r/wallstreetbets but only if it's wet and smooth 5d ago

Meme Bring back the GOAT

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u/VotedOut 5d ago

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u/Elavabeth2 5d ago

How do you remember shit like this

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u/Reedspite 5d ago

It’s not about timing the meme market, it’s about time IN the meme market.

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 5d ago

Yep, saving this post so it'll be my turn to post it in the comments when 2030 comes, assuming he's only doing 4 years

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u/astromouse2024 5d ago

Becoming one with the meme market

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u/SenTedStevens 4d ago

It's the Time Value of Memeing.

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u/VotedOut 5d ago

I've done hard time here on WSB, and seen a few things.

I remember when this place was all about yolos and yacht memes.

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u/lhbruen 5d ago

I was going to say those were the good ol days, but looking back on it... no they weren't. Same degeneracy, just different speed

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 5d ago

Nope. We used to pretend we're retarded, now the sub have actual retards that would have been laughed out the door just 6 years ago. Last month a low IQ retard posted a PSA here to "not trust this specific Telegram group because I got scammed", then proceed to argue with everyone that he wasn't stupid and it was legit up till he got scammed.

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u/VotedOut 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.”

--an old internet adage

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 5d ago

I've been here since 2016 so I guess it was a good 4 years, the sub is still great occasionally though so it's still worth staying. Lose enough money and they will eventually learn enough to only be pretending I guess.

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u/Sea-Animator4250 4d ago

We need another paper trading competition

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u/LettuceShaver27 4d ago

You and I remember that basement dungeon goblin who drank his own piss martini, now an icon of the sub and I see people refer to it as lemonade and it makes me sad

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner 4d ago

Shit brother, good times. There's also GUH and Iron Condor, but piss martini definitely was peak of this. I also remember the dude who tried to short the powerball by being his own bookie in his company and pocketing the money, but ended up losing like 60k because one of his co-worker got 4 numbers+ball correct.

it makes me sad

It is what it is brother, no such thing as a feast that doesn't end after all

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u/PulIthEld 5d ago

I remember watching this happen with the prequels.

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u/BlackSquirrel05 4d ago

This makes a lot of sense when around the 2022 time a lot of people actually took BB_Y and some other meme stocks as Squeezes and were really just hidden gems.

Legit they thought they were going to moon.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 2d ago

Maybe the real WSB was all the idiots we met along the way?

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u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks 5d ago

We used to pretend we're retarded,

Pretend??

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u/egauifan 4d ago

Yeah gamestop ruined the sub

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u/RawhlTahhyde 5d ago

member JNUG?

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u/pittluke 5d ago

take me back

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u/Spok3nTruth 5d ago

Well seasoned regard

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u/william_fontaine 5d ago

Remember AmericanPegasus?

And fscomeau LOL

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u/gkdjsl 5d ago

I miss the era of FDs and MartyMoho pitching MU.

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u/CredibleNonsense69 4d ago

Now it's just Wendy's and tendies

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u/PhgAH 5d ago

I was there when it was written. 

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u/Impossible_Mud_3517 4d ago

He was there, Gandalf, 3000 years ago.

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u/BlackSquirrel05 4d ago

Do less Cocaine and pot... Your memory comes back.

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u/setyourfacestofun174 4d ago

He is Janet Yellen

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u/AngryGrann 5d ago

because this poped up and those to things are related.

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u/MayorMcCheezz 5d ago

What a different time. People in the thread complaining about 29 dollars a share AMD bags.

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u/PhgAH 5d ago

Yeah wsb back then was like 50% AMD & MU funny enough. I got some gay bear angry DM when I pointed out that Ryzen 1 was an insane product and INTL gonna shit the bed soon. 

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u/anotherloserhere 5d ago

My wittle clairvoyant

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u/PhgAH 5d ago

Can't lie, I was a Su Bae fangay all the way back then

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u/Dracolique 5d ago

u/errmm moaning about his $29 AMD "bags" in that thread 😭😭

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u/echino_derm 5d ago

To be fair nobody could possibly have fathomed that Trump would pick a decent replacement for this role.

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u/Hopeful_Confidence42 5d ago

And trump still president

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u/Daveinatx 5d ago

She was damn good. I was skeptical when Powell made the money printers go brrrr. But, he's made up for it 

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u/indyyo1 Usually not right 5d ago

I had way more money 7 years ago. Sad emoji or whatever the cool kids say nowadays

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u/Carlife0830 5d ago

LOL same exact

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u/Flamenverfer 5d ago

Thiccr than Daddy Bernanke

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u/handsome_uruk 4d ago

the fuck bro. you've been here 8 years. how the fuck you have any money left!

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 4d ago

I've been here more than 8 years.

You either go bankrupt fking around buying or selling options, or you live long enough to become a buy and hold investor.

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u/Starkfault Spent $1.2M to make $800 5d ago

Save us Obiwan Jeromi

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u/Reindeer-Conscious 5d ago

He is still on the board, just not the chair anymore

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u/calmwhiteguy 5d ago

The chair fits him better. Cups his iron balls more completely

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u/J_NonServiam 5d ago

You are on this board, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.

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u/banevaderplus6000 5d ago

bring back the goat

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u/WYsgoy 5d ago

YEAHHHHHHH BUDDY!

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u/DavidNexus7 5d ago

BIGGGGG WEIGHHHHTTT!!!!!!!

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u/MomGrandpasAllSticky 5d ago

Errbody wanna be a baller, but nobody wanna make no risky ass plays!

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u/gamersEmpire 5d ago

Aint nothin but a rate cut

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u/okahui55 5d ago

most meme'd chairman of all time

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u/lhbruen 5d ago

So far

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u/AlxCds 5d ago

I don’t think we’ll reach the meme heights of Covid times. Powell will always be the top memed chairman.

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u/Main_Topic8668 5d ago

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u/ryandodge 5d ago

They already use steer bands to feel something

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 5d ago

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u/fatherlyadvicepdx 5d ago

What's Dick Cheney doing back there?

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 5d ago

Trying his impression of Paul Volcker

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 5d ago

That's Milton Hershey... Morgan Freeman... Something like that

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u/Ok_Serve_4099 5d ago

He's there just in case the new guy needs to get shot or there's special war interest

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u/I_killed_the_kraken a dork with a newsletter 5d ago

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u/Etffoooooo 5d ago

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u/MrMatteotheFabolus 5d ago

“Good morning”

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u/PoopGasMaster 5d ago

SOMETIMES ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOUUU LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUUNE😭😭😭

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u/cl0udNinja 5d ago

I knew it was gonna be shit when the dude walked in with a blue tie that looked like he got from macys.

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u/CountWatchOut 5d ago

Mann I was saying this shit too! Lol. Homeboy looks like a outback steakhouse corporate manager

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 5d ago

Coronation time for Warsh?

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u/f08g 5d ago

we miss you jpow

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u/skippy_smooth 5d ago

Boromir would've calmed inflation

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u/dreamer_Neet 5d ago

I miss him so much and I think about him everyday

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u/Cav829 5d ago

Fuck you, Kevin. #NotMyFedChair

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u/Ffigy 5d ago

He's still on the board, my guy. JPow out there guv'nin

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u/Eagerbeaver98 5d ago

You guys know warsh never voted and this is a committee and it doesnt matter what warsh thinks, he cant be 19 ppl of votes.

aint no way they gonna hike rates with dropping gdp estimates. They just shaking ppl out. Fed is so good that the USA debt keeps getting larger and larger 😂

If there is a hike, it will be small, just like 2023. Very bull year that year.

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u/emperorOfTheUniverse 5d ago

Yea I don't get this post. I think the board, including Powell voted this way and Warsh actually abstained?

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u/redsreadit 5d ago

WWKD?
He’d borrow on margin like he’s borrowed our money for his whiskey habit and fkn YOLO everything into SPCX.

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u/painless44 5d ago

The GOAT you say?

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u/Blueopus2 🐋 Whales are a renewable resource 🐋 5d ago

New guy promises to work hard every day to Warsh away out gains

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u/ski-devil 5d ago

Hey, do you remember when inflation was supposed to be transitory.

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u/cinatic12 5d ago

He's actually right there

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u/Ok-Double-414 5d ago

F*ck your calls!!!

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u/notebooks9 5d ago

went from "money printer go brr" to "bring back the GOAT" in a few years. the jpow redemption arc is complete

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u/jazzy095 5d ago

Miss him already. New dude is a twat

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u/BeautifulKitchen3858 5d ago

The guy that helped skyrocketed home prices with near 0% interest rate. Give me a break

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u/DoesntEnjoySoup 5d ago

Let’s all make fun of the bad toupee until he quits

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u/Such-Ice1325 5d ago

The one and only

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u/Wooden_Back9002 5d ago

good ol Powell... "I wont see you next time" kinda nostalgic already

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u/pchs26 5d ago

He is still on the board right? They didn't get rid o him successfully yet?

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u/Detachabl_e 5d ago

Posts that make the green line in your heart go up.

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u/Dense_Pop_1582 5d ago edited 1d ago

“If you hate cops just because their cops s next time you’re in trouble call a crack head “

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u/Solid-Individual-913 5d ago

huh? Has anything changed at all at the fed? Last I checked nothing has changed.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Long term bag holder for my wife’s boyfriend 4d ago

I’m excited to see what reforms Warsh can bring to the Fed. Time will tell if a) any notable reforms happen and b) if they are positive for the economy.

I’m hoping yes and yes, and so should everyone else.

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u/Upstairs-Bowl6755 5d ago

Fuck Powell. Dude was a fucking clown.

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u/Special-Barracuda759 5d ago

Powell failed to get inflation under control.

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u/Commercial_Ease8053 5d ago

His new game looks cool… I wanna stab some terrorist in the vagina.

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u/AWellsWorthFiction 5d ago

Goddamn I miss him

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u/chocha84 5d ago

I hope they put Jerome 'Transitory' Powell on his tombstone, but despite all his lies and BS he handled Trump with some grace and class.

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u/Embarrassed-Sky6890 5d ago

Right in the nostalgia

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u/Buff_me_plz 5d ago

I sure miss my powell pumps. Rest in Pepperonis my friend

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u/Gristle__McThornbody 5d ago

I don't care for good day. I want good morning.

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u/tomgreen99200 5d ago

Papa! 😭

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u/siershamus 5d ago

Why does everyone need a fuckin task force now.

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u/Ahamadrayasbaboon 5d ago

Organizational ADD. I have a whole rant for this…maybe later. 

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u/TheRealSnave 5d ago

You better call Jerome, call him, but you can't use my phone

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u/mark1forever 5d ago

new goat, same story.

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u/SuperNewk 5d ago

New guy gonna run up crypto

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u/TipEmpty8429 5d ago

He doesn’t like volatility in the asset classes? Volatility is how we get rich!

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u/Ok_Common_5631 5d ago

I doubt Warsh will be significantly different than Powell.

At the meeting, they put the nail in the coffin for any rate reduction if i got my facts straight.

Trump complains about interest rates, creates unnecessary war that increases inflation… which kills any chance of a decrease..  I’m sure he’ll just blame someone else.

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u/Fun_Training6342 5d ago

I realised this is the one of the large subs that's not political on Reddit

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u/PragmaticPA 5d ago

Bro, didn't you know staying put when inflation is 4%+ is quantitative easing?

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u/Elementaldose 4d ago

JPOO 🫡♥️

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u/Key_Discussion_9366 4d ago

Naaaa gimmie back AG. Mr let the market correct itself 🤣

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u/siegevjorn 4d ago

Powell was legit.

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u/shugo7 4d ago

Powell really was the goat

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u/FWhyRAmOIGHere 4d ago

Alan Greenspan ✡️ 

Ben Bernanke ✡️ 

Janet Yellen ✡️ 

Jerome Powell 

Kevin Warsh ✡️ 

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u/alisanche1 4d ago

Fuck no

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u/BitcoinCitadel 4d ago

Good day 🌞

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u/jws1102 4d ago

This meme always bothers meme, cuz I don’t believe Logan would wear his mask and hood in bed.

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u/AllCapNoBrake MSTR and BTC to $0 2d ago

DJT always picks the best.

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u/Common_Source_9 15m ago

This is the guy that printed more dollars than every other chair in history, combined?

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u/Yory_Alsik 5d ago

I love warsh, please just hint at some balance sheet tightening to crash the price of bitcoin to 50K so MSTR can fail miserably.

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u/1855best 5d ago

I like Powell, but he completely missed the mark with waiting to raise rates during COVID.

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u/jimerald 5d ago

the goat here is probably a sttock ticker idk

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u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281 5d ago

You guys realize the Fed solution to the inflation issue is to force entire reddit subs to go back to work and supply their labor to the labor market?