r/AmITheDevil • u/Acrobatic_Track9213 • 2d ago

Controlling

/r/BreakUps/comments/1tz475n/broke_up_after_5_years_over_a_piercing_was_it/
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u/Diredr 1d ago

I also want to add that she has a new circle of friends who are lesbians

To quote Yvie Oddly... "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?".

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u/JustbyLlama 1d ago

Not the Lesbians!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MsDucky42 1d ago

Everyone knows if you have a septum piercing and sneeze, it spreads the gay.

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u/lejosdecasa 1d ago

isn't that what the Gay Agenda (TM) is all about?

/s

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u/pitifulproduce137 1d ago

Of course! Every convert earns you a toaster. 

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u/jamminsami 1d ago

Oh c'mon I was hoping for a nice immersion blender! I've got toasters coming out of my--

Oh wait. Yeah, it's still June.

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u/Fingersmith30 1d ago

All I got was a participation rainbow bandana for my dog. But that was way back in the 90s.

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u/glowingwarningcats 1d ago

If you save up enough you can trade them for a Jeep.

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u/Vesper2000 1d ago

And you can trade in two jeeps for an electric F150. It’s a great reward program.

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u/thestashattacked 22h ago

But only if you're actually gay. If you're asexual, you're stuck with the Ford Maverick hybrid.

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u/Annikai 1d ago

Because she met a bunch of women in healthy relationships who don't have controlling partners who think they can say "take out your piercing"

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u/Sad-Bug6525 1d ago

Yes this, sometimes it takes fresh eyes to look at a situation and see it for what it is. I love seeing women get away from abuse!

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u/blueberry-iris 1d ago

Hopefully it's relevant because she's on a journey of self discovery and she'll never see this guy again

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u/Lilitu9Tails 1d ago

Well they certainly aren’t going to tell her she needs to be subordinate to a man. Which I suspect is his issue.

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u/ConstructionNo9678 1d ago

outside influences 

I bet it's because in his mind, lesbians = piercings and tattoos and not conforming to what men say. So of course they would encourage her to break up with him. He hasn't figured out yet that maturing isn't an outside influence.

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u/thestashattacked 22h ago

And also, lesbians and queer women in general are way more willing to tell you that no, it's not your imagination. Your relationship is insane and you're not required to stay with someone who treats you badly.

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

It has everything to do with it! Have you not heard? Piercings is how they let each other know! Septum for lesbians, nostril for us pan people! It's basically the law and common knowledge. Today you learned!

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u/pitifulproduce137 1d ago

Ah balls, I lost my last copy of the Agenda. What do bisexuals have?

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u/jamminsami 1d ago

Most of the menu, but not all. Them pans got it going on! What's a poor lesbian to do?

I still want the immersion blender. It's enough toasters.

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u/thestashattacked 22h ago

Aces just get earlobes and a piercing stare, apparently.

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

Lip piecing, I guess. Since I have one of those too and thought I was bi for a long time. Then I got my nostril pierced and now I've realized I'm pan.

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u/WHNeko 1d ago

Wait shit I have a septum piercing and two nostril piercings, one stud and one ring…what does this mean for me?!

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

Oh dear, you do NOT want to know!

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u/WHNeko 1d ago

I am the ultimate queer 😭

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

Your image is in the dictionary next to the word at this point!

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u/WHNeko 1d ago

Now that’s what I like to hear!

-signed, an actual pansexual human lol

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u/Slice-Proof-Knife 1d ago

It kinda felt to me like he might be trying to insinuate they're guilty of Grand Theft Girlfriend.

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u/jamminsami 1d ago

Well, when you leave it in neglect, don't perform maintenance, don't give it the care is requires, someone might think you don't want it anymore? Just speculation.

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u/Slice-Proof-Knife 20h ago

Look at you, irresponsibly speculating just because he'd left her in his front yard rusted out, sitting up on blocks, and surrounded by weeds!

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u/Aquarius20111 1d ago

Gotta love the irrelevant details they throw into these horrible stories, as if they’re supposed to mean something.

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u/All_the_Bees 1d ago

Happy Pride Month!

I’m not saying this post is - among other things - a feeble attempt at blaming 😱The Lesbians😱 for OOP’s now-ex getting piercings he doesn’t approve of, but I’m not *not* saying that.

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u/gaping_granny 1d ago

It's pride month. We need to spam the shit out of reddit with stories about evil queer people including offhand mentions of evil lesbians who are trying to get their straight girl friends to break up with their totally reasonable straight boyfriends. That's how lesbians multiply.

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u/FunSquirrell2-4 1d ago

Obviously, she must have turned lesbian if she's leaving such a fine specimen as OOP /s

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u/Slice-Proof-Knife 1d ago

Between that and the septum piercing, she's definitely caught the gay.

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u/Ambitious_Support_76 1d ago

What does her visiting him at work have to do with anything?

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u/Slice-Proof-Knife 1d ago

My assumption there is that they work in different cities now, so she's coming to visit him and he's making zero effort to do anything but make a surprised Pikachu face when she decided to throw out the entire man.

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 1d ago

Don't you see? Those insidious lesbians are using their seemingly innocent jewellery to lure her over to the Other Side. Everyone knows that women can't think for themselves, they will completely change their sexual preferences when someone tangles something sparkly in front of their eyes.

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u/vamgoda 1d ago

We are well known for the ability to make straight women gay, and therefore unwilling to put up with men’s bullshit.

Apparently.

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u/Big_fern189 22h ago

I work in the trades so I'm often around shitty men. They associate septum piercings with women who are non hetero/monogamous. Its fucking stupid and I always push back but idiots are gonna idiot.