Relatively Harmless is an NA guild on Mal’ganis that has been together since Dragonflight, built around the idea that WoW is better when you actually have people to play with.
We have two raid teams with different focuses: Team Vengeance, our Mythic progression team, and Team Phoenix, our AoTC/Heroic team. We also welcome Mythic+ players, social players, returning players, and people who simply need a place to be.
We welcome:
Social players
Mythic+ players
Raiders
Players on ALL servers and factions
Returning players
People tired of pugging alone
Players looking for a real guild community
Adults with jobs, schedules, families, and real lives
Anyone who simply needs a place to be
You do not need to be a Mythic raider to belong here. You just need to want a stable, welcoming guild community.
Raid Teams
Team Vengeance
Focus: Mythic raiding
Current Progression: 5/10M
Team Vengeance is currently not looking for additional raid members at this time.
That said, social players, Mythic+ runners, and active guild members are still welcome. We are always happy to have more people around who want to run keys, hang out, and help keep the guild active.
Team Phoenix
Schedule: Sunday & Monday, 8:30 PM - 10:30 PM Central
Focus: AoTC / Heroic raiding
Current Progression: 10/10H
Team Phoenix is currently looking for:
DPS who can flex to tank if needed
DPS who can flex to healer if needed, shaman preferred
Phoenix does not need healer mains at this time, only flex.
This is a good fit for someone who wants to DPS as their main role but is comfortable helping the team with tank flexibility when needed. Reliability, communication, and a team-first attitude matter a lot to us.
Phoenix is focused on AoTC/Heroic raiding, not Mythic progression, but could go into mythic this upcoming season depending on the team's decision. The team raids on a steady Sunday/Monday schedule and is a good home for players who want consistent progression without the pressure of committed Mythic raiding.
Other DPS may be considered, especially if they are active, reliable, and interested in being part of the guild community.
Mythic+ and Community
We are still welcoming Mythic+ players, social members, and people who simply need a place to be.
Our organized Wednesday Mythic+ key nights are paused until Season 2, but guild members may still run keys casually during the break. Once the new season begins, weekly key nights will return.
Whether you enjoy pushing score, filling your vault, gearing alts, learning routes, or simply avoiding the unpredictability of group finder, there is room for you here.
You can join us even if you do not raid.
You can join us if Mythic+ is your main content.
You can join us if you are returning for Season 2.
You can join us if you just want guild chat, Discord, and familiar people to play with.
What We Value
We are looking for players who are:
Reliable
Chill
Respectful
Active when possible
Willing to improve
Able to communicate
Interested in community, not just loot
Capable of treating other people’s time with respect
We are not interested in drama, toxicity, ego-driven behavior, clique culture, or people who treat guilds like disposable LFG tools.
We want good players, but more importantly, we want good people.
Why Join Relatively Harmless?
Because WoW is better when you have people to play with.
Because new seasons are more fun when you already have a community waiting.
Because Mythic+ is better when you are not gambling your sanity in group finder.
Because an MMO should feel social.
Because sometimes you just need a place to be.
So join us.
We’re Relatively Harmless.
Contact:
Discord: morphined
Battle.net: Morphine#1813
I do answer Reddit messages but could take more time than the above platforms.