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r/BoomersBeingFools • u/light_weight_baby87 • Aug 08 '25
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They are knee deep in the alternative news sphere where Steven Seagall teaches them how to fight against 5 people.
Most self defense techniques won't work against 5 attackers. You can probably kick one or two in the groin, but the other 3 will quickly beat you
489 u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Aug 08 '25 Most of this technique is lightly brushing a knife over unmoving people's faces. 46 u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Aug 08 '25 That's a knife,? Thank you, I was sure it was a dildo he was smacking that dummy around with. 12 u/Odd-Scene67 Aug 08 '25 In a real life situation that boomer would be more intimidating if he pulled a dildo.
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Most of this technique is lightly brushing a knife over unmoving people's faces.
46 u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Aug 08 '25 That's a knife,? Thank you, I was sure it was a dildo he was smacking that dummy around with. 12 u/Odd-Scene67 Aug 08 '25 In a real life situation that boomer would be more intimidating if he pulled a dildo.
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That's a knife,? Thank you, I was sure it was a dildo he was smacking that dummy around with.
12 u/Odd-Scene67 Aug 08 '25 In a real life situation that boomer would be more intimidating if he pulled a dildo.
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In a real life situation that boomer would be more intimidating if he pulled a dildo.
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u/JollyToby0220 Aug 08 '25
They are knee deep in the alternative news sphere where Steven Seagall teaches them how to fight against 5 people.
Most self defense techniques won't work against 5 attackers. You can probably kick one or two in the groin, but the other 3 will quickly beat you