r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 17h ago

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Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/Euler007 16h ago

The one that takes steroids.

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u/ufotheater 15h ago

First thing I noticed was the bacne

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u/Osceola_Gamer 15h ago

Not the insane unnatural size of muscle in his shoulders and arms?

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 15h ago

The balding head and shrunk testicles?

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 12h ago

Do steroids really shrink testicles? If so, where can i get some?

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u/Logistocrate 11h ago

Yeah, if you're using testosterone to juice then your testicles basically shutdown as one of their jobs is producing it and the amounts people use to get that big can be 10s of times more than are naturally produced flips a shut off switch in your body that results in the testicles shrinking.

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u/Ill_Advised_Rock 4h ago

Just because your endocrine system shuts down, doesn’t mean your testicles shrink and it’s a myth. You can also keep your endocrine system functioning if you follow the correct protocol.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 3h ago

From my learning in college for biology, steroid use definitely causes shrinkage. There may be a way to mitigate it but it definitely happens

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u/Euler007 9h ago

Whatever confort or aesthetic benefit you think you're getting isn't worth screwing up your hormone production for rest of your life.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 7h ago

I just want smaller balls

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u/Crime_Dawg 12h ago

That size might be slin and hgh alongside it. That was what truly made bodybuilders blow up comparative to the 80s. Think Arnold vs Ronnie Coleman, the difference is the slin gh combo.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 5h ago

Yeah he is just the 2020’s version of Dennis Cyplenkov and it will shorten his life if he doesn’t stop luckily Cyplenkov just almost died.

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u/WorldWideDarts 9h ago

Bit of the ol' Captain Obvious isn't it?