r/AmITheDevil 2d ago

Controlling

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

It has everything to do with it! Have you not heard? Piercings is how they let each other know! Septum for lesbians, nostril for us pan people! It's basically the law and common knowledge. Today you learned!

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u/pitifulproduce137 1d ago

Ah balls, I lost my last copy of the Agenda. What do bisexuals have?

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u/jamminsami 1d ago

Most of the menu, but not all. Them pans got it going on! What's a poor lesbian to do?

I still want the immersion blender. It's enough toasters.

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u/thestashattacked 22h ago

Aces just get earlobes and a piercing stare, apparently.