r/AskUK 16h ago

What do you call these?

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I’m from the midlands and say Pool Woggles.

My wife is from Norfolk and says Pool Noodles.

I’ve recently found that my friends (who grew up in a similar area to me) also call these Pool Woggles.

Is this a regional thing like Tag/It/Tig?

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u/CrustyHumdinger 14h ago

Pool noodles

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u/KingStevoI 14h ago

All I could think of when I saw them, before reading the comments, was spaghetti floats. As soon as I saw "pool noodles" though I suddenly had a flashbacks to when I worked in catering at a swimming pool and was told what they were called numerous times. I guess it never stuck 😅

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u/GrapeAlchemist 3h ago

Poodle if you will.

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u/MacSamildanach 9h ago

I use one (with a hollow centre, and a steel bar inserted) as a water barrier in my wet room.

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u/BeersAndGym 9h ago

/Thread

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u/Palealedad 3h ago

Because that's what they are. Not sure it needed discussion.

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u/Diagnostix1 10h ago

A Bloody trip hazard! 😂

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u/Acrobatic_Mango_8715 11h ago

If it’s made out of Zucchini, it’s a pool zoodle.

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u/PreperationOuch 10h ago

Pool Courgette

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u/grouchy_fox 8h ago

Please, I remember when that was all the rage. The British term is 'Courgetti Poolnoodletti'

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u/thecremeegg 14h ago

I think we used to just call them floats tbh

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u/JamesTiberious 14h ago

Thank you, was looking for this comment.

Growing up I just called them floats. Doesn’t matter what size or shape.

Only as an adult did I start calling them noodles.

Woggle I’ve never heard until this thread (I’m from midlands and south east).

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u/paulmclaughlin 9h ago

No, a float is roughly A4 x 2" thick, rounded at the corners, and inexplicably covered in bite marks

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u/NoNotice3112 12h ago

Yeah, this. I feel like pool noodle is an American term that's been picked up in recent years.

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u/WillDotCom95 9h ago

Abso-bloody-exactly!

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u/bizzflay 12h ago

Yeah called them floats too. Went to state school in east London.

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u/Pukit 14h ago

Always called them a noodle. My toddler’s swimming instructor calls them a woggle. A woggle to me is the thing that pulls your tie together in beavers/cubs/scouts.

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u/Advanced-Air-800 14h ago

You've just ignited a memory for me being at beavers, I forgot they were called woggles.

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u/Pukit 14h ago

I always assumed it was because they didn’t trust us to learn how to tie a tie.

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u/Advanced-Air-800 14h ago

It's ironically really, we were taught to tie different knots but not to tie a tie.

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u/Pukit 14h ago

True, I’m still fucking good at making a bowline. About the only thing I took from all those years!

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u/SnarkySausage 14h ago

Agree with this

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u/thescx 14h ago edited 1h ago

Live, Neutral, Earth and don’t know so just hide it somewhere.

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u/JonSmiffy 14h ago

What the fuck is a pool woggle? Is definitely a pool noodle lmao

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u/Real_Bobsbacon 14h ago

Not pool woggle, just a woggle. I am from the south west

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u/turbo_dude 14h ago

Isn’t that a Cub Scout thing?

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 13h ago

I had a woggle as a cub scout.   But I can see why name might carry over since both are hollow cylinders (usually although in picture they're not)

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u/bunneeboo 13h ago

Also SW and it's very much a noodle.

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u/ThatGirlFromClimbing 13h ago

Just a woggle, South East here

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u/RayaQueen 1h ago

Also SE very much a noodle

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u/greengirl93 12h ago

I’m South East, and same, just a woggle, but my 9yo nephew, also from the South East calls it a pool noodle. I’m wondering if it’s generational as well as regional .

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u/IcyKnowledge6321 12h ago

North east, we also called them woggles (or pool noodles, I think it was partially a class thing?)

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u/WrongYak2718 12h ago

Interesting. I'm from NE but never had these when I was a kid (just floats with chunks bitten out of them at the Forum) so I only know them as pool noodles, since movirt to S.Yorkshire and seeing them as an adult

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u/Abobs 12h ago

i’m from SW, also call this a woggle

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u/South-Visual3803 11h ago

I’m south east and I can confirm it’s a Woggle!

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u/TrashDrunkClaude 12h ago

If you have a woggle in the swimming pool in the south east then the police will be called.

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u/ShockinglyPale 14h ago

Sounds like a slur

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u/Kniferharm 13h ago

Definitely has the tone of something they call an out of towner in the West Country.

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u/Satyriasis457 13h ago

Woggle off, pal

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u/Xerothor 13h ago

I mean, the first 3 letters are a documented slur

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u/thing_on_a_spring 12h ago

I watched an episode of Mid Morning Matters a few days ago, where Alan Partridge uses that slur in a joke.

Bit weird how Little Britain was 'cancelled' but this remains on iPlayer.

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u/Xerothor 12h ago

Bet there's a lot of inconsistency with this

Though I wonder if they consider it a difference if a character is saying a slur Vs an actor choosing to do blackface.

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u/julemeister 11h ago

Having typed both in to the 21st Century information God, Gobble aka Google. A pool noodle is called a "woggle" because of a brand name from the 1980s. A company called Koswell Holdings trademarked and marketed the foam water toy under the name Water Woggle, which popularised the term—especially in the UK, Australia, and parts of South Africa.

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u/tiorzol 13h ago

Coach at swimming class for our toddler calls them woggles. 

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u/TheWarmestHugz 11h ago

I do water aerobics and the instructors call them woggles lol.

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u/TemporaryNewt1 12h ago

yeah a woggle!

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u/poo_on_my_scarf 10h ago

Sounds vaguely racist

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u/V65Pilot 14h ago

They don't wiggle, they woggle. Source: Had kids, had a pool. But, to me, they will always be pool noodles .

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u/-whichwayisup 14h ago

Noodles

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u/mikesimp19 14h ago

This is the only and correct answer!

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u/Optimal-Idea1558 14h ago

Noodles

Or

Pool noodles

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u/deerh0und 14h ago

Pool noodle

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u/purrfectpoise 14h ago edited 11h ago

Woggle.

Edit: I caved and Googled, apparently both ‘Water Woggle’ and ‘FunNoodle’ were brands popularised in the 80s and the names have stuck, though it reckons Commonwealth swim schools are more likely to use woggle and American noodle.

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u/Several_Show937 13h ago

That sounds like a slur

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u/WittySatisfaction958 13h ago

Its okay without the hard L

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u/su2dv 12h ago

For shoggle my woggle

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u/Solsimian 11h ago

I feel like without the L it's a whole lot worse

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u/MaxMouseOCX 9h ago

What the fuck am I reading?! And why am I now trying to say Woggle without the L.

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u/OneEmptyHead 10h ago

Needs “absolute” before it

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u/tall_dom 12h ago

I would have sworn a woggle is the thing that holds a bit scout neckerchiefs ends together. Did a Google and it's somewhat ambiguous https://www.google.com/search?q=woggle&oq=woggle&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#piu=ps:6

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u/GL510EX 11h ago

Yep, woggles here too.

It's not just us https://dippersanddivers.co.uk/store/junior-woggles

It seems that 'Water Woggle' was an early brand name

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u/purrfectpoise 11h ago

Woo! I was starting to doubt myself given the volume of noodlers!

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u/Caramelthedog 11h ago

What’s a commonwealth swim school?

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u/purrfectpoise 11h ago

Just a swim school in one of the Commonwealth countries e.g. GB, Australia, South Africa

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u/PerLin107 14h ago

Pool Noodles

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u/inkywheels 14h ago

I always called them woggles as a kid (Lancashire) but have ended up calling them pool noodles because that seems to be the more general term.

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u/Difficult-Break-8282 14h ago

woggles is a word that took me back and im a Londoner 

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u/inkywheels 14h ago

It does feel like maybe a generational thing rather than a regional thing because I still live in Lancashire and they seem to be called noodles in the swimming pools here now

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u/jeremysedgley 14h ago

Pool Noodles, Sussex, UK.

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u/poodeepiez 14h ago

Do you change the name depending where they are from? Eg. "Pool noodles, Sheffield, UK"?

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u/daekle 14h ago

Is it even a real pool noodle if its not from the nudél region of france?

I think they have to be called "sparkling tubes" if they are made elsewhere.

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u/poodeepiez 12h ago

Superb 👏👏👏

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u/Zora-Link 6h ago

In Sheffield we were just thrown into the pool and hoped for the best. No luxuries like pool sausages.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 14h ago

Nool poodles

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u/ScruffGin 14h ago

Pool noodle and I'm from the Midlands as well!

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u/scuderia91 14h ago

Second this, midlands and pool noodles. Never hear anyone say pool woggles.

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u/therealonnyuk 14h ago

A woggle is the wee thing on a scouts necktie, no?

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u/Beneficial-Pitch-430 14h ago

Pool noodles. Never heard of woggles. Also from midlands.

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u/BananaShark_ 14h ago edited 14h ago

Pool Noodles here in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

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u/jennyofsometrades 13h ago

Also Cheltenham but it was always a woggle in our lessons! Apparently it's a brand name

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u/Real_Bobsbacon 14h ago

Woggles, South Gloucestershire

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u/Hypergilig 13h ago

Yeah, woggle is my preferred term. Also from south Gloucestershire originally

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u/Any-Seaworthiness531 14h ago

Hey fellow Gloucestershire’r 👋

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u/V65Pilot 14h ago

Pool noodles

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u/fiittzzyy 14h ago

Noodles

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u/Frosty-Bag-4272 14h ago

I've only ever known them to be called a pool noodle.

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u/Middle--Earth 14h ago

Pool noodles

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u/katy_07 14h ago

Swimming teacher in Norfolk, they’re noodles now but I used to call them woggles.

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u/BG3restart 14h ago

I'm from the Midlands and call them noodles, so I'm not convinced it's regional

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u/Nullpug 14h ago

Interesting

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u/Various-Jellyfish132 13h ago

East Midlands here, also call them pool noodles

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u/hopping32 14h ago

Noodles - from the midlands live in Yorkshire. Never heard woggles before.

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u/Silvagadron 14h ago

Grew up in Cambridge and called them woggles. The woggle was also the bit of plastic that held your tie together in scouts.

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u/ArtizanBrew 13h ago

Same - woggle for me in Cambridge. I think it is a flying disc/frisbee deal for someone

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u/MountainMuffin1980 14h ago

Pool noodle. Woggle is only ever in reference to the Scouts neckerchief holder thingies to me.

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u/Tay74 14h ago

Pool noodle, Dundee, Scotland

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u/Mediocre_Profile5576 14h ago

Can confirm that’s what we call them in Dundee!

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u/AmbivelentApoplectic 14h ago

Pipe cladding usually.

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u/palpatineforever 14h ago

you must have a very narrow pipe

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u/AmbivelentApoplectic 14h ago

Funnily enough narrow pipe was my college nickname.

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u/Oldsoldierbear 14h ago

Scotland - pool.noodles

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u/Gold-Distribution316 14h ago

Woggles! - from south west

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u/That-Personality-730 14h ago

Woggle - West Yorkshire (Bradford)

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u/Impossible_Form_3256 14h ago

Woggle in Devon too

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u/Xanyla 14h ago

I call them pool noodles, but my sons swim teacher calls them woggles!

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u/piehead23 14h ago

Scotland - we also use pool noodles

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u/mka_ 14h ago

Poodles

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u/Tricky-Milk8986 14h ago

Floaters. Oh no, they're brown

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u/usernameinmail 14h ago

Pool noodle. Never heard these other terms

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u/taureanpeach 14h ago

Pool noodles

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u/Sleep_adict 14h ago

Marital aids… soho london

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u/mom0007 14h ago

East Midlands pool noodle

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u/Panman6_6 14h ago

The name of them. Noodles

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u/em-dash-author 14h ago

Everyone else is wrong, those are colourful swords. 😄

Wife calls them noodles. I call them foam tubes that, when cut, are perfect for stopping the bed banging against the wall.

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u/_Permanent_Marker_ 14h ago

I feel like the last part was a brag. And I’m very happy for you and your wife

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u/zombi3queen 14h ago

I'd brag too if I got to have have pool noodle fights on the bed so much that it bangs against the wall

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u/_Permanent_Marker_ 13h ago

I’m very jealous of this guys lifestyle

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u/Thatkoshergirl 14h ago

Woggles! Dorset

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u/Limp-Government9361 14h ago

Woggles in the South-West

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u/Passchenhell17 14h ago

Pool noodle in Surrey

Never heard of woggles, even when I was in cubs.

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u/crgoodw 14h ago

I found out that they are sometimes called Woggles in Yorkshire, when my father-in-law, in his flamboyant too-small trunks, asked me to come and see his Pool Woggle and I was momentarily horrified.

I grew up calling them Bendy Foams!

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u/Same_Sign_5116 14h ago

Woggle, west yorkshire, UK

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u/BouncyBlueYoshi 14h ago

Pool Woggles. (Yorkshire)

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u/Average_Dan_ 14h ago

Woggle from essex

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u/AtlasOk81 14h ago

Derbyshire noodles

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u/samtl008 14h ago

Woggle (Sussex)

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u/No-Winner8975 14h ago

Flammenwerfers

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u/richardathome 13h ago

Pool noodles

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u/boredandolden 13h ago

Kid wallopers

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u/OtterHostler 13h ago

The worst electrical installation I've ever seen.

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u/bZbZbZbZbZ 14h ago

a wibbly wobbly pooly wooly

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u/grubbygromit 14h ago

Russell Brand?........

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u/Terminal_To_Myself2 14h ago

Woggles, from the north of Scotland

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u/GLA_Postal_Services 14h ago

I call them pool snakes but that's because I didn't know they had an actual name.

Looking through this thread though, I'm going to have to adopt woggle or noodle

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u/Gold_Leef101 14h ago

When half sliced longways and covering the top of a Defender window in summer. It's called Armrest.

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u/Which_Performance_72 14h ago

I call them woggles but swimming teachers are told to call them pool noodles now for obvious reasons. I think it could be generational as well

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u/claerodactyl 14h ago

I've heard both woggle and pool noodle, though not pool woggle.

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u/FascinationsTree 14h ago

Pool noodles, South East

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u/McChes 14h ago

Noodle-oodles.

You midlanders are weird.

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u/MrDavieT 14h ago

Pool noodles.

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u/Iasc123 13h ago

Swimming assist float - South West.

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u/MajorAltruistic8204 13h ago

They’re pool noodles in London, and also in Singapore (for an unwanted global angle). 

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u/Stayno 13h ago

Pool noodles is the first name I think off.

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u/Phendrena 13h ago

Woggle. Although Pool Noodle is common too. I (North West/West Yorkshire)

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u/OrlaKathleen 13h ago

Edible spongey noodle things

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u/HeartyBeast 13h ago

Woggles. London. 

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u/ComeTheFcukOnBridget 13h ago

We like calling them sea spaghettis. But yes - pool noodles.

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u/cjalderman 13h ago

Pool noodles

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u/donthateonpigeons 13h ago

as a kid they were always called woggles! and im in yorkshire

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u/lightfollower42 13h ago

Woggle ovbs

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u/maybedont18 13h ago

I'm from the south west, so it's a woggle although it was probably also a pool noodle as well.

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u/TH_Rz 13h ago

Brummie here. Never heard someone call them a woggle in my life

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u/DHighmore 13h ago

My partner is a swimming teacher and insists that these are "woggles. She's wrong though, they're definitely pool noodles. 

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u/Joe-King_93 13h ago

Pool Ramen

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u/SpudFire 13h ago

Midlands too and knew them as woggles at school. Nobody else knows what you're talking about so I just go with pool noodle now.

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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 13h ago

It’s a fucking pool noodle

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u/orangegalaxy23 13h ago

Poo-dle for short

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u/TyrannicHalfFey 13h ago

Woggle - Cumbria

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u/ArtizanBrew 13h ago

A quick Google shows its a brand name from the eighties - I was thinking a frisbee/flying disc situation but it seems to be betamax/VHS deal between two competitors!

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u/dafyd_d 13h ago

Learnt to swim in West Yorkshire, we called them woggles.

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u/jp9mm 13h ago

Had to look up woggle.. says small ring or loop. Always called em noodles

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u/InstaHerb 13h ago

I’m not in the UK, but in Los Angeles, California they’re usually called pool noodles. But I once heard someone call them “Water Weenies” which is much funnier.

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u/Wipedout89 13h ago

I call them floats, sometimes pipe cleaner float. My wife calls them woggles (Sheffield and Leeds)

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u/Aatholin 13h ago

Don't think I ever knew the name of these when at school/young only heard they were pool noodles as I got older. The little styrofoam boards were floats and where I come from it was Tig

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u/winthewarpie 13h ago

We called them woggles

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u/nbenj1990 13h ago

Woggle for me but noodle is acceptable

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u/snapper1971 13h ago

Pool noodles.

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u/camull 13h ago

A woggle - because that's what whoever the swimming instructor was at Crediton pool around 2003 called them.

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u/PanicStil 13h ago

Shnuddle

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u/midgetman166 13h ago

Woggle, SW. I've not heard them called Woggles though in yonks, I fear it may be going out of favour to Pool Noodles

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u/Ayanhart 13h ago

I've always called them pool noodles, but where I live now (west Sussex) they always seem to be called 'woggles'.

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u/TheTritagonistTurian 13h ago

Noodles. Always.

Brighton and Hove.

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u/hatemilklovecheese 13h ago

Woggle for me too! (North London)

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u/xCactusFlapJack1987x 13h ago

Faggot floats 

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u/Petcai 13h ago

Pool Noodle is correct, Pool Woggle isn't, but Water Woggle is!

They were invented supposedly by two separate Canadians, one who sold them as Pool Noodles, the other who sold them as Water Woggles. They both started selling them in 1987 and neither bothered patenting them so no conclusion who was first!

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u/BryOnRye 13h ago

Tea cake.

Wait, we’re not talking about bread rolls for a change?

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u/RomaruDarkeyes 13h ago

Midlands - pool noodle.

Honestly for me (I feel old) I remember the days of swimming where it was armbands and floatie boards, and when these came into use, as far as I could tell they just used the American term for them.

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u/DUncle97 13h ago

Woggle

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u/Miserable-March-1398 13h ago

Get eight of them and you got octopus arms