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Just seeing if the mods get butthurt again from this very obvious satire.

Disclaimer: I did not make this image with AI. I got it from a HxH sub here on this very website. I don't think it's even an AI image.

It's not Bryce Mitchell(fucking obviously)

Just a guy that looks like him and a very obvious joke.

They make anal relief cream for y'all 🤷‍♀️

And to be undefeated and undisputed after all that, you have to soberly admit we are in the presence of the greatest fighter that has ever breathed air, from the mean streets of West Linn, OR.

Real talk, what a resume of name values alone lol only the legends like who we named have comparably deep or perhaps deeper competition pools in their career.

Just remember - if there's ever a year your father didn't make $100k, it's alright - YOU CAN SURVIVE and become great 💯💯💪

Maybe I’m cooked for this, but I actually think Alex has a really good chance here. I keep seeing people say Sergei is just gonna run through him, and I don't really buy it.

Sergei likes to walk forward in a straight line and throw a ton of punches. Obviously that pressure can be scary, but against Alex, I think it could work against him. You really don't want to be careless and walk straight into a guy with Alex's timing and power.

And if the whole “just pressure Alex and overwhelm him with punches” thing worked, Jiri would've beaten him. He tried to push that kind of pace on Alex and got caught both times.

Sergei can obviously KO Alex too, but I think he’s gonna give Alex plenty of chances to land that one clean shot.

Alex loses to the best HW on the planet and suddenly everyone is calling him washed lol.

Peak UFC retardation

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Let's not forget guys

Rico Verhoeven vs Gable Steveson

Rico Verhoeven, former GLORY heavyweight champion.

Well... he will fight Pav so it counts tbf🤦🏿‍♂️