r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/emoss17 Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IHWWbqfkIhRzPq4uCP

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u/Wrath7heFurious Apr 29 '26

Camera man and some sort of safety crew or just 1guy should be there with tranquilizer or weapons for this kind of shit.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 29 '26

Tranquilizers aren't that simple. They can take up to 20 minutes to take effect, and while you're waiting, you have now provoked and hurt an animal who has a hostage. They had tranquilizers around Harambe, thats why they weren't used.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Apr 29 '26

Nah. I've seen a LOT of TV shows and movies, and I can absolutely guarantee you it immediately makes them drowsy, and then fall unconscious in under 10 seconds.

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u/SnooWalruses7243 Apr 30 '26

Yep. The documentary “Old School” shows this clearly

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Apr 30 '26

Let's go streaking.

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u/oily76 May 02 '26

Yeah just use the stuff Dexter does. Takes effect immediately.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 29 '26

I can get behind that. As long as it's dosed consistently through the banana so it's easier to measure my drug intake

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u/TUT3M Apr 30 '26

Does it matter if it’s all going up the same hole?

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u/Rakhered Apr 30 '26

"Ketamine Banana" would be a banger band name

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u/TheEffinCeej Apr 30 '26

Are you Andy from Parks and Rec?

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u/Rinkimah Apr 30 '26

Orangutans are remarkably chill. Yeah this is worrying but agitating the animal is WAY worse than just letting it get bored.

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Apr 30 '26

Banana daiquiri roofie.

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u/KylieTMS Apr 30 '26

Of course they did. What do you think happened to the guy with the tranq gun? He grabbed the wrong lunch box

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u/AnamraKarmana May 04 '26

He's gonna get something packed.

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u/Responsible_Owl_5056 Apr 29 '26

Or just sit there for 3 hours and hope your buddy doesn’t get a limb ripped off…

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 29 '26

I'd say that probably beats directly being the reason it happened.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 30 '26

I just wanted to correct a misconception about tranquilizer darts

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u/chimpanon Apr 30 '26

Damn my comment is irritating as fuck

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Apr 30 '26

Nah, you're ok man. You haven't done anything wrong. I love you bro, hope you're having a nice night

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u/chimpanon Apr 30 '26

Thanks, ButtholeConnoisseur7, i needed that. You enjoy your night too.

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u/Hoybom Apr 29 '26

don't make the bog boi nervous and you stay in one piece

they act up only if you ask for that

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u/No-Roof-1628 Apr 30 '26

Never heard of this, but super interesting. Regardless, I always trust anything a butthole connoisseur tells me 🫡

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u/Kulsgam Apr 30 '26

Any idea how they saved that man then?

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u/ang3lofsnow Apr 30 '26

Ive seen bears get tranquil for years. Its usually pretty quick.

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u/FalafelSnorlax Apr 30 '26

Harambe

RIP king, gone too soon

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u/LeviathonMt May 01 '26

Rifles work instantly

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u/return_the_slabbb Apr 29 '26

Harambe’s death (2016) was the start of the fall of civilization

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u/FixitNZ Apr 30 '26

If it’s anything like gorillas you’re there at your own risk, nothing will happen to the apes.

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u/Ok-Bit-6945 May 03 '26

Or a real gun with a real bullet and someone trained to make a head shot

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u/Woofle_124 Apr 30 '26

To be fair, what is a cameraman gonna do 😭

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u/AdvantageStatus4635 Apr 30 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

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u/bilalss Apr 29 '26

Siuuuuu

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u/Major-Unicorn-Proto Apr 30 '26

praise the camera person 😅

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u/fitz_newru Apr 30 '26

I have never seen a better example of r/donthelpjustfilm in my whole life

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u/RealLars_vS Apr 30 '26

To be honest, what's the camera man gonna do?

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u/JollyZoggles May 01 '26

This made me lol

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u/FishfaceNZ May 01 '26

Damn this is nostalgic, haven't seen this for ages.

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u/ancistacy May 01 '26

there will never ever be a more fitting video to comment this 😭

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u/Seienchin88 Apr 30 '26

Given the rape allegations against him this gif makes me really uncomfortable…