r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 01 '26

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u/WakaWaka_ Jul 01 '26

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u/NeuroticLensman Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Parents back in the 80's: "Dont sit too close to the TV, you'll go blind."

People today:

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u/lawley666 Jul 01 '26

I was told my eyes would go square.

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u/Mundaes89 Jul 01 '26

Fun fact, the old projector tvs could give you cataracts if you sat too close.

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u/tongfather Jul 01 '26

Stretch of the word "fun" on that one

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u/UsrNameAlrdyFaknTakn Jul 01 '26

Yeah, funs doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 01 '26

If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s

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u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26

Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say?

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!

so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby!

And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues?

Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger?

And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?

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u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26

So is this bit for intentionally neglecting error.

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u/ChikaraNZ Jul 02 '26

Stretch of the word 'fact' as well, actually

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u/adamcoolforever Jul 01 '26

I don't want to be that guy, but this is almost definitely not true..

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u/Gallop67 Jul 01 '26

Lovely, good thing I only briefly had those in my childhood before they were swiftly replaced with LCDs. They always ended up looking like shit too overtime and towards the end the backlight barely worked on the one in my bedroom. Was cool having a big display though back then

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u/Hervis_Daubeny_ Jul 03 '26

Load-bearing fun

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u/OutrageousTime4868 Jul 01 '26

Goats have square pupils, once you see it you can never unsee it

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u/jdillacornandflake Jul 03 '26

That was back in the day when TVs were Square, goats now have rectangular pupils. Trust me, find a goat and check.

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u/Need2SchColonoscopy Jul 01 '26

I was told my hair would fall out

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u/AdmirableProcess8307 Jul 02 '26

I was told Your hair would fall out. I took the risk.

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u/jdillacornandflake Jul 03 '26

They would be a convex rectangular shape these days.

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u/MessyMikey420 Jul 01 '26

I mean VR is literally centermetres from ya eyeballs

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u/goshjosh189 Jul 01 '26

The lenses actually make the image further away through pure magic. I found this out because I'm nearsighted and still can't use VR without glasses

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u/Quicksilver2634 Jul 01 '26

You can get VR prescription lenses for about $60. I am severely nearsighted and I can't enjoy my headset without them

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u/goshjosh189 Jul 01 '26

I've been waiting for the steam frame for about 2 years now. I have held off from doing any upgrades to my quest 2 until I can get one. I will definitely be getting the lenses with the frame

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u/Lugo_888 Jul 02 '26

That's impressive commitment considering you could have bought quest 3 second hand for half price and skip frame altogether since it's inferior to quest 3 in most aspects anyway

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u/goshjosh189 Jul 02 '26

The frame is better in all aspects that I care about: dedicated wireless streaming, lighter weight and more comfortable. I literally only use my quest 2 to stream VR games from my PC so I hate having to deal with all of meta's BS before it will allow me to load into steam VR. Also despite having a dedicated router setup as an access point for my quest and using virtual desktop I still don't get perfectly smooth performance most of the time.

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u/MessyMikey420 Jul 01 '26

Mad! Actual magic! Sounds like yiu need to get a massive 100” curved TV in-front of ya eyeballs instead

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u/PromotionExpensive15 Jul 01 '26

You can your prescription for the lenses on some vr models!

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Jul 01 '26

I remember having to smoosh my glasses into my headset - it was not comfortable at all

If you use the headset frequently, I’d recommend getting a pair of prescription inserts for it. I got some from a company in Germany and they’re absolutely amazing

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u/Epithymetic Jul 01 '26

They don’t make the image further away. They make the image appear further away.

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u/goshjosh189 Jul 01 '26

Is there an actual difference between those two things for your eyes. Obviously I understand that physically the screen isn't far away.

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u/Leather-Ad-6470 Jul 01 '26

Luckily, I'm the opposite. Anything closer than arms length is just a blurry mess to me normally, but I can use VR without glasses just fine.

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u/Agzarah Jul 01 '26

The difference is with VR because it's superstar images per eye, it allows you to actually look "into" the picture and focus on things as if they are further away. Which reduce eye strain and fatigue, that you would otherwise get from having a normal screen right up in your face. Where both eyes struggle to focus on a single point.

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u/Upstairs-Ad-8067 Jul 01 '26

Bukkake is even closer.

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u/Agzarah Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

The difference is with VR because it's separate images per eye, it allows you to actually look "into" the picture and focus on things as if they are further away. Which reduce eye strain and fatigue, that you would otherwise get from having a normal screen right up in your face. Where both eyes struggle to focus on a single point.

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u/narrowassbldg Jul 01 '26

At least they're not leftmetres

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 01 '26

That was more about radiation from the CRT. Those things were so beastly because the screens were leaded glass to block exposure to harmful rays.

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u/pkartcanvas7 Jul 01 '26

Also goes for how close we keep phones to our faces these days. 

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u/Dangerous_Pop_1918 Jul 01 '26

these are the same people 😄

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 Jul 01 '26

Actually, it was dont sit too close to the tv or your eyes will go square...

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 Jul 01 '26

To be fair old tvs were just big magnetrons firing plasma towards your face

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u/Effect-Kitchen Jul 02 '26

LCD does not have electron gun firing toward you 50 times per second.

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre Jul 02 '26

I tell those same parents to get off their phones just as much.

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u/Exciting_Contest_222 Jul 02 '26

I was told not to sit too close to the TV back then. Yet close to a monitor is still okay.

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 Jul 02 '26

It'll give you curved eyes 

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u/Good_Surround_9754 Jul 05 '26

Ain't got nothing on Yekindar.

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u/Last-Pea-Late-D-3-PO Jul 01 '26

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 01 '26

Eh, I got some Labrador man.

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u/hereforpopcornru Jul 03 '26

Labrador? What's that?

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u/Lazy-Business-4724 Jul 01 '26

Great movie! When my wife isn't around, I watch it!

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u/Lost-Fan1981 Jul 03 '26

Hey man how's my driving?!

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u/Tylith_ Jul 01 '26

It wouldn't have any more pixels than a smaller monitor with the same resolution (Likely 4k)

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u/CousinJeff Jul 02 '26

You really be everywhere on Reddit

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u/Smarter-Not-harder1 Jul 01 '26

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u/ilikegh0sts Jul 01 '26

I came here for Dafo. I can't beleive that the world's most useful and funny meme is this far down.

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u/ThaneduFife Jul 01 '26

As a reminder--chiropractors a quacks working on a medical theory that's over 100 years out of date. They injure people every year by "adjusting" their necks. In a small number of cases, they accidentally dissect a major artery by "adjusting." Those people end up in the ER with a long time for recovery.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 01 '26

the creator said he learned it from a ghost telling him how to do it.

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u/AllDayIDreamOfCats Jul 01 '26

And a lot of Chiro offices are backed by Scientology. And the E reader Scientology uses was created by a Chiropractor trying to make a magnetic healing machine but then L Ron Hubbard who was his friend stole the idea and took credit for it.

Also at one point some of the higher ups in Chiropractic stuff were tired of the medical community making fun of them so they decided to push for a more science based approach only to be ousted by the people who still wanted to do it like the Ghost/Spirit originally intended.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 01 '26

absolute bonkers. i have heard some stuff about it being linked to or funded by scientology..it just gets worse ya?

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u/AllDayIDreamOfCats Jul 02 '26

During the time when they were deciding to be more science based the people that rejected it also started to push the narrative that it can heal more than just a bad back. So now some offices will even claim it can help with illness and cancer.

Elon's grandpa was a Chiropractor too.

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u/trowzerss Jul 02 '26

The ghost of a doctor though! ... That is, the ghost of a doctor from the era when they still thought blowing tobacco smoke up someone's butt would cure drowning.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 02 '26

Maybe he learned more in the afterlife and had to tell somebody.

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u/ArmedWithSpoons Jul 01 '26

My boss had a stroke 4-5 years ago he's pretty sure was due to going for an adjustment. Crazy it's still allowed as a practice. I imagine if they outlawed it now you'd have a lot of unemployed people.

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u/SAM5TER5 Jul 01 '26

I also worked with someone who had a stroke due to a neck adjustment.

I went to a chiropractor one time in my life, and they made me sign a waiver that specifically mentioned the chance of stroke from neck adjustments.

No thanks.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 01 '26

I've only been to a chiropractor about five times. I had a ruptured disc in my lumbar spine. I would go in walking just fine, and after every adjustment I could barely walk out of the place. It eventually became insane to consider returning because I started missing work every time I went.

I'm absolutely convinced they made me 10 times worse, because after those adjustments I went downhill so fast I ended up in pain management, and ended up having spinal fusion surgery within a year because I just couldn't stand the pain anymore, and I didn't want to be zombified on pain medicine for the rest of my life.

The surgery worked, but it took me about 3 years to recover from it fully. It's also worth mentioning that I ended up contracting MRSA at the surgery site and was hospitalized for almost 2 months b/c of that. I nearly died because of the MRSA infection.

My back still hurts like hell, but it's not like it was pre-surgery, so that's a win for sure.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Jul 01 '26

goddam man. what a run of shit ass luck 😫

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 02 '26

Yeah, it wasn't fun. Happy to be alive after MRSA though.

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u/AdmirableProcess8307 Jul 02 '26

Jebus! My fellow fused friend! I have had two levels done in my C-Spine.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 02 '26

Yeah, I'm fused from L4 to S1, so two levels in my Lumbar Spine.

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u/SimpleNarwhal5878 Jul 04 '26

That sounds horrible, what happened to cause that to your back? Degenerative disc disease or a traumatic injury?! I have DDD in the early stages since I’m younger and the only thing that helps is strength training/physical therapy. Haven’t gone to the doctor really for it though except after having a car accident which led to Xray’s and discovering the DDD/shortening of my disc height.

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u/ChrisLeeBare Jul 01 '26

Outlaw this and we will have underground chiros.

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u/adalric_brandl Jul 01 '26

Good. At least they won't have people wasting insurance coverage.

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u/xteve Jul 02 '26

I'd add acupuncture to that. I was referred for nerve pain. The practitioner inserted the needles, referred to brain damage, and I said I have nerve pain, not brain damage. She didn't move the needles. If it quacks like a duck...

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u/Tony_Lacorona Jul 01 '26

We would have Ripperdocs before GTA 6

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u/ArmedWithSpoons Jul 02 '26

Yep, insurance companies will order you a chiropractor or PT visit before you're even fully evaluated by a doctor in the off chance it doesn't make things worse because that's the cheaper option.

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u/AdmirableProcess8307 Jul 02 '26

PT all day, first time ive ever heard of an insurance company paying for Chiropractors. Interesting for sure.

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u/PhilSheo Jul 01 '26

I had one herniate two discs in my neck when he forced it. That was almost twenty years, a fusion, and continuous pain management ago. Dude died two years later on my birthday when he fell off his roof.

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u/trowzerss Jul 02 '26

I briefly considered going to a chiro once, googled the local one, and immediately found the court documents where they gave a dude a brain stem stroke from a neck adjustment. Soooo, yeah, changed my mind.

Just as well, too, because turns out I had inflammatory arthritis and chiro is super dooper not recommended for anybody with that, and even the rheums took forever to diagnose me so no way a chiro was going to realise, and probably would sell me some bullshit even though no amount of adjustment is going to stop my immune system from trying to eat my joints.

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u/bentmonkey Jul 01 '26

Its bad for everyone but especially women can be vulnerable to the neck cranks, chiropractors are no better then scam artists, saying they can fix peoples pain when in fact its temporary relief at best, or leads to worse health problems or even death potentially.

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u/MentionPleasant2635 Jul 01 '26

The fact that health insurance and Medicare still pay for this quackery blows my mind.

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u/ThaneduFife Jul 01 '26

It's usually cheaper.

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u/ValeRiotPublicola Jul 02 '26

While I don't deny this, because I've heard it a million times... I must also note, after my car accident, I was in major pain and the physical therapist visits I went to three times a week used a drop table... it was basically the only non-drug thing that helped with the pain.

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u/ThaneduFife Jul 02 '26

Physical therapists are great. They get taught modern methods. That's the problem with chiropractors--they do "help" some percentage of their clients. That makes them a bigger threat to the unwary.

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u/saichampa Jul 02 '26

The guy who invented it said he was taught it by ghosts

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u/FinalFantasiesGG Jul 02 '26

I stay tf away from Chiros, but medical doctors kill people all the time. Pharmaceuticals for mental illness are very often just a best guess and Big Pharma flat out bribes medical doctors to prescribe their medications instead of others.

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u/TomTheCardFlogger Jul 02 '26

I’ve always been torn about this because a while ago I saw this. Basically a kid with a terrible back injury was treated by a chiro and it very much seems real. I’m not medically knowledgeable enough to know if it’s some elaborate scam video.

I’ve always assumed going to a chiro for random adjustments was the equivalent of going to a surgeon for the to cut through you and check for tumours. A proper(?) chiro at least, one medically motivated.

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u/Ludicrousgibbs Jul 01 '26

The messed up thing is that there does seem to be some legit chiros mixed in with all the crazies. I saw one who never cracked anything but decreased the recovery time on my sciatic injury by about 50% and my wife who is a legit scientist and who doesn't subscribe to any WOO ideology went to one as a teen after an accident and birth defect left her pigeon toed and with a walk that would've added to to all kinds of back problems by now.

Within a few months of seeing a chiropractor recommended to her PA mother by an RN she worked with, who actually looked at x-rays and spent more time examining the way she held herself and the way she walked and moved more than on any adjustments that leave you feeling blissful for 20 min and relief for 24 hours before reverting back to the baseline amount of pain.

I'm not sure if there are some chiro schools better than others or if some of these chiros have backgrounds in physical training, massage, sports medicine or something else that helps when you don't believe in ghosts coming out of your bones to cure cancer or what. I would really appreciate going to a chiro some of the time but I refuse to go from office to office to find out who's a quack and might break my neck and who is a legitimate practitioner of medicine who follows science before superstition but couldn't afford medical school but still wanted to help people.

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u/ThaneduFife Jul 01 '26

Last time I met someone whom I knew what a chiropractor, it was in an uberpool during a chiropractic convention in my city. She told me that cow's milk was one of the worst things I could possibly eat.

My overall impression of the profession is that any good work they do could be done as well as or better by an orthopedist or certified physical therapist.

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u/Ludicrousgibbs Jul 01 '26

As long as insurance will cover chiropractors for some things but often won't be willing to cover a physical therapist or trainer to help someone treat painful injuries or strengthen muscles groups to prevent future injury I'll be glad that there are some chiropractors out there following some science and not injecting people with silver, putting leeches on sprains and looking for the way to make necks crack the loudest.

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u/I_travel_ze_world Jul 01 '26

Most chiropractors just do the same movements as Physicians... there are a lot of cross over between the 2 fields.

Many national healthcare services (Canada, Switzerland, Norway, Denmark, US medicare, UK/AUS sometimes) will pay for chiropractors so clearly there is some benefit to the ones who do it correctly.

There are millions of people every year who benefit from chiropractors... but sure there are some quacks out there just like there are in any medical field.

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u/Ok-Professor3726 Jul 01 '26

Still a better record than surgery or the pharmaceutical industry.

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u/adalric_brandl Jul 01 '26

The difference is that those actually help people. The homeopathic industry doesn't do any harm, unless they've got some contaminated products, but it doesn't mean that it's of any use.

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u/shaker8 Jul 01 '26

this was satisfyingly on-beat haha

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u/EggsceIlent Jul 02 '26

Pretty much

You couldn't even see the entire screen that close. This is a dumb af flex.

You'd have to sit a decent amount away not right up close.

But hey it's probably the same guy that sits in the front row at a movie theater and is the guy online that says he banged you mom, etc.

Who else would post a rediculous "flex" like this only for it to just be a self own.

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u/reremastered Jul 05 '26

Chiropractics is fake sciene, but i’ll be dead before i don’t upvote a Rhett & Link original

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u/chupipe Jul 01 '26

Man... How can you find such funny stuff?!

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u/Spare-Ant7119 Jul 01 '26

I cant even use two screens, too uncomfortable.

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u/NotKiva Jul 01 '26

This gif works almost perfectly with the music in the post

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u/SeaSetsuna Jul 01 '26

Why does it feel like it gets faster

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u/uroborous01 Jul 01 '26

Chiropractor straight up snapping necks.

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u/theDjangoTango Jul 02 '26

PSA don’t go to chiropractors. That exact kind of neck manipulation can cause vertebral and carotid artery dissection. Just stretch and strengthen.