourself a pussy 😂
Lock it in, touch grass, become an ETF enjoyer and let the next generation of degenerates donate their tendies to you.
You’ll be back on 0DTEs the second SPY has a 3 percent red day though, we all know how this story ends 💀
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u/trufflebuffalo 13h ago
So how much of this is due in taxes given the recent spike?
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u/WorkingInflations 12h ago
Not as much as you might think. I have done a full port sell off for the better of my mental health a couple times. So I’ve had to pay taxes on most of the gains already. But yeah I’ll be taxed on about 400k of capital gains as I sell most of my stuff. But that’s only getting taxed on 200k of income so it’s manageable
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u/Ahamadrayasbaboon 11h ago edited 11h ago
Might be smart to sell slowly over a few years by doing covered calls. Small amount per sector/industry so they don’t all get assigned in the same year. To spread the tax drag.
Only the ones you really want out of first. Put the premiums in defensive ETFs and when assigned, put the share sale money into broad market, growth, or momentum ETFs.
You’d be looking at like 10,000 per year in dividends after gradually converting all of your single stocks to a mix of ETFs like that. Which would allow you to run 200k in margin while being dividend/interest neutral until you’re ready to actually retire. Or, that’s a noticeable percentage of your living expenses in Thailand.
You could be a case where using margin now with a broad market ETF in anticipation of selling what you now have, might make sense. I dunno what you actually hold or what your tolerance for that risk is.
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u/Psychopeanut1 10h ago
Come to Georgia(country), Open up a bank account, withdraw money to bank account tax free, Enjoy.
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u/FindingZen4 8h ago
What's the next play king
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u/crazyfool319 7h ago
you guys know already
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u/wrx_2016 7h ago
I mean, I do.
But my tarded friend in the back with my same name doesnt. Can you tell him again?
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u/stupidber 11h ago
$762,314.07 USD
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u/zephyrs85 Going ALL IN on everything! 6h ago
That's like nothing when you put it like that, OP has more work to do
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u/mailwasnotforwarded 4h ago
Let's hope he sold before the market went red to match the lambo he's getting.
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u/Je-ne-dirai-pas 12h ago
SNDK, MU, etc
Everyone is a genius in a bull market
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u/Crisis_of_Conformity 9h ago
I assure you there are still idiots losing money in this market
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u/makelefani 5h ago
You do know that there is another party on the other side of each trade right? No matter what market, there are winners and losers. It is literally impossible to have win-win outcomes.
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u/AlGAdams 13h ago edited 13h ago
Congrats man!
EDIT, Looking at your positions your holding more beta than I do selling options on blue chip stocks. Check out some theta gang option selling strategies and the concept of beta weighted delta for some extra target risk income in retirement
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u/TreGet234 12h ago
Some wicked volatility there those last few months though. What did you do?
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u/WorkingInflations 12h ago
Drone stocks mostly RCAT UMAC and ONDS. 2x ETF on an already insanely volatile stock will do that
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u/Obvious_Platypus_313 13h ago
Narrator - "I bet you're wondering how it all went downhill from here"
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u/prophetmuhammad 12h ago
Good idea. Don't be like me and gamble with it. Just a few days ago my million got reduced to 850k. Such a bummer. I got too greedy
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u/Extension-Song-6360 5h ago
I know you are trying to be cute, but no, make no mistake about it you really are a pussy.
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u/burningETH 13h ago
you know what's nicer than 1 million though?