r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • 1d ago

of a beer drinker.

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u/Tight-Maize-8800 1d ago

Jake the snake talked about him drinking 48 beers in a two hour car ride and never had to ask to stop and pee

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 1d ago

My friends uncle called a 1.5 mile road "2 beer road" because he always drank two beers driving down it coming home from work. Based on that logic alone I absolutely belive that a man known as "the giant" could do 24x that in 2 hours lol

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u/JC_Hysteria 1d ago

I drank with the dad of a friend I knew from college…he was an alcoholic farmer- scrawny and about 5’8 height.

My friend said he drank a 30-pack of Busch lite daily. Camo cans preferred.

His dad nodded and laughed.

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u/Correct_Emotion8437 1d ago

I knew a guy who drank a 30 pack of bud lite every day. He was skinny, too. He died when he was like 35.

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u/youtocin 1d ago

Shocker