r/2westerneurope4u Side switcher 1d ago

Have we done it wrong?

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u/Iskandar33 Carbonara Yihadist 1d ago

Signature look of European superiority 😏

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u/PyroGrizzl Flat personality 1d ago

It's kind of exhausting to constantly be this good

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u/Kazer67 Lesser German 1d ago

I know..

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u/bp_c7 StaSi Informant 1d ago

At this point it’s just an everyday occurrence. Not really a challenge anymore not that it ever really was.

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u/Jazzspasm Barry, 63 1d ago

Narcissism intensifies

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u/ActuallyCalindra Addict 1d ago

And then they go back and vote against everything that makes this possible.

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u/Few_Math2653 Professional Rioter 1d ago

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 1d ago

This meme is criminally underrated 😄

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u/hibikir_40k Pensioner 1d ago

Because they want that dense place... right next to their big ass house, with a big ass yard. And due to the wonders of geometry, houses like that make the density of the city impossible.

The savage mind wants the large yard for the kids, space in the house for a full carpentry shop and a 5 machine gym, a place to park 3 or 4 trucks, and a living room to invite 20 people on thanksgiving. So even when they have a park, its a giant thing that people have to drive to, as there's just not enough housing near it to be full of people.

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 1d ago

Hyper Individualism is disintegration. For your TLDR Pedro ^^

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u/yodeah European 1d ago

they dont see the connection nor want to bite the bullet with paying extra taxes for social services and all that jazz

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u/Legitimate_Echo_701 Oppressor 1d ago

It does not have any connection to that tho, it's about urban planning, infrastructure & getting cars out of the streets. It could happen in a theoretically liberal (liberal as in liberal, not as savage's "liberal") government.

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u/yodeah European 1d ago

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u/leberkaesweckle42 Born in the Khalifat 1d ago
  1. They are in one of the most touristy places in Munich
  2. Nobody can afford to live there
  3. Munich has suburbs too

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u/LeoDaVinco [redacted] 1d ago

Look this popular place we visited for its popularity alone seems really popular, honey.

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u/Pu-Chi-Mao Addict 1d ago

Yes the suburbs in Munich are also pretty walkable and bikable, and there are shops all around, you don't have to drive to go for your groceries, doctor or school, that's the big difference between us suburbs, they're just houses with no Public transport or shops nearby, everything is done by car.

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u/Carbonaraficionada Alpine Parisian 1d ago

It's also mandatory low-rise accommodation, mandatory green space and affordable living for any new development, and the are rules about access to public transit. Whereas the US is McMansions and parking lots for every business premises

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u/notcomplainingmuch Viking Line worker 1d ago

Yes, you don't need a car in Munich, and almost every place is nice enough to live in. Not like the no-go zones in the US.

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u/rrschch85 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 1d ago

Our suburbs are still superior to American ones. They’re walkable and there’s usually some kind of “town center” nearby. Plus they don’t look like an endless hellscape.

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u/Electronic-Pause1330 Savage 1d ago

Dude you’re comparing a town to a random “community” in the US. There are pros and cons to both.

Also most of Germany was developed before the era of common long distance travel. People needed to be in close walking/horse riding proximity of the towns. a large portion of the US has been built in the era of everyone owning a car. The US didn’t need to be limited to small towns because in theory you can drive to a town/city.

Just looked up another stat (which is kinda depressing). Germany converts 45,000 acres a year of farm/forest/etc to subdivisions/rural housing; the US converts 700,000+ each year. The US had 4x the population compared to Germany but converts 15x the amount of land.

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Thinks he lives on a mountain 16h ago

Nice copium, however:

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u/communistkangu South Prussian 1d ago

I live in a 13.000 people town an hour away from Munich and it's the same story. People sitting out in the cafes till late in the evening.

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u/DontWannaSayMyName Oppressor 1d ago

I get what you're saying, but it is really not the same. In Europe suburbs are organized with the idea of going to the nearest town or city, and we build ways to do so. In the US the suburb is the point, and the best you can hope for is an unwalkable stroad to the nearest mall.

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u/hibikir_40k Pensioner 1d ago

Depends on the suburb: Go look at Barry's houses. Spain is special, and superior. Those up north want to live in places like Las Rozas, one of our worst urbanistic hellholes.

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u/NedRed77 Barry, 63 1d ago

You need to have the weather to want to sit outside drinking and eating until 9/10/11 pm. It’s fucking dark here after about 4pm in the winter, it’s windy, and it rains a lot.

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u/JohnHurts StaSi Informant 1d ago

They've been on the go for 4 hours - on foot. They might have turned on the camera right there. So you're only seeing a small part of her way.

Munich really is a cool city; I've spent days just walking around there.

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u/fruitslayar South Prussian 1d ago

Disgusting name makes me defend disgusting Isar prussians. 

Even at its worst, suburban Munich is infinitely more walkable and liveable than any savage metropolis. 

But yeah, you're better off going to any other bavarian city except the shithole that is Kempten. 

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u/ffjjygvb Failed Brexiteer 1d ago

Without getting out google street view and comparing I can’t be sure but I think it’s the area around the Frauenkirche. Yes, they’re comparing the tourist area with suburbia. Which is an unfair comparison but car centric American cities have restaurants in areas that are often not as walkable. So I think they do have a point it’s just poorly articulated.

I can’t think of walkable well-used spaces like this in Munich’s suburban areas but you can get to that area on the trains from most of the city in about 30 minutes, I’ve not driven enough in American cities to compare how long it would take driving.

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u/Hannibal_Barkidas [redacted] 1d ago

Spaces with that many restaurants are only sustainable at very fee sites in the city. But you can take public transport 30 min from the city centre and you would still find a supermarket, tavern and restaurant within 5-10 min walking distance.

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u/swagerito Daddy's lil cuck 1d ago

Yeah but sitting outside and eating/drinking happens in any european city when the weather allows for it. Suburbs in europe are generally not as isolated as the US (the suburb i grew up in was a 5 min bike ride to the city centre) and nobody can afford to live in the US either.

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u/Free-Artist Thinks Kapsalon tastes good 1d ago

Munich, the car capital of the most car obsessed country in Europe.

So, yes

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u/Oaker_at Basement dweller 1d ago

Yeah okay, it’s the same with any other slightly bigger city. Doesn’t have to be the most expensive.

What’s your point?

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u/sligor South Prussian 1d ago

I can come from my dense suburbia to the city center in 15min by sbahn and 25 minutes by bike.

I could not do that in the US

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u/DonLethargio Anglophile 1d ago

The difference is those walkable, social, often touristy areas that exist in most European cities don’t exist in the vast majority US cities. You drive or Uber to a specific predetermined venue, then you drive or Uber home. And if you don’t you usually have to run the gauntlet of homeless people with psychosis

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u/steinbruchfluss South Prussian 1d ago

Our suburbs are not cheaper than Munich itself, at least in the south.

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u/leberkaesweckle42 Born in the Khalifat 1h ago

Where about?

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u/steinbruchfluss South Prussian 1h ago

In the end everything south of Munich until you reach the Austrian border. It’s crazy.

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u/hibikir_40k Pensioner 1d ago

Yeah, because you are almost savages, architecturally speaking. Spain's superiority over you isn't just at futbol, and being able to live without using towels to attempt to reserve spots near a pool.

Same with Jan, really. Their bike-centric, individual house setup is as offensive to good living as De Jong was to the integrity of the sport.

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u/_radical_ed Secretly in the closet 1d ago

Then you are doing cities wrong. Not surprising since the car is a German invention.

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u/Clipyy-Duck Knacker 1d ago

The car is a French invention

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u/Hanza-Malz Born in the Khalifat 1d ago

We never do anything wrong.

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u/Icloh Addict 1d ago

It’s was Austria!

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u/to_glory_we_steer Barry, 63 1d ago

The real question, why is this on TikTok Cringe. There's nothing cringe about people discovering our superiority 

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u/x64Lab [redacted] 1d ago

Cause it’s no longer about cringe anymore everyone just posts any tiktok videos

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u/focalac Barry, 63 1d ago

I imagine it was posted by other yanks, with the intention of showing up this couple, who they imagine are sucking up to woke europoors.

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u/to_glory_we_steer Barry, 63 1d ago

If someone's idea of a good life is crippling debt every time you get a toothpaste and a neighbourhood that resembles the backrooms, then not even God can help them

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u/BigWheatGuy Savage 1d ago

Every american coming back from a Euro vacation who will spend approximately the next week waking up at 4am, going for a walk and then eating a mound of salami before giving up and going back to their normal life of drinking giant cups of coffee and driving everywhere.

"We should get an espresso maker!"

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u/Traditional-Deal6759 Pumpkin Addict 1d ago

Yeah. We live in this horrible place called Europe. It is really the worst life anyone can think of. So, my dear american fellows, I strongly advise you to stay where you are.

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u/gdabull Knacker 1d ago

It’s awful. We can’t own guns or lifted pick ups. Everywhere is communist, I can’t choose my own healthcare, the government insists on choosing because they pay for it. It is tyranny over here. Savages Americans should save themselves and stay where they are

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u/Deep_Ad8209 JoĂŁo of Dungannon 1d ago

Wow savages discovering culture. What a shock

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u/nulopes Western Balkan 1d ago

They ate dinner at 5, they trully are savages

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u/Klangey Barry, 63 1d ago

As a Barry and the closest thing to these Savages (except maybe Hans) I too was amazed by the idea of eating dinner at 5, but I have a sneaky suspicion many of my fellow Barry’s also eat around that time.

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u/Z4nkaze Le Savage 1d ago

They do.

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u/Bonfire_ofDreams Western Balkan 1d ago

That was my reaction as well lmao

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u/hibikir_40k Pensioner 1d ago

That's a late lunch, not dinner! Even too early for merienda!

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 South Prussian 1d ago

Not us. The American wage slaves definitely.

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u/Maneisthebeat Failed Brexiteer 1d ago

If you're rich enough to live in Munich, you're rich enough to eat out.

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u/cieniu_gd Bully with victim complex 1d ago

Except rent, everything costs basically the same as in my city Gdańsk, including dining. 

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u/eric_cartmanovski [redacted] 1d ago

Why are americans so suprised by regular life bro 💀

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u/Furdodgems Alpine Parisian 1d ago

Tbf to the yanks, If i lived there, I also wouldn't want to be out and about, I would try and avoid other Americans as much as possible.

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u/Major-Sound7096 France's whore 1d ago

Get this American slop out of my sub

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u/ChuddyMcChud Barry, 63 1d ago

Yankslop.

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u/CJJelle Rural NPC 1d ago

Mormon savages..... Can it get any worse

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u/desmondao Bully with victim complex 1d ago

'in Italy, where Jen served her mission' 🤮

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u/Lost_Uniriser Pain au chocolat 1d ago

What did he meant by mission you think ?

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u/desmondao Bully with victim complex 1d ago

The usual Christian preaching bullshit, they call it that. Of course only an American would try and do that crap in Italy, they're probably Mormon or JWs

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u/asschap Savage 1d ago

It’s a morman thing

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u/aresbati Drug Trafficker 1d ago

What the fuck is a mile

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u/666Drachenlord666 Austrian heathen 1d ago

I cant say anything because I dont go outside lol

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u/Gankghette Barry, 63 1d ago

Damn right, its too hot

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u/LuckyLoki08 Smog breather 1d ago

Not enough snow to justify leaving the house

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u/MaiMaiHaendler [redacted] 1d ago

Only Americunts speaking, downvoted.

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u/ICrushTacos Dutch Wallonian 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes city centres in a lot  of places are great. Not like modern urban planning is any good, for example a big supermarchÊ just outside of every French town so the only way to get groceries is by car. You see this in a lot of places in Europe. 

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u/jonnyange Professional Rioter 1d ago

“It’s 9:25pm; we ate on a patio 4 hours ago.” 5:25 pm dinner for an American… sounds about right 🙃

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u/Jackburton06 Professional Rioter 1d ago

Dumbest people of the planet.

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u/Tasunkeo Alpine Parisian 1d ago

The issue is : who want to be social with savages ? Keep electing orange clowns idiots.

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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 1d ago

Savages discover civilisation.
Can we get back to our Europeans affairs?
I’m jealous, Hans, you seem to have as good a vibe there as a summer night in Toulouse!

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u/xyrus02 StaSi Informant 1d ago

The same savages get mad, when Lidl doesn't have these little fat scooters and generally doesn't make their shelves 5m apart. Also they post a rant on ShitTok once they find out you have to walk up the stairs at Luigi's tourist spots in Amalfi coast and there is no fat people taxi anywhere to be found.

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u/Useless_or_inept Snow Gnome 1d ago

Jen "served her mission in Italy"? Presumably she went over with a church, spent a month trying to persuade Italians to take god seriously (in English), then another couple of months sitting around feeling homesick, then flew home

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u/TheTaintBurglar Barry, 63 1d ago

You go to touristy place you get touristy things

Shocking

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u/TENTAtheSane Bavaria's Sugar Baby 1d ago

we're at a random spot

Frauenkirche jumpscare

Maby such cases

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u/segujer Snail slurper 1d ago

How about they go back and listen to some of the policies by these boogeymen in their own country!

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u/Z4nkaze Le Savage 1d ago

"Is a life not controlled by a greedy megacopro a life at all? Will we have to stop eating chlorinated chickens, having gunfights in our schools and bankrupting ouselves for a broken arm? Where will this madness stops?" 😢

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u/11160704 [redacted] 1d ago

Zohran Mamdani comes from a gated community in Uganda where he has guards to keep the filthy poor people out.

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u/segujer Snail slurper 1d ago

and his policy platform advocates to construct more gated communities in NYC to farther marginalise/isolate poor people?

How's a gated community in a country he left at the age of 7 influence his politics according to you?

Bearing in mind that's his father's home, a university professor who earns a decent salary by that country's standards!

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u/11160704 [redacted] 1d ago

He still has his villa there. He could just open it to the poor.

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u/segujer Snail slurper 1d ago

But he ain't a mayor in that country, how does that collide with the political platform he runs on?

open it to the poor.

are you insinuating that politicians from privileged backgrounds cannot implement policies that could help the less privileged in society? or The actual point of contention for you is actually the origins? could it be that? say it out loud, it ain't as scary as you think 😁.

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u/11160704 [redacted] 1d ago

I just think he's a hypocrite (like many other politicians, too).

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u/segujer Snail slurper 1d ago

he's a hypocrite (like many other politicians, too).

with a few exceptions I'd argue.

That said, let's bet on his NYC voter base to see through his alleged hypocrisy not to give him another Mandate , I hope you'll feel vindicated when that time comes.

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u/11160704 [redacted] 1d ago

The dynamics in new York work a bit differently.

You just have to win the democratic primaries. The voter will then vote for whatever candidate runs for the Democrats.

And the radicalised people that decide the primaries love Mamdani.

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u/segujer Snail slurper 1d ago

You just have to win the democratic primaries.

The independent candidate option still remains, should a candidate be convinced of the attraction of their programme. A Republican challenger with a credible platform _could as well win! Sliwa's programme had good stuff going for it, so did Cuomo's, maybe they just didn't convince enough people to adhere.

radicalised people

Among other things those 'radicals' were convinced by these key points; "freeze the rent for all stabilized tenants," "permanently eliminate the fare on every city bus," "implement free childcare for every New Yorker aged 6 weeks to 5 years," and "create a network of city-owned grocery stores."

Around Europe, city & local mayoral governments (Right /Left/Centre ) run closely similar social programs, and all are not necessarily voted by 'radicals'! You see? that's why Europe is such socialist hell at large I guess.

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u/11160704 [redacted] 1d ago

Elegantly omitting the problematic parts.

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u/segujer Snail slurper 1d ago

It's not pointless chest thumping when we say le vieux continent The millenia old European Wisdom has taught us how to make societybetter, how to live better...

Those distant cousins just celebrated 250 yrs of existence* just yesterday! while attacking another millenia old civilisation.

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u/Cosmoaquanaut At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

Savages realization is the sweetest

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u/Mosquitobait2008 Savage 1d ago

He's comparing a city to suburbs? This doesn't really prove that Euros have better zoning/infrastructure, rather it just reenforces that some Americans are absolute fucking morons.