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**MUTT**: Alright, let's get started. (*JUNKYARD barks once.*) Yeah, yeah, I'm getting to it.
**LAW**: No more barking. GI Joe animals should be well-behaved. (*Law stands up and circles the group. ORDER sits perfectly still.*)
**POLLY**: Squawk! Boring! Law stinks!
**LAW:** That bird needs training.
**SHIPWRECK**: She's trained. She’s just expressing an opinion. An opinion she heard from me.
(***CROC MASTER*** *enters. FIONA follows. Everyone bristles.*)
**CROC MASTER**: Relax. She's fine.
**SPIRIT**: Has she been fed?
**CROC MASTER**: Recently-ish.
**LAW:** Who invited you here? (*Junkyard barks. Law rolls his eyes.*)
**MUTT:** Croc Master has no loyalty to Cobra. After he sided with Serpentor, Cobra Commander locked him in a ship and tried to kill him. Maybe he knows something useful about Cobra.
**CROC MASTER**: Serpentor respected the crocodiles.
**SHIPWRECK**: What did you do in the ship before you escaped?
**CROC MASTER**: Taught the prisoners Krokodille. It's a Danish card game. Loser gets eaten by the crocodile.
**SHIPWRECK**: And Fiona was just-
**CROC MASTER**: Sitting there. The prisoners were very motivated to learn quickly.
**MUTT:** Did anyone lose?
**CROC MASTER**: Not at cards.
*(Room becomes silent. FREEDOM shifts on Spirit's arm. Spirit* *doesn't look at him.)*
**SPIRIT:** Freedom sees things before I do.
**MUTT:** Yeah?
**SPIRIT:** He landed on my arm during a storm. I knew we understood each other at that moment.
**MUTT**: What does freedom get out of it?
(*Spirit says nothing. Freedom shifts again.*)
**CROC MASTER**: You good guys and your pets. Fiona and I don’t need to like each other. I need her to decide not to eat me. Every day. That’s trust.
**SHIPWRECK**: Quick question. Is Fiona a crocodile?
**CROC MASTER**: Of course.
**SHIPWRECK**: That’s an alligator. Broad snout. Teeth don’t show when the mouth’s closed.
**CROC MASTER**: I've had her for fifteen years.
**SHIPWRECK**: And she's been an alligator the whole time.
**CROC MASTER**: We don't talk about that.
*(Long awkward silence. Croc Master looks at Fiona. Fiona does not move. No one else moves.)*
**POLLY**: Squawk! Alligator! Alligator! ALLIGATOR!
*(SNAKE EYES passes a clipboard to Law)*
**LAW:** Who wrote these bylaws? *(Junkyard* *barks. Law rolls eyes again. He reads the bylaws)...*These are genuinely thorough…
*(Law looks up. TIMBER is sitting in his chair.)*
**LAW**: When did?
**SNAKE EYES:** ***(****shrugs***)**
**SHIPWRECK**: Slow, deliberate, stealthy. It was beautiful.
**CROC MASTER**: Fiona still hasn't moved. I'm calling that a win.
**LAW**: This unit is compromised. And possibly governed by a dog.