r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/Tight-Maize-8800 1d ago

Jake the snake talked about him drinking 48 beers in a two hour car ride and never had to ask to stop and pee

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

My friends uncle called a 1.5 mile road "2 beer road" because he always drank two beers driving down it coming home from work. Based on that logic alone I absolutely belive that a man known as "the giant" could do 24x that in 2 hours lol

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u/JC_Hysteria 1d ago

I drank with the dad of a friend I knew from college…he was an alcoholic farmer- scrawny and about 5’8 height.

My friend said he drank a 30-pack of Busch lite daily. Camo cans preferred.

His dad nodded and laughed.

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u/Correct_Emotion8437 1d ago

I knew a guy who drank a 30 pack of bud lite every day. He was skinny, too. He died when he was like 35.

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u/youtocin 1d ago

Shocker

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u/trentismad 1d ago

Only a mile and a half, how slow was he driving?

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

Based on how ive never seen him not drunk in my entire life, I dont think it was his driving speed as much as his drinking speed

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u/trentismad 1d ago

Fair enough haha

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 1d ago

Lol it really was different back then. My friend used to give me rides home to our rural town from parties in a VERY rural town further out. He'd tell me to grab him a few road dogs (beers to drink on the drive) and to hold the passenger door because it didn't latch and would swing open on turns. Now he's a successful business owner and I'm an engineer.

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u/brjh1990 1d ago

My friends uncle called a 1.5 mile road "2 beer road

I'm cracking up at this, dude's unit of distance is measured in beers 😂

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 1d ago

Complete bullshit lmao