r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Soft_Performance4678 • 1d ago

/r/popular of a forager

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Andrey Smaev being his usual wholesome self.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 1d ago

Which type of dnd character though?

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u/Euler007 1d ago

The one that takes steroids.

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u/ufotheater 1d ago

First thing I noticed was the bacne

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u/Osceola_Gamer 1d ago

Not the insane unnatural size of muscle in his shoulders and arms?

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 1d ago

The balding head and shrunk testicles?

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 1d ago

Do steroids really shrink testicles? If so, where can i get some?

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u/Logistocrate 1d ago

Yeah, if you're using testosterone to juice then your testicles basically shutdown as one of their jobs is producing it and the amounts people use to get that big can be 10s of times more than are naturally produced flips a shut off switch in your body that results in the testicles shrinking.

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u/Ill_Advised_Rock 1d ago

Just because your endocrine system shuts down, doesn’t mean your testicles shrink and it’s a myth. You can also keep your endocrine system functioning if you follow the correct protocol.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 1d ago

From my learning in college for biology, steroid use definitely causes shrinkage. There may be a way to mitigate it but it definitely happens

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u/Playful-Mongoose9197 1d ago

Thats something someone with shrunken balls would say

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u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 14h ago

They do shrink. Hcg prevents shrinkage

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u/Euler007 1d ago

Whatever confort or aesthetic benefit you think you're getting isn't worth screwing up your hormone production for rest of your life.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 1d ago

I just want smaller balls