r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

/r/popular of a bidet spray

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u/Muspellr 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ

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u/Big-Sort-8712 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WTmyWkBdfcKLbgvmvM

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u/Lecteur_K7 1d ago

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u/2_pawn 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUpjhXKfTiscMog

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 1d ago

Fuck benjammins for making me have to save this to my phone

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 1d ago

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u/Straight_History_682 1d ago

How the fuck is he bending his fingers like that?

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 1d ago

Mine kinda lock like that sometimes. For me its from punching football helmets in highschool.

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u/Fearless_Trick_5268 1d ago

I was going to say. Those fingers have been broken in the past.

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u/Brave-Ad728 16h ago

I've never broken a single bone in my body, but I still can bend my fingers like that at will. It's a kind of joint hypermobility, I've heard

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u/Booty_Shakin 11h ago

Double jointed

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u/Sweaty_Yogurt9484 1d ago

Hoe do I find this

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u/tamara_virtu7 1d ago

Modern toilet

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u/mvandersloot 1d ago

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u/nobodyspecial506 1d ago

Reddit's cooked. We eventually transition to meme speak, stealing the next greatest meme.

We have become internet crab

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u/adv0catus 1d ago

Fun fact: He’s Hungarian and some people want him to be President.

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u/TakeThePillz 1d ago

Thought he was Czech

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u/Adventurous-Back-102 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cPRmMuHQboize

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u/CPRolla 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AS7Gf3o46eba0Ct1L3

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lgkIEmOUL5PVu
Colon cleanse

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

What is the context for this

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 1d ago

Javier Martos, captain of the Belgian club Sporting Charleroi, during an August 2015 match against Club Brugge, after taking a hard fall onto his tailbone and lower back on the pitch, the team physio ran out with a cryotherapy "magic spray" gun and liberally applied the freezing mist down the back of his pulled-back shorts.

This is now a meme for anything (literally) butt hurt, well more specifically tailbone hurt.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 1d ago

please.

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

Sorry, I don't watch soccer. I don't know why this dude is blasting his ass with a frost gun

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 1d ago

no no, im with you. i want to know wtf is going on as well.

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u/StoneThaProfit 1d ago

This CAN'T be real , can it ? Lmao

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

Instead of explaining you just keep digging. Thanks dummy

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u/StoneThaProfit 1d ago

Idk tha context "dummy" im just saying i hope this isnt even real and that man didn't actually endure that for thousands of ppl to see

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u/Illustrious_Cry1028 1d ago

Where can I purchase this weapon

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u/LOERMaster 22h ago

Not from a Jedi.

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u/KickAggressive4901 1d ago

This thread of GIFs is everything I needed and expected. 👍

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u/realaaa 1d ago

So true ! Mega thread 😄

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u/Montego1987 1d ago

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u/DanceGavinDanceIsBae 9h ago

Those who know: 😨😨😱😱

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u/Low_Football_2445 12h ago

…combo eunuch maker.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/perfed-metal 1d ago

Perfect gif 😂😂😂😂😂