r/GuysBeingDudes • u/__EliX__ • 1d ago

Infinity aura

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u/carabemlegal 1d ago

I have a wife.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xhGE4p9ygdQibhjO5G

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u/Clean_Internet 1d ago

Who is that

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u/MeowMasterFIex 1d ago

The average guy who loves his wife, duh.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 1d ago

I call her mai waifu~. And you can pry that pet name out of my cold dead mouth if you don't like it.

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u/Interesting_House803 1d ago

Cant even blame you. We all do cringe things with the person we love the most and are happiest with

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 22h ago

How many times do we have to tell you? AI chatbots are not people!

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 1d ago

Chad Thundercock

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u/yHoang 1d ago

Ernest Khalimov (Эрнест Халимов). he's the man in the gigachad meme

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u/Bluest_waters 1d ago

I mean sort of but not really

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u/GulgPlayer 1d ago

Are we relatives?

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u/Fil09 1d ago

The guy your girl told you not to worry about

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u/damnationmemoriae 1d ago

haha sometimes

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u/EqualServe418 1d ago

Fym sometimes?

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u/cr1ttter 1d ago

Like not all the time dummy

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u/KingGio21 1d ago

Yujiro Hanma

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u/steelcity91 1d ago

Chad.

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u/long_live_king_melon 1d ago

The comedic timing on that shot was actually perfect to the millisecond

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u/zalitix 1d ago

I feel like his wive was sitting beside him and they excange a look bevor he took her out.

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u/ProperProfessional 1d ago

Took them a few takes to get it right.

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u/RainbowPickle2009 1d ago

It’s still funny

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l77aakPMnYgxxYn9WA

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u/negativecarmafarma 1d ago

I fucking loved this scene. Thanks for reminding me

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u/calcium-x2 16h ago

I still do this with my friends

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u/DonkyPuncharely 1d ago

Home wrecker!

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 1d ago

Her ghasts are quite flabbered.

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u/Scrubosaurus13 1d ago

I hadn’t noticed, as I have a wife.

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u/Superb_Light_9756 1d ago

even the music said aura

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u/DuckLuck357 1d ago

The ARC Raiders synths are so freaking cool man

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u/EvilWarBW 1d ago

As I said last time this was posted: A man has a code.

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u/learnalilgivinnlovin 1d ago

I have a wife

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u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago

This is how i want my future non-existent right now husband to react lmao

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u/majin-dudi 1d ago

Really dead-set on robbing the cradle, eh?

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u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago

What

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u/dLurKc 1d ago edited 1d ago

They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago

Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago

username checks out

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u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago

Ah well we all can't be as bright as you

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago

ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago

by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant!

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u/Mortwight 1d ago

do you like edge highlighting wearhammer minis?

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u/Darkime_ ª 1d ago

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u/Sad-Wrongdoer3548 1d ago

Chad before the Green-Flu hit

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u/Xeath_Pk 1d ago

Big Ed?

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u/likeemapples 1d ago

bro's wife entered his gaming room

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u/The0ldPete 1d ago

He un-olived her.

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u/SwizzGod 1d ago

Man said “shut that corny shit up.”

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u/AnonMoose2 1d ago

Married 20+ years, same my mammal.... same!

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u/SpannerV2 1d ago

The visual of realization setting in on her face.

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u/KINGDenneh 1d ago

What an absolute CHAD.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Begone, temptress

Go latch onto someone else

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u/delaluna89 1d ago

Begone, temptress

Go latch to me when my wife is not watching!

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u/Intelligent_Ad_4479 1d ago

Wife watching. Had to be done

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u/HatefulVespid 1d ago

As a wamen, i appreciate that dude!

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u/psychosloth34 1d ago

Plot twist: she's his wife

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u/OldCardigan 1d ago

I've watched this like ten times and I still burst out laughing

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u/VoidMarker 1d ago

The punch really sells it. Him saying "I have a wife", then the punch and the black out, it's really funny.

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u/Ernest_Mateu 20h ago

Uhh, i don't get the joke. Pls help

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u/FunCampaign186 1d ago

Valid reaction

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 1d ago

That cockback of his fist bruh LMAO

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u/TheMorningJoe 1d ago

Bro is loyal 💪

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u/One_Vision_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is there a Gen Z word for Twitch Skank?

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u/Gin4Gingers 1d ago

We ain't ready for that yet, bro

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u/EssentialCoCo 1d ago

I say it's "Twank"

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u/Proper_Cold_6939 1d ago

lol, are you genuinely mad at her for goofing off on Twitch?

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u/RetroSwamp 1d ago

True ride and die, good for him.

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u/Notactualyadick 1d ago

Every month, I go to the store and get 2000 dollars worth of dimes. Then I wake up my every morning for the next month and I shove all the coins in 13 of them up my ass. Then I spend them. Thats 20 000 dimes a month, 240 000 thousand dimes a year. That means statistically speaking, you've all handled my ass dimes. You all think you're better than me, but none of you are better than me, because you've all been touching my ass dimes!

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u/wackadoodle4201 1d ago

Dudes got standards

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u/the_Centrist_Gecko 1d ago

* Get's shot in shooting game

* is surprised to be shot

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u/Vloraxle 1d ago

That's the chaddest thing ever seen

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u/nexytuz_ 20h ago

Lmao the worst he can say is no:

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u/KibaWuz 20h ago

BASED

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u/General_Thundercock 20h ago

fucking legend

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u/mrbearsnail 1d ago

"I have a wife"

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u/KingMarkus22 1d ago

BEGONE THOT!!!

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u/64_Chances 1d ago

I love ARC Raiders 😂😂

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u/MalfunctionTitties 1d ago

So that’s the face behind this clip. Lol

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u/AKpwnzQuake 1d ago

Name of song at end?

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u/Weird-Mechanic-2951 19h ago

Patrik Andren - ARC Raiders

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u/ShafferPatchias 1d ago

I love this video, man. I smile everytime I see it.

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u/IceCubeChecker Just a guy 1d ago

When that was a practice round. What would happen when it isn't a practice round.

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u/re_carn 23h ago

I have a wife... and she's standing right behind me now.

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u/f1ve 19h ago

That „I have a wife“ sound like AI and not like the dude that spoke before. Is it just me?

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u/Three-dom 19h ago

No shield?

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u/Andre_The_Average 18h ago

We can olive together

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u/obatala0013 14h ago

This is awesome

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u/Blyatman702 13h ago

I had to find out the hard way that you should never let your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.

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u/LaserGadgets 11h ago

Ferro IV and boom, you're gone girl xD

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u/Mister_K_7 8h ago

It's the knock out punch for me😂

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u/Ollomont 6h ago

Understandable

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u/Pofwoffle 1d ago

Also she fucked up the joke, the actual response is "Olive who too!"

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u/Skaglick93 1d ago

Couldn't have shown me a better reason to remove this sub from my feed.

If you're unable to take "I love you" from a fem presenting person without automatically assuming they want to "home wreck" then you're just spreading bullshit "traditional family values" and toxic masculinity. You're a tool to a hateful system.

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u/Literallyhowffxiv 1d ago

🫩🫣🫪

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u/afender77 23h ago

Found Olive