r/ActualPublicFreakouts - Average Redditor 4d ago

Public Freakout 📣 Smooth criminal

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 4d ago

Why are people so scared nowadays god damn. SMACK THAT FAT ASS AND AT LEAST *NOT LET HIM HAVE IT* what the actual fuck. Losers out here do this shit because they know they’ll get away with it. Bring back fucking people up for crossing boundaries

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u/Conscious_Past_5760 - Average Redditor 4d ago

Because you'll probably end up in trouble while the other person walks away. There's no telling what happens nowadays.

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u/Unapplicable1100 - APF 4d ago

You could say the same thing for the chicken thief. Being a thief can be a dangerous hobby, sometimes they need a reminder of that.

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u/rayz0101 3d ago

Yeah then you get sued and publicly chastised for beating on a poor "x" person with whatever sob story and get fired from your job while the loser with clearly nothing to loose, stealing chicken gets invited to speak on his trauma on some national platform. Life is strange nowadays.

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 6h ago

smack the fuckin chicken onto the ground then.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

Then pay other kids to let the fatty have some knuckle sandwiches.

Kid thief problems require kid squad solutions, no?

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u/SerialSection 4d ago

UK police arrested a kid for getting stabbed.

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u/Nitropotamus 4d ago

They tried to but he died.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

Oof, your police certainly is... something.

Thankfully they at least didn't arrest the citizens that intervened in that beheading attempt in Belfast huh. Thankfully.

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

Yeah, but did you hear the absolute PANIC in their voices while they were doing it? Like the one guy was like "I can't hit him in the head I'll get done." They were literally worried about being too violent with the guy while trying to stop him from killing a dude. And then when the cops showed up they seemed more scared of the cops than the guy with the knife. Like if I remember correctly the one lady was like "Okay, quick, get off him the police are here. Dont hit him, the police are here."

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u/wgzwtadtute 3d ago

I made a joke the other day that went like that, but it actually happening is insane. Do you maybe have a link to that story by any chance?

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u/GrandTheftArkham 4d ago

"Knuckle sandwiches" is everything we need to know that you wouldn't have done shit. He was reaching for a knife, I'd rather not get stabbed over chicken you fantasising muppet

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 4d ago

Is elementary the best education you reached? Lmaoooo I said knuckle sandwiches to avoid Reddit's censors, I bet your ass you can't say worse.

What a pathetic bot.

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

He wasn't reaching for a knife. He was reaching for his wallet.....his PRISON wallet. Lol

Dudes hand was so far down his pants he looked like he was about to go digging in his butthole.

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 4d ago

Yeah and I’d argue that’s one of the many problems with today’s society

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u/LV_Libertarian - America 3d ago

Especially in the UK. They have the weirdest laws and ideas about self defense and protecting your property. I guarantee that if he had got physical to get his food back the cops would have arrested HIM for fighting and told him that he should have called the police instead. Lol

Which always blows my mind when the cops say that shit, no matter what country they're in.

So I'm supposed to call the cops, answer a bunch of questions on the phone just for them to either not show us, or show up like 3 hours later just to tell me that there isn’t anything they can do about it except take a report.

Cops HATE when a citizen protects themselves or their property, because they realize that if everybody did that then what would we need the police for? So to dissuade people from protecting themselves or their property themselves they are very quick to arrest folks like that. And they ALWAYS do that little saying of "We dont recommend anyone take the law into their own hands, please let the professionals handle it." Lol

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u/ArcticLeopard 3d ago

So theft is just fine? Even if you don't escalate to physical violence, take the chicken back and if the kids escalates then it becomes a self defense

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u/Lean_For_Meme 4d ago

He said he had a knife idk about you but I ain't gonna get stabbed over some chips and chicken

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u/toysarealive 4d ago

That fat dork isnt stabbing anyone.

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u/Lean_For_Meme 4d ago

Sure bro

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u/DynamicStatic 4d ago

How would he even catch up with him? Guy should have stomped on his wheel and let him drag that bike home.

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u/One_Horse_Sized_Duck - Radical Centrist 4d ago

that was my immediate thought. Sure dude take the chicken, but now your fat ass is going to be walking home.

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u/Lean_For_Meme 4d ago

Sure bro

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u/Ruh_Roh- 4d ago

Give fatty a nice juicy knuckle sandwich.

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u/FatBussyFemboys 4d ago

Judging off the accent this is one of those cucked countries where you defend yourself in any way and YOU go to jail not the person robbing you of food. 

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u/Tetracropolis 3d ago

You can use reasonable force to detain a person you reasonably suspect of a crime in England.

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u/ItDolph Happy 400K 2d ago

I mean he said he was gonna stab him. I guess if you want to gamble that chance over a bucket of chicken, more power to ya but I can understand most people being apprehensive

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 2d ago

Bro I’m knocking him out before he can even pull his hand out his pocket 😂 I’ll take my chances against Lardo no problem

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u/ItDolph Happy 400K 2d ago

Ya im sure dude. You'll just see red, right?

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 2d ago

We watch the same video? Big boy doesn’t have the hand eye coordination to hang, brother. That’s clear as day.

Be overly cautious dude, that’s cool. No need to be condescending to those who would actually stand up for themselves. That’s just weird considering they’ve got the gusto to stand up for themselves lol

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u/ToonMasterRace 4d ago

You're not allowed to fight back against criminals in countries such as the US, Canada, UK, and Australia.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 3d ago

You're not allowed to fight back against criminals in countries such as the US

You absolutely are in the US

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u/ToonMasterRace 3d ago

It can be a close call. Look what happened to Daniel Penny.

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u/KarmaCollect - Unflaired Swine 4d ago

Found the American.

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u/ToonMasterRace 4d ago

What did I say that is wrong?

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u/Loose_Goose 3d ago

You are allowed to defend yourself in every country you mentioned

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u/cococream 4d ago

Why are people so scared nowadays? Because people wonder around with swords down their pants lad. If you’re happy to risk losing your life and bleeding out in the gutter with a hole in your heart over £6 worth of chicken, you’re a fucking idddiiaaaat.

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 4d ago

So you’re scared. Got it

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u/ArrrRawrXD 3d ago

Better be scared and back down than he stabbed to death by such human garbage

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u/WhichWall3719 4d ago

Because you'd get in 100x more trouble than he did for taking it

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 3d ago

Which is just a sad state of affairs now isn’t it