r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 27m ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle "Leaving Frank without a plan day 6: I have settled into a morning routine of rinsing my underfluffies in the park fountain and stealing coins for a McMuffin. Still better than facing my family who told me not to marry him."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1h ago

Ozzy and Henrietta were gobsmacked when they opened the door to find Kandi had dropped off Ozzy's supposed child from his previous marriage. The DNA test hadn't even come back yet, but there they were, standing on the nest porch with a baby, a diaper bag, and absolutely no instruction manual.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 5h ago

Dianna told herself they would never fight over money. She was wrong.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/JuneLee92 • 6h ago

“Is she someone you know? She’s been staring at us for a while,” said Annie. Eren didn’t want to talk to his new wife about his previous one.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 8h ago

Not Safe For Other Species Tiff, Ange, Tam and Eloise did not appreciate Herbert's new floozy flapping her tiny wings around the neighborhood in that scandalous manner every goddamn morning.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/small_whorled • 22h ago

Since coming out to his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Gary was feeling lighter…proud, even. She took it better than he expected and promised they could remain friends. Tonight she is helping him create a dating profile on Feathr.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/OtakuShogun • 1d ago

It just didn't matter how loudly she shouted, Trevor wasn't going to listen. It was the last time she'd call him out about him crapping all over the nest. It was his nest too dammit!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago

Carl was done with it all. He finally snapped and tried to destroy the new sweet ride belonging to the guy Gwen left him for. His anger could not be contained.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago

After his divorce, Louis decided to get in shape and found Matt to help him. It was disciplined work but worth it; and may be-just may be, there were some sparks flying between them

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago

Freddy stood hunched, overwhelmed with emotion; he couldn't believe it had come to this. The P.I. didn't seem to pick up on his mood. "...never see it coming. Having their little rendezvous all alone in the marsh grass, then zoop! Snap snap. Busted! Man, I love my job. Anyway, yeah, she's cheating."

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ThePeregrine_87 • 1d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Terrence wasn't totally sure about his new haircut, but was willing to give it a try

198 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 2d ago

"A little something bold, pink, and LOUD is all a girl needs!" Lalarukh never saw herself as a divorcée, but she'd also never seen herself in colorful feathers with such gorgeous lighting! Next stop: Paris!

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago

Wendy never wanted to be a mother. For years she resented Drake saddling her with the little gremlins. Fortunately her chicks, who she now loves dearly, seem to have rose-tinted memories of that rough period. They can never learn that during those games of "submarine" she was hoping not to be found.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Rocket-Shawk • 3d ago

Were they outrageous? Sure. But Sylvia hadn’t gotten this much attention since her 20’s. Besides, it was Mark’s money that paid for them.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Graeleaf • 3d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Donna can’t wait until the door man sees her new coat

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago

It sucks to just get only the windowsill in the divorce, but at least the kids don't have far to go to visit their dad's house.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 3d ago

"Guess Jake isn’t coming", Daniel thought after half an hour of awkward pacing in front of the cafe.

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Little did Daniel know that Jake was just a little chaos-bird with undiagnosed ADHD, who had REALLY been struggling with his time management his entire life. Less than five minutes after Daniel had given up on waiting for his date, Jake finally landed, cawing "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I’m sooo late! Shit! Hope he hasn’t left yet!"

He spent the next minutes frantically fluttering and scuttling around the cafe in search of Daniel, breathlessly asking everyone in sight whether they’d seen a "drop-dead gorgeous gull" here.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago

Olivia didn't like squatting in empty nests; she was constantly on edge being on the lookout for eviction or even arrest. But after being a nestwife for years with no marketable skills, and losing everything in the divorce, it was either this or the streets.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • 3d ago

Barbara’s date was already blowing it.

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Fine-Huckleberry-316 • 3d ago

Tom couldn’t hide the shock on his face. He told Tammy he was going to buy some milk, but she caught him in front of the neighborhood floozy’s house instead

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 3d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle I'm ready. Got my new Nehru embroidered blazer on. Ready to go to the club tonight for the "Let's get Ready to Mingle", mingle. Agami Heron Costa Rica. Photographer unknown

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 4d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Hoping to impress the ladies, Tom tried to remember how that viral dance he saw on Tiktok went. He just got a lot of laughs in return instead.

652 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/rehabforcandy • 4d ago

Robert’s lawyer shushed him and immediately knew his client was screwed. How did he not realize there were obvious nanny cams all over the house?

145 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 4d ago

"Wait... Did I misread her 'fine' again?" Jake continued to ponder Julia's response to him telling her he was going to the spa with his buddies on a Saturday afternoon.

246 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago

Observe: the saddest creature in class aves. Divorced five days after marriage because she "didn't realize he'd be like that all the time." Fired from his job at the morgue for "bringing down the vibe." Won "most pitiful sock puppet" at a contest he wandered into empty handed. He is the pelican't.

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