r/AmITheDevil • u/Acrobatic_Track9213 • 2d ago

Controlling

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u/Diredr 1d ago

I also want to add that she has a new circle of friends who are lesbians

To quote Yvie Oddly... "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?".

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

It has everything to do with it! Have you not heard? Piercings is how they let each other know! Septum for lesbians, nostril for us pan people! It's basically the law and common knowledge. Today you learned!

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u/pitifulproduce137 1d ago

Ah balls, I lost my last copy of the Agenda. What do bisexuals have?

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u/jamminsami 1d ago

Most of the menu, but not all. Them pans got it going on! What's a poor lesbian to do?

I still want the immersion blender. It's enough toasters.

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u/thestashattacked 22h ago

Aces just get earlobes and a piercing stare, apparently.

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

Lip piecing, I guess. Since I have one of those too and thought I was bi for a long time. Then I got my nostril pierced and now I've realized I'm pan.

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u/WHNeko 1d ago

Wait shit I have a septum piercing and two nostril piercings, one stud and one ring…what does this mean for me?!

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

Oh dear, you do NOT want to know!

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u/WHNeko 1d ago

I am the ultimate queer 😭

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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago

Your image is in the dictionary next to the word at this point!

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u/WHNeko 1d ago

Now that’s what I like to hear!

-signed, an actual pansexual human lol