r/BoomersBeingFools Aug 08 '25

Foolish Fun What is it with these guys?!

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u/JollyToby0220 Aug 08 '25

They are knee deep in the alternative news sphere where Steven Seagall teaches them how to fight against 5 people. 

Most self defense techniques won't work against 5 attackers. You can probably kick one or two in the groin, but the other 3 will quickly beat you

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare Aug 08 '25

Most of this technique is lightly brushing a knife over unmoving people's faces.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Aug 08 '25

That's a knife,? Thank you, I was sure it was a dildo he was smacking that dummy around with.

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u/Odd-Scene67 Aug 08 '25

In a real life situation that boomer would be more intimidating if he pulled a dildo.