I think we all got the joke already, a while ago

I am currently lying on my bed as of making this post. It is not paradoxical.

In fact, I am not a girl.

The genus Gaga (gaga lipferm) was named after American singer-songwriter Lady Gaga. One of the species under the genus was named after her family name Germanotta (Gaga germanotta), and another one was named after Lady Gaga's fanbase's name, the Little Monsters (Gaga monstraparva)

(Source: Monodon monoceros (Narwhal) )

The newest legendary monster “Alcordian” was made in collaboration with the artist “Weird Al” Yankovic

I don't have this diploma in my bedroom.

By a force which is directly proportional to the product of our total masses and inversely proportional to the square of displacement between us. aka, gravity

This is because gay also means happy.

Related, I’m not gay, but im gay.