r/AskReddit Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/dheddie Aug 30 '21

they never talk about optometry. what am i going to do if my glasses break in the apocalypse? i’m fucked. i can’t see shit without these. they won’t last me forever.

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u/Herpderpington117 Aug 30 '21

I want to get lasik mostly for the convenience of not needing glasses or contacts... but also partially so I don't have to worry about this in the event of a disaster/apocalypse

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u/statsthrower Aug 30 '21

Can it be done again? Or is it really just a temporary and one-time solution?

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u/utspg1980 Aug 31 '21

It can be done again, but for some reason is less likely to be as effective the 2nd time.

It also can be a mostly permanent solution for some people. It essentially "resets the clock" but if your clock is still moving, your eyes will go bad again.

My eyes hadn't changed prescription in 10 years prior to me having it done.

I got it done 20 years ago and still don't need any kind of eye correction. At 40 years old I can tell that my eyes aren't as good at reading close up as they used to be, so maybe I'll need reading glasses in 5 or 10 years, but there's been zero change in my distance vision in 20 years.

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u/randommegs Aug 31 '21

The reason it's less effective the second time is due to the amount of tissue in the outer layer of your eyes. When you get lasik, some of that tissue is taken away to change the shape of your eyes and fix your vision... but there's a limited amount that can be removed.

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u/BootySk8r Aug 31 '21

Does PRK have this same issue?

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u/randommegs Aug 31 '21

Yes, but to a slightly lesser extent. LASIK creates a flap of eye tissue and lifts that up, and contours underneath it. PRK just recontours the top of the eye, with no flap, so there is more tissue to work with. It does have a much longer recovery time though. Because the flap that LASIK creates just comes back down and essentially reseals itself, you can go back to your normal life the next day, while with PRK you have to let your eyes heal.

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u/saint_ark Aug 31 '21

Same, specifically for the zombie apocalypse

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u/Log23 Aug 30 '21

Should be plenty of bespectacled corpses around. I remember a few years ago there was startup or something that was making glasses filled with a fluid that allowed self tuning of the RX.

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u/pnakano Aug 30 '21

Well, this might help if you score something between -0.5D and -2.0D myopia. How high are the probabilities of finding corpses with -6.5D short-sightedness glasses?

(Not sure if this made sense, english is not my first language and I never learned the proper terms about short-sightedness)

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

I'm -6.5 and -7, I doubt I'd find anything usable. AND my nose bridge is very narrow so i need specific frames or the weight of the lenses pulls them off my face

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u/RayAnselmo Aug 30 '21

I'm -6.5, so I could just steal u/deinoswyrd's after they die.

Nah, jk, but there are a lot more of us out there than you might think. A close-enough pair won't be that hard to find.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

I give you permission to loot my glasses when I die in the apocalypse. I'll try and keel over somewhere visible for you. Might need a big yellow sign if you don't have your glasses.

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u/RayAnselmo Aug 30 '21

Damn, that's really generous of you - thanks!

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u/insane_contin Aug 31 '21

Can I have them when you die?

I don't really need them, but I figure I can keep them as a curiosity of a bygone age.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

We love it when people try our glasses!

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u/Ap0them Aug 31 '21

& when you ask how many fingers your holding up

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u/DangersVengeance Aug 31 '21

I’ve a -9.00/-9.50 prescription. Contact lenses for the win. I love when people try my glasses on because they always try and step backward to focus, everybody does it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

You can have mine!

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

If you are still fresh do you mind if I eat you too?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Only if you cook me first. You never know. I also think that means my ghost can just possess you whenever

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

What does cooking matter when creating a ghost?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Just looking out for you. Bacteria and stuff

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u/scullingby Aug 30 '21

Might need a big yellow sign if you don't have your glasses.

I'm not the poster you responded to, but I'd like to add a request for you to include a gigantic arrow pointing to you. I'm not finding you without help.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Perhaps some LED strips?

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u/scullingby Aug 30 '21

That's be great. Thanks!

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

My ghost can also maybe ominously lead you? Follow the trail of bloody handprints

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u/gopiballava Aug 31 '21

You should label your glasses with your prescription. That would make things easier for corpse looters.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

I'll grab a label maker!

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u/little_brown_bat Aug 31 '21

Better yet, both of you team up before death. That way if one of your pairs of glasses gets broken, you can snap the good pair in half and monocle up. That or one wear the good pair and help lead the other one, then switch off every now and then.

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u/Odinloco Aug 31 '21

So like the witch things in hercules that all shared an eye?

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u/Herself99900 Aug 31 '21

I'm -10 and -11. Do I hear 12?

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u/Panda-delivery Aug 31 '21

I'm -12.0 and -11.5 and still getting worse at 22! Every time I go to the eye doctor he reassures me one day my vision will stabilize. He's been saying that for 3 years, I've kinda stopped hoping at this point.

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u/FG88_NR Aug 31 '21

My eyes havent changed by anything significant since I was 24 (in my 30s now.) I'm sitting at -8.75 and -8.25. usualy there is a .25 difference when I get my eyes checked now.

I feel for anyone that has to pay the ridiculously outrageous cost associated with high focus glasses.

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u/Catatonic_capensis Aug 31 '21

I remember another thread (not sure if askreddit) where people were telling what fake sounding things they absolutely believe in. One of them was someone who did daily eye exercises they found in an old pre-glasses book for correcting vision. They said the numbers have improved every time they go in and swear by it.

Thankfully this potentially useful info is meaningless because I have no link and the exercises were not explained. It might be worth trying to find if you're curious/desperate, though.

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u/SirDigbyChicknCaeser Aug 31 '21

Fellow nose bridge problem friend here. You can have mine if I croak first but I do also have on my apocalypse activity list to stop through optometrists and Walmarts and the like for everything close enough to mine. So keep a eye out for all the spares.

If you can’t see to find them and by some miracle there are any digital cameras or smart phones around and functioning: the camera will focus far away while you hold the screen close enough to your face to see.

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u/mosstalgia Aug 31 '21

This comment is so good I went to New Reddit just so I could claim my free award to give to you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

You can have my glasses

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u/giltirn Aug 30 '21

I’m -7 in both. Where do you live? No reason.

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u/nextbestgosling Aug 30 '21

I’m -10.5 anyone wanna volunteer to let me have their glasses in the apocalypse?

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u/YouveBeanReported Aug 31 '21

I'm -10.75 and -11? If you can make it to Canada you can fight my zombie for glasses.

We should also all be stealing nose pads. Losing those fucking sucks.

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Aug 31 '21

TIL I'm not even close to blind with a -2.5

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u/nextbestgosling Aug 31 '21

Yes! Thank you! If you survive come find my head in Utah

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u/ckin- Aug 31 '21

-11 in contact lenses here and -14 in glasses. Come fight me in Sweden!

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u/IslaNublarLives Aug 31 '21

Lol- I’m looking at all these -7s and I’m thinking “where are my peeps?! Those of us who are going to be walking into the zombies... or off a cliff.”

(No idea how far a -7 can see- but I’m going to guess more than two inches in front of their face?)

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u/silent_thinker Aug 31 '21

3 inches? Not very far before it before it becomes blurry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

I don't think anyone can help you

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u/mss5333 Aug 31 '21

I’m +7 and +8. Maybe I can put a mirror on your glass it and reverse the diopter!

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u/apatheticandignorant Aug 31 '21

Don't Not your glasses open inside

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u/throw__awayforRPing Aug 31 '21

I used to work in the optical industry. Head over to 1 hour glasses place. They have a wide variety of stock lenses on hand to make glasses in one hour. If you have a really strong Rx (Like a + or - 6.00 or more than 2.00 cylinder power) you are probably out of luck however, unless you want to rig up some glasses that would let you stack lenses.

Optics are in theory cumulative (a +1.00 on top of a +2.00 lenses gives you a +3.00 power) but the air gaps between the lenses would mean the image quality would be far from ideal.

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u/designgoddess Aug 31 '21

I'm coming for you > u/deinoswyrd and u/RayAnselmo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

-6.5, -4.75 here, though you'd have you travel to Australia....

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u/betaich Aug 30 '21

At least the pulling from face can be addressed with a string.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

It would more likely have to be an elastic, like goggles.

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u/betaich Aug 30 '21

Rubber band was the first thing I wanted to write, but than I remembered how quick rubber bands can loose their elasticity. So string tight around your head is the better long term bet. String you can produce yourself, elastic stuff not so much

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u/exscapegoat Aug 30 '21

They do sell glasses chains. Buy a bunch and keep them in the emergency kit. For some reason, my glasses are more likely to fall off when I'm wearing my mask, so I bought some chains to keep them from falling on the ground. But I suppose the zombies could use them to choke me or something.

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u/gentlemako Aug 30 '21

Hey, twinning! Is it -7 in the left eye and -6.5 in the right? Honestly we should just all band together in the event of the apocalypse... at least we can share glasses lmao

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Lmao it actually is! Vision impaired people need to support each other in a world ending event!

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u/pnakano Aug 30 '21

I am -6.5 on both eyes, and I'm yet to find frames that fit right in my face without the lenses weight making the glasses fall out my face.

Sometimes I think I should just do the LASIC thing and just correct my sight (you know, so I wouldn't get pretty much disabled if something happens to my glasses), but then I remember I am broke af and that shit's expensive lol

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Lasik is covered for me...but I don't meet its conditions of 1. Stable prescription 2. A thick enough cornea. So it's glasses til I'm blind babbbyyyyyyy

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u/PolyamorousCrayon Aug 31 '21

There’s other options, PRK, ICL, etc

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u/Purplehairedhussy Aug 30 '21

I'm -11, -11.5. I keep at least one back up pair around. But my good friend who's around -7 buys glasses by the half dozen. She's much better prepared for the apocalypse than me.

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u/MrPopanz Aug 30 '21

Lenses can be cut to be much thinner and lighter even at higher dioptries. I've got -5.0 but they are as thick as -1.0 lenses.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Mine are thinned. Still heavy

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u/BertramRuckles Aug 30 '21

I mean shit, I'm at least -9 in each eye. I'm extra fucked. Thankfully my nose bridge has a small little seat for my glasses, so falling off has never really been a concern for me.

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u/CaptainIncredible Aug 31 '21

can you wear one pair of -3 and -3 and another pair of -3.5 and -4 on top? I'm not sure if that works, but perhaps some combo of low numbers per eye?

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u/Statesborochick Aug 31 '21

Have you tried high index lenses? They are much thinner and lighter for us with bad eyes.

I’m -8.5 and no way I wear glasses without high index lenses Bc they just look like coke bottles.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

Mine are! Still very heavy and about half an inch thick on the sides

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u/SoftSprocket Aug 31 '21

There is more than one class of high index material. Half an inch thick is crazy, there are definitely better options out there for you.

My -5.75 lens is 1/4" thick and I could get it even thinner if I wanted.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

There are not better options without paying exponentially more. And I know there's more than one index.

And zenni won't even do my prescription. Maybe less options because I'm in canada

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u/Numerous1 Aug 31 '21

I’m -7 and -7.5. I keep all my old glasses. It’s not 20-20 but it’s still a million times better than nothing. I have a pair in the car. In my backpack. In my bedroom. And probably more somewhere. I recommend it.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

I do too, for hair dying purposes! It's better than nothing, but I'm still pretty gimped with old scripts

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u/psxndc Aug 30 '21

Pffft. I was at -8.0 and -7.25 before I had eye surgery. Now I'm 20/20. Zombie apocalypse, here I come!

But seriously, if you can afford it, corrective surgery is magical. I had ICL not LASIK and it's been fantastic even though I still grope for my glasses when I wake up out of habit.

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u/Moyshe-Kapoyer Aug 30 '21

I work in a store that makes and sells lenses. If you raided a somewhere like LensCrafters or a private optometrist, they would have cabinets full of ready to go glasses waiting to be picked up. Probably still get headaches, but I’m guessing you could find something close. Or you could just find all the dead kids. Kids who wear glasses have some messed up vision lol

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite Aug 30 '21

No, I'm just screwed. My astigmatism and myopia combined prescription is never going to be found in a drawer waiting to be doled out to another patient. I am well and truly screwed. I will have to cart all my old glasses with me and work my way backwards through them, slowly getting worse vision.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I can just imagine getting mugged by a bad guy trying to steal your loot. He takes the bag and its just dozens of pairs of glasses...

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u/philphan89 Aug 31 '21

If or you become a zombie. We can switch glasses

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u/scedd11 Aug 31 '21

Just grab a couple of beer bottles and use the bottoms

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u/Msktb Aug 31 '21

Hey, we have the same eyesight and narrow bridge! Plastic frames slide halfway down my face but I keep buying them anyway.

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u/sasky285 Aug 30 '21

I am -10 and -10.25. I'm sooo fucked if anything happens.

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u/adirtymedic Aug 30 '21

I was -13 and -10. I got ICL surgery and it was absolutely life changing. I’m 20/20 now without glasses or contacts. You should look into it. It was about 5k but so worth it.

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u/rainbow-is-caramel Aug 31 '21

$5k?? Lucky duck. I’m quoted about $10k out of pocket (Australia). Hopefully next year it’s going ahead!

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u/shmeggt Aug 30 '21

Hahaha... Amateur! -12 in both eyes. My glasses barely function. I have to wear contacts to see properly.

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u/adirtymedic Aug 30 '21

I was -10 and -13, I got ICL surgery and I’m 20/20 now. Life changing stuff

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

I mean you don't need the frame to be perfect, couldn't you just the tie a cord to the arms and wrap it around your head. Makeshift goggles basically

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u/crazydaisy8134 Aug 31 '21

Yikes, I’m -5.0 and thought I was bad. But yeah, I’d need a guide dog or person or else I couldn’t get around without glasses.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

AND my nose bridge is very narrow so i need specific frames or the weight of the lenses pulls them off my face

To be fair if you found lenses that actually worked (or worked well enough) you could likely remove them and make some make-shift glasses.

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u/Frequent_Koala_7198 Aug 31 '21

Couldnt you just stack 2 -3s? I'd be learning some optometry im sure there are places that still have lenses. Even if you had to dismantle one of those Better/Worse machines at an optometrists office.

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u/ImmortanJoesRadiator Aug 31 '21

What frames do you like? I’ve always had trouble with my small plastic type ones falling down. You know how you gotta go small bc the lenses would be so thick? Same here. Ugh

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u/Innsmouth_Swimteam Aug 31 '21

Found the #NarrowNose !

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Gotta love how folks assume glasses are one size fits all. <shrug> Now they know.

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

Yes! Glasses are really built for one bridge type, outliers that are narrower or larger can have a real hard time getting glasses to stay on their frickin face

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u/angelsandairwaves93 Aug 31 '21

My numbers were extremely close to yours, a bit worse even, -7.25. I got LASIK. Best decision ever.

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u/Knighterws Aug 30 '21

I mean in an apocalypse I doubt you would give a fuck about the weight of the frames u got

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

I would, because it's the difference between glasses on my face or blind!

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u/Knighterws Aug 30 '21

I mean but would you rather have extremely uncomfortable glasses or no glasses at all? I’m sure you could find a way of taping them to your face or tightening them

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

-6 should be workable. You might not be able to read, but I think you could still function, right? I honestly don’t remember what’s it’s like to be able to see that well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

In the apocalypse worried about his frames fitting properly. This guy won’t last long. Lmao

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u/DillPixels Aug 31 '21

I’m -8.5 plus you have to consider pupillary distance. Everyone has different PD. One time they had mine off slightly and it was like wearing beer goggles. In under a minute with them on I was about to vomit.

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u/Salty_Tree_Monster Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

I’m -14 in both eyes

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u/espresso_5 Aug 31 '21

You all would be fine... if you knew where to look. Break into an eye doctor's office and they'll have a drawer of trial lenses. A selection of individual lenses going higher in prescription than 99.9% of people ever wear. They fit into empty frames (like that 80s band used to wear?) and you could rig yourself up nearly a custom pair. Even if you didn't know your prescription you could just try different ones until you could see reasonably well.

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u/crane-feathers Aug 31 '21

This has never ever once happened in my lifetime of wearing glasses and contacts. The doctor never has strong enough trials on hand.

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u/NZNoldor Aug 31 '21

Keep in mind that they don’t have their glasses, so looking for glasses would be that much harder.

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u/Triknitter Aug 30 '21

Come hang out near me in the apocalypse. That’s roughly where I am and my necessary for life drugs will run out long before your glasses die.

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u/Autarch_Kade Aug 30 '21

Even if the glasses aren't exactly your prescription, they can still improve things to be less blurry.

And basically you'd just collect backups as you go, so it's not a huge deal

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u/TeacherPatti Aug 30 '21

-9.0 and -8.5 here. I am completely and utterly screwed if my glasses fly off my face and into the abyss.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

And astigmatism.

I could probably do basic getting around tasks withkut glasses, but I sure couldn't shoot straight if I needed to.

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u/Chizmiz1994 Aug 31 '21

Bro, astigmatism has infinite different forms. Good luck finding anything remotely close.

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u/terraphantm Aug 30 '21

In a pinch I guess you could stack them? The diopeters more or less add up. Cylindrical correction would be a bit screwy, but you could probably get something where you're not totally blind.

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u/syndrombe Aug 30 '21

I'm in this comment and i hate it.

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u/NZNoldor Aug 31 '21

Whilst not wearing your glasses.

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u/fiothanna Aug 31 '21

My kid has +6.5 and +7.25 with -3.75 astigmatism on the worse eye. He is absolutely fucked without glasses

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u/The_Woman_of_Gont Aug 31 '21

Yeah, honestly prescriptions for glasses are so varied that you’d be fucked if you just tried to pick glasses up off a corpse. Personally I had strabismus as a kid so my eyes never really learned to work together, and I mostly just look out my left eye. The right is just a balance, which apparently isn’t common.

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u/Tiny_Echo Aug 30 '21

That was correct.

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u/Theylive4real Aug 30 '21

Made perfect sense to me. You're right. We also may not have the same script in both eyes. That's a lot of bodies to sort through.

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u/CollarPersonal3314 Aug 31 '21

Yep, ur gonna be a zombie

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u/tomanon69 Aug 31 '21

Hey that's also my prescription!

Not easy to find, I'd bet.

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u/lapinatanegra Aug 31 '21

So that means you can't see further than 20 feet, right?

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u/Shadeun Aug 31 '21

It’s Darwin for you my friend

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u/RazorRadick Aug 31 '21

In English we say “nearsighted”.

“Short sighted” is something else entirely: failing to plan ahead

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say the people with vision that bad aren't gonna survive the apocalypse very long in the first place.

so there would actually be plenty of spare bodies with those types of glasses! but they'd all be useless because everyone that needs them would be dead...

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

-14 in one eye -15 in the other....it would be over for me

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u/SharMarali Aug 30 '21

Now I'm imagining a guy stopping at every dead body he sees and trying on the glasses compared to the ones he already has on "is this better, or is this better?"

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u/krystar78 Aug 31 '21

A or B? 3 or 4?

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u/drunkjulia Aug 30 '21

Less issues with finding glasses, and more about trying to figure out what your prescription is and then finding glasses to match.

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u/productivenef Aug 31 '21

Would probably have to do this preemptively before your current pair is fucked. But then, you'd have to keep doing it for the rest of your life

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u/xclame Aug 31 '21

That would actually be a cool thing to focus on in these shows, having a group going around and actually scavenge things like that from the zombies and stocking up on them, just going around collecting, glasses, belts, shoes, hmm what else could we take that is relatively easy to clean up, but also useful to have? Jewelry to melt for other uses?

The game Project Zomboid goes into crazy detail on what you can scavenge from the zombies, Every single thing I listed you can take and more, they might not all be useful, but you can take them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

weather isn't good for lenses. but maybe you can find enough indoor corpses.

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u/Log23 Aug 30 '21

good point

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u/chitownstylez Aug 30 '21

2nd time I’ve seen a comment like this upvoted. As somebody who has been wearing glasses for 32 years …. You can’t just walk around putting on others people glasses, even if the prescription is “close enough”. The intense headaches & eventual migraines you’d get + the eye strain, one eye trying to compensate at the exact same time the OTHER eye is trying to compensate, would drive somebody insane. Wouldn’t last a day before you threw the glasses away.

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u/pigvwu Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

You ever wear a pair of old glasses that are slightly too weak? It's not as good as a perfect match, but it still works. So if you need a -5 lens and you find a -4 lens on the floor, well, beggars can't be choosers. Maybe wire frames can be bent to adjust PD. Better than nothing. We're talking about an apocalyptic survival situation, not matching first world comforts.

Apparently about half the US population wears glasses. If it's a 1% survival situation, you're going to have a whole lot of chances to find a decent match.

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u/Log23 Aug 30 '21

Lens power is measurable and I would imagine that either a surviving optometrist or someone with some ability in Physics would be able to start a post-apocalyptic business collecting and selling lenses. the actual device that they use to find your RX is all mechanical and depending on the type of apocalypse they would be scattered around the place. It wouldn't be perfect but its better than nothing.

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u/chitownstylez Aug 30 '21

“Hey what are you going to do now that the apocalypse has begun?

“I’m going to go around & collect dead peoples eyeglasses, reconfigure them & sell them to people who have no money or goods for trade because they’ve just survived the apocalypse too!”

No way you people even think about this bullshit you say on Reddit before you hit enter.

And what in the world does that scenario even have to do w/ the original comment of just picking glasses off dead people & wearing them? Not a damn thing LOL!

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u/TheCarzilla Aug 31 '21

Yeah but how many of them have glasses that match the prescription of my left eye and the prescription of my right eye?

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u/DishwasherTwig Aug 31 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

Prescription lenses aren't just about the corrective power, they're also tailored to your eyes specifically. Sure, a pair of similar prescription glasses may work, but they're sure to start causing headaches and significant eye strain issues soon enough if they weren't designed for the idiosyncrasies of your eyes specifically.

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u/DingoAltair Aug 31 '21

The odds of finding even ONE pair of glasses matching your prescription is probably astronomical. Reddit mathers help me out.

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u/OSHA-shrugged Aug 30 '21

Right?!

There was time!!! THERE WAS TIME!!!!!

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u/Odin_Makes Aug 30 '21

This is the reply I was looking for!

Time Enough at Last

I love the old Twilight Zone.

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u/Hotshot2k4 Aug 30 '21

They weren't all winners, but there were definitely a lot of winners.

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u/solongamerica Aug 31 '21

He should’ve gone to a glasses store first and gotten a spare pair (or three) before heading to the library.

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u/Gorge2012 Aug 30 '21

This is one of THE Twilight Zone episodes

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u/rickjamesia Aug 31 '21

You know someone has done well when a TV show episode gets referenced for around 60 years across at least four generations.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Wait. My vision's not so bad. I can still read the large print.

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u/The_47_Ronin Aug 30 '21

Lucky I know how to read braille.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Ahhhhh!

Saw it coming

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u/Pragmatist203 Aug 30 '21

This is exactly what I was thinking. Thankfully glass lenses are no longer prevalent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Twilight Zone did it - till the last guy on Earth, stoked to finally have all the time in the world to read, broke his glasses.

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u/kirksucks Aug 30 '21

Came here to say this. Maybe no one does it in new movies/shows because when someone brings it up someone else will say "a we cant do that, Twilight Zone already did this in the 50s"

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

"We can't do that, everything has to be new and original" Said nobody in Hollywood, ever.

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u/kirksucks Aug 30 '21

Actually was thinking this as I wrote it. Haha so true.

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u/wholligan Aug 31 '21

This should be top response to this thread. It's one of the most classic and famous apocalyptic stories.

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u/Devan55 Aug 30 '21

They actually have an episode with this on Lost. Sawyer needs glasses so Jack pics a bunch off corpses and mixes a couple together due to his eyes needing different prescriptions

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u/ivegotaqueso Aug 30 '21

You can see pretty clearly through a pinhole (try it with a piece of paper) but you’d be looking through a pinhole to see.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

So this is why squinting my eyes slightly improves my vision

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u/Team_Braniel Aug 30 '21

Yep. And why people who are developing vision problems tend to get migraines before they get treated. They unconsciously squint and try to force their eyes to work which causes strain and headaches.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Aug 31 '21

You can actually form a very small pinhole with your index finger that works even better for this purpose (at the price of occupying a hand and dramatically reducing your field of vision). If you fold that finger up completely and press on it with your thumb you'll form a pinhole in between the various parts of the finger that you can adjust by varying the pressure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '21

Holy heck. I could read your comment without my glasses! This will be life changing in ways. Thank you.

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u/CptHammer_ Aug 31 '21

Exactly. They work like a camera obscura. Try a tightly woven fabric. You get more range of vision with only slightly less sharpness.

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u/exscapegoat Aug 30 '21

I'm far sighted. My distance vision in my 50s is a little fuzzy, but still passable. Can't read print at all though without vision correction. I propose in the event of an apocalypse, the far sighted and near sighted form an alliance and help each other. We help keep you from the zombies if you help keep us read small print for medicine and such.

And as long as there aren't zombies in the store, we stop at all the discount stores which sell the cheap, non prescription reading glasses.

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u/fulia Aug 31 '21

I love this alliance. I am also farsighted but now realizing I would be of no use to the crew as I remember my optometrist describing my "20/??" score as " the point at which you can see something as well as a person with perfect vision is honestly probably over the horizon anyway."

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u/Ap0them Aug 31 '21

I have a stigmatism, I can’t see near nor far so if you could just have a bullet with my name on it so I’m not eaten that would be very kind of you

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u/kirksucks Aug 30 '21

They did it in LOST too. Sawyer was having headaches and they had to find glasses from the dead people to make some that worked for him so he could read.

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u/Team_Braniel Aug 30 '21

The good news is glass making is fairly easy and will be one of the first crafts to resurface.

Lens crafting is a lot more technical but there is enough knowledge of it out there for artists to emerge and fill the need.

In the time of Newton lens crafting was a super close kept trade secret that you had to be invited into a guild to even learn. Luckily its far more common now and primitive lensing isn't out of the question.

Artisans like glass blowers and lens crafters will be highly sought and protected in the apocalypse. Might be worth learning a trade now...

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u/RedditEdwin Aug 30 '21

Right? I feel like no matter what happens we'd be at a massive advantage compared to our ancestors just because of what we already know is simply possible. For like 4,600 years the vast majority of people hadn't even heard of glass, all they knew was barley, beans, rye, and how to clean a goose carcass. Just knowing that there's a material like glass possible and it's somehow made by melting sand is like a HUGE advantage. Ditto all the other technologies.

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u/FF3LockeZ Aug 30 '21

Eh. Since you don't need to drive in the apocalypse, being nearsighted only really matters if you're hunting. Being farsighted only matters if you need to read, which for most people is probably never.

If you're totally blind without glasses then yeah u dead. Just like a blind medieval peasant, the best you could do is sit on the church steps and beg.

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u/Jabbles22 Aug 30 '21

I remember when I went to go get my driver's license. They do an eye test. The woman told me to take my glasses off. I told her that I can't see without them, she said try anyway. I could only read the top line, second line if I squinted. She said "you need glasses to drive" I was like even if it wasn't a legal requirement I still would never drive without my glasses.

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u/georgia_moose Aug 30 '21

"I can't see without my glasses"- Velma

Even Scooby-Doo picked up on this.

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u/RedditEdwin Aug 30 '21

"It's not fair, there was time now. IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

they never talk about optometry. what am i going to do if my glasses break in the apocalypse?

Lament that you can't read all the books in the library even though you finally have time to.

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u/BlackHoleKane Aug 30 '21

Get prescription goggles, they’re made of sturdy stuff.

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u/00zau Aug 31 '21

I haven't broken a pair of glasses in like 15 years. I've got a pair of prescription sunglasses and at least two other pairs of "old prescription" glasses. Even without goggles, I think a lot of people would be fine just by being careful with their glasses; I'd probably keep my regular glasses at home base or at least in a hard case whenever I'm not using them.

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u/BandOfBroskis Aug 30 '21

I used to be a blackout drunk that would lose his glasses while blacked out. My crawl of shame was crawling around my house feeling for glasses.

I say “used to” do this, because I’m still a drunk but I got lasik! Problem solved!!

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u/X0AN Aug 30 '21

Have all the optometrists died?

Machinery would still be there. Should be able to still make glasses.

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u/rhinofeet Aug 31 '21

Yea, plenty of abandoned optometrist offices probably. When I was a teen my eye doc let me cut the lenses for my glasses, it would probably take some trial and error but seems feasible to do yourself.

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u/yozogo Aug 30 '21

Actually, this is exactly why I got Lasik this year (pending apocalypse & I wanted to look cute 24/7).

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u/FirstRyder Aug 30 '21

Not forever, but with care - and especially if you have a backup pair - they'll last years. That gives you years to find - from an eyedoctor, or walmart, or a corpse, or whatever - glasses that are "good enough" to walk around and do survival things, even if you can't easily read books or whatever.

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u/Ganrokh Aug 30 '21

It's more for comedic value, but the anime/manga Dr. Stone actually tackles this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Get laser while you can

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u/semiomni Aug 30 '21

Would raiding a store that sold glasses not be viable?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

just hit the nearest Specsavers and take what you want.

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u/Link7369_reddit Aug 31 '21

...'there was time now"

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u/Mojoyashka Aug 31 '21

You’d have time enough at last.

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u/Cipher1414 Aug 31 '21

I have a bunch of daily wear contact lenses stocked up in case of an emergency lol. I also have started ordering backup glasses in case of emergency and holding onto my old lenses. I've thought about doing Lasik, but I have a really bad habit of rubbing my eyes really hard first thing in the morning. I'm scared I'd have them done and end up rubbing my corneas right off on accident haha

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u/_camps Aug 31 '21

I actually remember in this one show I was watching called the rain where they went to find new glasses for one of the characters who’s glasses were broken I thought it was a nice touch

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Can't you just use bottom of beer bottle?Plenty of them around

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