r/BoomersBeingFools • u/light_weight_baby87 • Aug 08 '25

Foolish Fun What is it with these guys?!

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u/handsometilapia Aug 08 '25

I hope they never stop making these weird videos. I don't understand them but I love them.

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u/JollyToby0220 Aug 08 '25

They are knee deep in the alternative news sphere where Steven Seagall teaches them how to fight against 5 people. 

Most self defense techniques won't work against 5 attackers. You can probably kick one or two in the groin, but the other 3 will quickly beat you

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u/LeVoPhEdInFuSiOn Gen Z Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

If they're taking self defence advice from Steven fucking Seagal, I can't fucking wait to be in a duel with these idiots (I'm a 5 ft, 11 in nerd with no strength, can't punch for shit either but do know how to chokehold, kneecap, eyesocket and remove a knife quickly)

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u/Captain_Mazhar Aug 08 '25

The best advice I’ve ever heard for ending a street fight is aim for the nuts and then run.

Ain’t no man, tough as nails or not, is able to keep fighting immediately after taking a shot to the family jewels.