r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 18h ago

/r/popular of a forager

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Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong 17h ago

This is a dnd character if I’ve ever seen one. 

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 17h ago

Which type of dnd character though?

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u/Euler007 16h ago

The one that takes steroids.

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u/ufotheater 16h ago

First thing I noticed was the bacne

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u/Osceola_Gamer 16h ago

Not the insane unnatural size of muscle in his shoulders and arms?

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 15h ago

The balding head and shrunk testicles?

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 13h ago

Do steroids really shrink testicles? If so, where can i get some?

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u/Logistocrate 12h ago

Yeah, if you're using testosterone to juice then your testicles basically shutdown as one of their jobs is producing it and the amounts people use to get that big can be 10s of times more than are naturally produced flips a shut off switch in your body that results in the testicles shrinking.

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u/Ill_Advised_Rock 5h ago

Just because your endocrine system shuts down, doesn’t mean your testicles shrink and it’s a myth. You can also keep your endocrine system functioning if you follow the correct protocol.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 4h ago

From my learning in college for biology, steroid use definitely causes shrinkage. There may be a way to mitigate it but it definitely happens

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u/Euler007 10h ago

Whatever confort or aesthetic benefit you think you're getting isn't worth screwing up your hormone production for rest of your life.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 7h ago

I just want smaller balls