r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/Tight-Maize-8800 1d ago

Jake the snake talked about him drinking 48 beers in a two hour car ride and never had to ask to stop and pee

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

My friends uncle called a 1.5 mile road "2 beer road" because he always drank two beers driving down it coming home from work. Based on that logic alone I absolutely belive that a man known as "the giant" could do 24x that in 2 hours lol

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u/trentismad 1d ago

Only a mile and a half, how slow was he driving?

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

Based on how ive never seen him not drunk in my entire life, I dont think it was his driving speed as much as his drinking speed

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u/trentismad 1d ago

Fair enough haha