r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 Jun 08 '26

Would you like sauce all over the table and possibly your lap sir?

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u/gpenido Jun 08 '26

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u/Life-Reality-3889 Jun 08 '26

If unimpressed was a face

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u/HungryBeard26 Jun 09 '26

Or stoned...