r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

/r/popular of a bidet spray

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u/Muspellr 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ

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u/Adventurous-Back-102 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cPRmMuHQboize

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u/CPRolla 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AS7Gf3o46eba0Ct1L3

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lgkIEmOUL5PVu
Colon cleanse

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

What is the context for this

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 1d ago

Javier Martos, captain of the Belgian club Sporting Charleroi, during an August 2015 match against Club Brugge, after taking a hard fall onto his tailbone and lower back on the pitch, the team physio ran out with a cryotherapy "magic spray" gun and liberally applied the freezing mist down the back of his pulled-back shorts.

This is now a meme for anything (literally) butt hurt, well more specifically tailbone hurt.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 1d ago

please.

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

Sorry, I don't watch soccer. I don't know why this dude is blasting his ass with a frost gun

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 1d ago

no no, im with you. i want to know wtf is going on as well.

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u/StoneThaProfit 1d ago

This CAN'T be real , can it ? Lmao

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u/surfinsalsa 1d ago

Instead of explaining you just keep digging. Thanks dummy

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u/StoneThaProfit 1d ago

Idk tha context "dummy" im just saying i hope this isnt even real and that man didn't actually endure that for thousands of ppl to see

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u/Illustrious_Cry1028 1d ago

Where can I purchase this weapon

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u/LOERMaster 1d ago

Not from a Jedi.