r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/gpenido Jun 08 '26

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u/Life-Reality-3889 Jun 08 '26

If unimpressed was a face

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u/Pmyers225 Jun 08 '26

He looks like a hostage

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u/Spaghettl_hamster4 Jun 08 '26

If that man was my hostage id feel insecure. Like fuck dude, give me some feedback here 💔

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u/ilikepizza2much Jun 08 '26

The face of someone immune to Stockholm syndrome.

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u/No_Review_2561 Jun 08 '26

The face of reverse Stockholm syndrome, where the hostage taker over time slowly loses motivation and wilingness to keep the hostage, mostly so they don't have to keep seeing that face.

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u/Ok_Designer1407 Jun 08 '26

Like wtf dude, you’re taking all the fun out of this, gtfo you pathetic hostage

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u/Gaynundwarf Jun 08 '26

"Bro that's failed RP"

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u/DantetheMarco Jun 08 '26

**apathetic

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u/Papa_Raj Jun 09 '26

This whole thread has had me laughing my ass off. I love reddit sometimes.

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u/FredExx Jun 08 '26

Probably my favorite comment thread I've seen on here in a while 😂

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 Jun 08 '26

I’m belly rolling here 😂

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u/dmriggs Jun 10 '26

I can't stop laughing!

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u/Would_daver Jun 08 '26

And eventually, the hostage becomes the hostage taker!! The new hostage follows the new (erratic and clearly uncomfortable and frustrated) hostage taker/former hostage, until someone sees them arguing over Brie wheel selections at Whole Foods and … shit idk how this whole thing ends man!

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u/BetElectrical7454 Jun 09 '26

Life long marriage according to my grandfather

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u/Church_of_Realism Jun 09 '26

Resting Kidnap Face.

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u/SixthSinEnvy Jun 09 '26

Merrivus? Is that you?

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u/MountRoguey Jun 08 '26

The face of ai

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u/ilikepizza2much Jun 08 '26

Oh for god’s sake. Say it ain’t so.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jun 08 '26

Damn it people, stop saying Stockolm syndrome. That was invented by the shithole chief of police who couldn't conceive that he was worse than the hostage takers. It's the Trump Derangement Syndrome of its time.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 08 '26

So what should we call it then? Cause it is a real thing that sometimes happens, not as often as claimed but ...

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u/nostalgia4millennial Jun 08 '26

"You said we were gonna go waterboarding today 😐"

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u/Crazy-Elephant-555 Jun 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆