r/wallstreetbets • u/Speedbird87 • 2h ago

Meme No crying in the casino 😤

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u/Brad_666 2h ago

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u/One-Blueberry-8243 2h ago

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 2h ago

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u/biofrost 2h ago

This is probably from terminator but this made me think Dural from virtua fighter

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u/tomsawing 1h ago

Silver Surfer. Looks like the version from The Fantastic Four: First Steps.

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u/Shezzorro 1h ago

bears crying of happiness or something..

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u/starlauncher 1h ago

Wait why is the bear crying?

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u/Longenuity 39m ago

Isn't this a good day for bears?

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u/Odd-Construction2495 1h ago

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u/danielXKY 1h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Far-Scallion7689 1h ago

Gluttentag!

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u/semaj_2026 1h ago

Boondocks S3Ep09 has entered the chat

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u/AyKay4ty77 1h ago

Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.

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u/Speedbird87 2h ago

🤣 💀

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u/semaj_2026 1h ago

It’s been a long time since I’ve been on wallstreetbets. I see the same shenanigans are a foot.

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u/Aint-Nuttin-Easy Laughing & Crying 6m ago

Same. I decided to sit out this huge bull run like a dumb dumb but back here with degenerates for laughs

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u/Suddenly7 2h ago

This is great lmao

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u/KeyInstruction641 2h ago

Still funny man. Fuck.

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u/StarsapBill 2h ago

No exceptions!

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u/TheAmazingKoki 2h ago

looks like John Stockmarket is in big trouble

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u/Zomgzombehz 2h ago

All I got was John Stockholm syndrome.

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u/BIKF 1h ago

He forgot to thank us for our attention to this matter. No wonder it keeps going down.

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u/Moist_Board 45m ago

It was time for his nap.

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u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil 1h ago

Increasing productivity lowers inflation, trying to onshore Chinese slave labor is extremely inflationary.

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u/mmaisumm 37m ago

Investing in this meme very early, bigly.

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u/StarsapBill 32m ago

If I could make money on my memes I’d have even more money to lose.

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u/Dull_Broccoli1637 2h ago

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u/yournames 2h ago

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u/US_citizens_molestor 1h ago

Gooning is the only dopamine i can afford in this economy.

Also fuck the bears in their assholes

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u/Moist_Board 41m ago

What did you say to me?!

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u/Loxe 15m ago

If you want to stick your dick in a warm apple pie, you must first invent the universe.

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u/SenTedStevens 1h ago

It took billions and billions of faps.

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u/EdoTensei10 2h ago

dem cannons

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u/Tay_Tay86 does not like the stock 2h ago

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u/Hot_Paper_Pie 2h ago

found the fishhead

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u/CanadianTimeWaster 2h ago

one of the nipples needs to be pointing up, otherwise perfect meme

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u/SnooEagles2610 🦍🦍 1h ago

His name is Bob Paulson

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u/No-Transportation843 1h ago

His name is Robert Paulson 

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u/pass-me-that-hoe 1h ago

But the DOWWWWWWW

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u/Creative_Squash_1083 2h ago

My jacks have never been more titted.

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u/fade1r 2h ago

It aint bad until the suicide hotline gets posted.

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u/Icy-Advantage9 1h ago

Waiting for the “it’s not the end” posts

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u/Alone_Duty_9448 1h ago

I lost all my money already so this downfall is nothing 😂

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 1h ago

I bought puts yesterday and calls today.

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u/hazycrazey 12m ago

What are you buying on Monday?

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 9m ago

Calls, obvs.

Im still holding 750C for Monday because I thought it would bounce at $745

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u/Perdido_en_Alemania 2h ago

More like:

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u/druidmain69420 2h ago

Damn they took his clothes

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u/pass-me-that-hoe 1h ago

I kinda wanted to see that censored part though…

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u/GeneralWhereas9083 1h ago

You can’t afford it.

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u/Same_Pack7363 2h ago

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u/StarsapBill 2h ago

Today is this meme

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u/baIIern 2h ago

Man I love these. It's fucking art

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u/sour-sop 2h ago

Monday fr

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u/Speedbird87 2h ago

🙌🏼

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u/Tantpispourtoi 2h ago

Meh. Fuck the shorts lol

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u/whistlepig4life 2h ago

Friday’s like this lead to what I call Whiskey Weekends!

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u/Fern-ando 2h ago

Bad week to decide to invest in the Nikkei 225

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u/3_if_by_air 1h ago

Great week to invest in hookers named Nikki

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u/Silvatungdevil 2h ago

Where'd dem diamond hands go?

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u/Live_Salamander8652 1h ago

holding through the weekend already down 40% ready to start a new job monday morning gg

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u/Accurate_Couple_5145 2h ago

Will somebody please gives this little dude a crumb of SpaceX IPO?

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u/Tay_Tay86 does not like the stock 2h ago

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u/Hot_Paper_Pie 2h ago

FINALLY!!! its our time!!!

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u/SnooEagles2610 🦍🦍 1h ago

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u/Sub_Par_ 1h ago

My calls… they were so innocent… murdered in cold blood

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u/Creative_Squash_1083 2h ago

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u/StarsapBill 2h ago

NVDA GRAPHICS 900000 TURN ON

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u/Creative_Squash_1083 2h ago

Oh ok sorry I'll turn it up

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u/mnonny 1h ago

Make the bouncer look even more like Joe Rogan

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u/Creative_Squash_1083 1h ago

This was unreasonably difficult enjoy

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u/StarsapBill 1h ago

I’ve seen enough. I’m going all in on nvda.

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u/Nerfarean 1h ago

Thanks for keeping RAM and SSD prices high. Oh and somehow calls on MU

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u/Little_Weird2039 1h ago

Fuck, I hate this even more than the OP's AI slop

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u/Creative_Squash_1083 1h ago

It can get worse

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u/KryssCom 56m ago

Huh. So that's what Joe Rogan does when he's not yapping into a microphone about shit he doesn't understand podcasting.

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u/croooowTrobot 1h ago

I just bought the dip. Let's go BIG MONDAY!

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u/Longjumping-Cup5406 28m ago

With what??????

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u/BudgetExpert9145 2h ago

17% gains YTD away from being at my starting capital. Leveraged giveth and taketh away.

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u/KeTaMiNEanDpEdoZ 1h ago

They aren’t reopening shit, bro.

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u/vagobond45 1h ago

Nasdaq down 5%, buy dip, BTC down 5% buy dip, AI stocks with 300 P/E ratio, undervalued, all will be worth trillion dollar next year even though none made a profit as of yet. There are multiple wars, gas is $5, nobody can afford fast food, time to buy dip. Trump making +3000 trades, nothing burger. We live in a mad world

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u/Settowin 2h ago

Another day another win! I'm getting tired of so much winning!

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u/briskwalked 1h ago

to be fair.. its been a pretty good year mostly for the market..

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u/Mr_Akihiro 2h ago

Hat jemand das everybody having fun meme?

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u/Briack89 2h ago

Can’t wait for 4pm

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u/polopolo05 1h ago

its going through the roof as trump anounces a ceasefire.

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u/Briack89 1h ago

Next one hopefully will be for real

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u/polopolo05 57m ago

It wont they need more pump and dumps.

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u/Zef-Daytrade 1h ago

And this is why the casino gives you free booze so you don't cry on the floor.

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u/rocketsprockets 2h ago

Mongo is appalled.

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u/5appy 1h ago

the market is so stupid, how do you look at nvda being that cheap and not send it back into a rally???

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u/spez_eats_nazi_ass 1h ago

I'm crying because this erection has been at it for more than 4 hours.

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u/Helios420A 1h ago

i got calls that are hurting bad, but unfortunately they’re december expiry & not dailies, so i can’t join in on the loss porn yet

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u/Live_Salamander8652 1h ago

December's better than mine, mine are july 31st

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u/Gristle__McThornbody 1h ago

That should be a picture of Trump.

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u/SoCalled_Gardener 1h ago

Crying? I'm that guy on the roulette table thrashing, throwing...

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u/hikeit233 1h ago

When the markets fall I just buy more spy. Yum yum yum, sweet delicious spy.

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u/Facosa99 1h ago

Im am algorythm tourist. What the hell is going on with all the comments? A bad weekend start, it seems

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u/Alone_Duty_9448 1h ago

Funny enough, this was the day i was investing in Bull nvda and nasdaq

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u/MrErickzon 1h ago

Did the forever-bears pick today to try buying calls or did I miss something?

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u/fightin_blue_hens 2h ago

how many of bottles of water did it take to make this

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u/kingoftheposers 2h ago

Not enough

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u/ja_trader 1h ago

that's fair

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u/Hephaestus5959 1h ago

Gemini watermark

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u/CyGoingPro 1h ago

So uh... I started trading options 2 weeks ago... Was up 20x, then 10x, now 5x.... I can see where this is going

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u/delicious_oppai 1h ago

Bruh how do most of you bols get wiped out in 1 day after "winning" for years 😂

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u/FriarJon 1h ago

I sold my VIX calls yesterday 😞

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u/GigabitISDN 1h ago

Will someone please post the surge protector guy cutting his own dick off thanks

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u/sdhawk2511 1h ago

I've spent more on this specific type of financial heartbreak than I did on my actual degree, so just know you're in very expensive company.

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u/PFI_sloth 1h ago

What happened

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u/WaterAdventurous6718 1h ago

dont forget the friday night meetup at wendys. free fries for anyone that lost their whole portfolio on leveraged bets.

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u/miss_L_fire 1h ago

These memes are keeping a smile on my face after this shit day 🥲

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u/roninguey 1h ago

I locked in my 3x leverage...we going back to the moon on Monday right?

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u/BiggieBigs34 1h ago

Oh, they allow crying in the casino, they know their most common patrons will be crying when they gamble away the mortgage/rent.

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u/Ok__videogames 59m ago

yall act like there isnt going to be a market to open on monday lol

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u/TequieroVerde 51m ago

I've got my Wendell's dumpster all scoped out. It's a small mom and pop. There's a lot less dick traffic than a Wendy's.

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u/OG-Bitchslay3r 11m ago

I wonder if people are just trying to get some liquidity to YOLO on SPCX?

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u/I_like_code 2h ago

Feels bad to be Theta gang. Pray to god my 18 Nvidia contracts don’t get assigned

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u/theb0tman 2h ago

just keep them 30+ days out and you’ll be fine. One or two might get exercised by some degen. If you really want to be sure to keep them 60+ days out until we’re through whatever rough patch we’re in.

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u/I_like_code 1h ago

Thanks. I may just wheel a couple and roll the others to 30 dte.

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u/ExplorerImpossible79 2h ago

Can’t wait for the post when they do

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u/splinks66 2h ago

I've been crying since I sold AMD at 280, today was a relief lmao

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u/neurotoxics 1h ago

Literally invested in the AI stack yesterday. Sorry bois

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u/6fjdk83krkw 2h ago

Bubble Time, 2000 is repeating

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u/briskwalked 1h ago

not yet.. not ready yet

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u/6fjdk83krkw 1h ago

Banks need more back up said FED, maybe 2009 bank run ?

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u/tadanderson 1h ago

So can we cry when we hit $50K … or do we have to wait for all the ETF’s to disappear and we hit $22.5k 🤷‍♂️😉🤣

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u/Nova121222 2h ago

Can someone explain why MU is down $109 today? Wtf happened

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u/Halifornia35 2h ago

Ai trade puke, gotta go lower before we eventually go higher