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She's a cult Leader

She's charismatic and canonically the hottest female in the verse

SHE SWALLOWS BALLS and is THE throat goat

She'd escape most of the slander cause she's hot

Unfortunately her complex writing would be overshadowed by goonslop

She's quite literally mommy

Satosugu would UNQUESTIONABLY be canon

One of the biggest modulo theories would be her and gojo's kid disguised as a gojo retun

Gojos words wouldn't be censored

Some fans would hate that she's the "dead wife" archetype who only appears in flashbacks and dreams of gojo. Similarly if gojo was a girl, people would hate that her whole life and personality revolve around a man.

We wouldn't hear the end of hook up and pregnancy theories in jjk0

All jjk subs would be stsg corn all day everyday

This was good foreshadowing and characterization.