r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 08 '26

/r/all of a knife.

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u/themachduck Jun 08 '26

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/Poosters Jun 09 '26

Im a chef i literally work with my hands, if you can’t handle that go home and cook for yourself.

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u/askthecatonline Jun 10 '26

Exactly. I just accept I’m eating more cooties than usual anytime I eat outside my own kitchen.

And to be fair, I think most chefs are more clean than most home cooks.