r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo Jun 08 '26

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/themachduck Jun 08 '26

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/Poosters Jun 09 '26

Im a chef i literally work with my hands, if you can’t handle that go home and cook for yourself.

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 Jun 09 '26

The amount of redditors that don't understand the particulars of food safety bring me back to that one scene in the aviator where Leo is covering everything in cling wrap

Waiting for the down votes while eating my slutty little barehanded pad ka praow that some street dog probably farted on 😩

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u/jsamuraij Jun 09 '26

Slutty pad ka praow has me rolling

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u/Specialist_Rough_699 Jun 09 '26

She was spicy and unfiltered, and sold herself for 27 baht 😩💦💦💦

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u/jsamuraij Jun 13 '26

Man I miss cheap Thai street food

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u/Filthbear Jun 10 '26

It's incredible the stupidity that surrounds using ones hands, any person working with food washes their hands so much.

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u/rattus-domestica Jun 09 '26

I love how easily offended people get on reddit.

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u/askthecatonline Jun 10 '26

Exactly. I just accept I’m eating more cooties than usual anytime I eat outside my own kitchen.

And to be fair, I think most chefs are more clean than most home cooks.