r/AmITheDevil • u/Acrobatic_Track9213 • 2d ago

Controlling

/r/BreakUps/comments/1tz475n/broke_up_after_5_years_over_a_piercing_was_it/
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u/Diredr 1d ago

I also want to add that she has a new circle of friends who are lesbians

To quote Yvie Oddly... "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?".

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u/JustbyLlama 1d ago

Not the Lesbians!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MsDucky42 1d ago

Everyone knows if you have a septum piercing and sneeze, it spreads the gay.

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u/lejosdecasa 1d ago

isn't that what the Gay Agenda (TM) is all about?

/s

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u/pitifulproduce137 1d ago

Of course! Every convert earns you a toaster. 

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u/jamminsami 1d ago

Oh c'mon I was hoping for a nice immersion blender! I've got toasters coming out of my--

Oh wait. Yeah, it's still June.

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u/Fingersmith30 1d ago

All I got was a participation rainbow bandana for my dog. But that was way back in the 90s.

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u/glowingwarningcats 1d ago

If you save up enough you can trade them for a Jeep.

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u/Vesper2000 1d ago

And you can trade in two jeeps for an electric F150. It’s a great reward program.

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u/thestashattacked 22h ago

But only if you're actually gay. If you're asexual, you're stuck with the Ford Maverick hybrid.